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I'm bored, so I made a roleplay.

Doc Monocle

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The following day, Miguel waits outside to pick Ashley up...

Gunther being at work, Sarah sees her off...

Miguel drives her there, and follows her until she is in. She already notices a marked difference in the behavior of children towards her, to her liking. At the cafeteria, children talk frequently to and about her ...

Darlene: So what's it like having a teleporting sister? Can she really go anywhere she wants? (Response)

The children that were bullying her before are now careful to avoid her. For once, she publicly wears a prolonged smile.
 

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The following day, Miguel waits outside to pick Ashley up...

Gunther being at work, Sarah sees her off...

Miguel drives her there, and follows her until she is in. She already notices a marked difference in the behavior of children towards her, to her liking. At the cafeteria, children talk frequently to and about her ...

Darlene: So what's it like having a teleporting sister? Can she really go anywhere she wants? (Response)

The children that were bullying her before are now careful to avoid her. For once, she publicly wears a prolonged smile.
$This is great!$ Ashley thinks. $I'm both feared and adored!$ She approaches someone eating their lunch. "You there! Give me your Cheezits!"

Meanwhile, a mysterious letter addressed to Baby Ashley slips through the mail slot...
 

Doc Monocle

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$This is great!$ Ashley thinks. $I'm both feared and adored!$ She approaches someone eating their lunch. "You there! Give me your Cheezits!"

Meanwhile, a mysterious letter addressed to Baby Ashley slips through the mail slot...
Franky: But I don't wanna give you my cheese zits! < Just to be safe. > ... A group of mean children enforce the invasion by coming behind her and staring at him menacingly... (He abandons the snack crackers)

Richie: The spoils of war!...
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Sarah takes the letter, and sets it on the counter.

Sarah: $If it were laced, we would not know the difference! I am going to have it analyzed...$
 

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Franky: But I don't wanna give you my cheese zits! < Just to be safe. > ... A group of mean children enforce the invasion by coming behind her and staring at him menacingly... (He abandons the snack crackers)

Richie: The spoils of war!...
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Sarah takes the letter, and sets it on the counter.

Sarah: $If it were laced, we would not know the difference! I am going to have it analyzed...$
Ashley takes them and smiles innocently at the mean children. She then eats all of them, leaving just one for Richie.

The letter contains a check written by Chester containing $25,000 and a coupon for a toy store.
 

Doc Monocle

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Ashley takes them and smiles innocently at the mean children. She then eats all of them, leaving just one for Richie.

The letter contains a check written by Chester containing $25,000 and a coupon for a toy store.
Richie looks over it in puzzlement, but eats it. Soon after, When Ashley is about to drink a carton of milk given to her by one of the children (named later) , Miguel steps in...

Miguel: (Quickly, gruffly, and suspiciously) Un momento!... (Grabs the carton of milk that the child gave her. Shaking the carton at the child, he continues...) Let's see if this has some explosive material, uh? (Speedily marches outside, accompanied by increasingly suspenseful music, and watched through a window by Ashley and most of the other children . He catches a squirrel and feeds it the milk. The squirrel bloats, and runs into its hollow in a tree, where it explodes...) <Pardon the absurdity.>

Principal Gordon: (Racing out with school personnel and children) What on icy planet Earth was that?

Miguel: Maybe ask Lardy over there, uh? (Points at the perpetrator)

Child: (Throwing a tantrum) Shut up! My name isn't Lardy! It's Porky!...

Ashley pushes through the crowd of spectating children...
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Sarah sends the envelope to a laboratory. <Was it specifically the intention that she read it now?>

Sarah: $Another thing to account for!$
 

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Richie looks over it in puzzlement, but eats it. Soon after, When Ashley is about to drink a carton of milk given to her by one of the children (named later) , Miguel steps in...

Miguel: (Quickly, gruffly, and suspiciously) Un momento!... (Grabs the carton of milk that the child gave her. Shaking the carton at the child, he continues...) Let's see if this has some explosive material, uh? (Speedily marches outside, accompanied by increasingly suspenseful music, and watched through a window by Ashley and most of the other children . He catches a squirrel and feeds it the milk. The squirrel bloats, and runs into its hollow in a tree, where it explodes...) <Pardon the absurdity.>

Principal Gordon: (Racing out with school personnel and children) What on icy planet Earth was that?

Miguel: Maybe ask Lardy over there, uh? (Points at the perpetrator)

Child: (Throwing a tantrum) Shut up! My name isn't Lardy! It's Porky!...

Ashley pushes through the crowd of spectating children...
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Sarah sends the envelope to a laboratory. <Was it specifically the intention that she read it now?>

Sarah: $Another thing to account for!$
<I guess it doesn't matter, but it's not laced>

"You tried to kill me?" Ashley growls, her hair turning white. She shoves Porky to the ground and stomps on him. "You'll pay for that!"

Baby Ashley teleports downstairs without warning and waves at Sarah.
 

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<I guess it doesn't matter, but it's not laced>

"You tried to kill me?" Ashley growls, her hair turning white. She shoves Porky to the ground and stomps on him. "You'll pay for that!"

Baby Ashley teleports downstairs without warning and waves at Sarah.
Miguel pulls her back.

Principal Gordon: This will receive no tolerance! (Goes to call the authorities.)

Porky gets up as Miguel walks closer.

Porky: I won't be treated like this!... (He pulls a transmitter from 'hammerspace' (say, behind his head), and summons a number of Porky look-alike statues that surround the school)... You will all fear me!

Miguel backs up. Seeing Ashley nearly crushed by the foot of one statue, he shoves her out of the way, and barely escapes himself.

Miguel: Into the... (the vehicle is crushed)... What is your problem!

Porky: There's only one king kid, and that's me!...
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Sarah: Who's ready for some oatmeal?! (In an artificial tone, trying to emulate other parents).
 

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Miguel pulls her back.

Principal Gordon: This will receive no tolerance! (Goes to call the authorities.)

Porky gets up as Miguel walks closer.

Porky: I won't be treated like this!... (He pulls a transmitter from 'hammerspace' (say, behind his head), and summons a number of Porky look-alike statues that surround the school)... You will all fear me!

Miguel backs up. Seeing Ashley nearly crushed by the foot of one statue, he shoves her out of the way, and barely escapes himself.

Miguel: Into the... (the vehicle is crushed)... What is your problem!

Porky: There's only one king kid, and that's me!...
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Sarah: Who's ready for some oatmeal?! (In an artificial tone, trying to emulate other parents).
Ashley casts a spell that immobilizes Porky. "We need to destroy all of the statues!" she says. She grabs the explosive milk. "And we'll use his own weapon...."

"No oatmeal. Ice cweam," Baby Ashley says.
(ShyHo and Lenna wake up)
Kaito wakes up and goes into their room.
 

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Ashley casts a spell that immobilizes Porky. "We need to destroy all of the statues!" she says. She grabs the explosive milk. "And we'll use his own weapon...."

"No oatmeal. Ice cweam," Baby Ashley says.

Kaito wakes up and goes into their room.
(ShyHo and Lenna keep sleeping)
 

Doc Monocle

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Ashley casts a spell that immobilizes Porky. "We need to destroy all of the statues!" she says. She grabs the explosive milk. "And we'll use his own weapon...."

"No oatmeal. Ice cweam," Baby Ashley says.

Kaito wakes up and goes into their room.
Miguel: I think not... (takes the milk) The government will handle this! We must get you to safety! (Takes her hand as he flees)

Porky: Don't just stand there! Go after them! (Failing to move, he is forced to wait for now)

The statues pursue, but are slowed as they enter narrow pathways, damaging structures.
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Sarah: ... You can't have ice cream for breakfast, that will ruin your ap... (feels tremors and hears noise from the destructive activity)...$Earthquake$ Ashley, come here! (Grabs her and shields herself and takes cover)
 

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(ShyHo and Lenna keep sleeping)
Kaito joins them and falls back asleep.
Miguel: I think not... (takes the milk) The government will handle this! We must get you to safety! (Takes her hand as he flees)

Porky: Don't just stand there! Go after them! (Failing to move, he is forced to wait for now)

The statues pursue, but are slowed as they enter narrow pathways, damaging structures.
-----------------------

Sarah: ... You can't have ice cream for breakfast, that will ruin your ap... (feels tremors and hears noise from the destructive activity)...$Earthquake$ Ashley, come here! (Grabs her and shields herself and takes cover)
Ashley follows him, almost tripping. "Where are we going?"

Baby Ashley hides with her and starts crying, distressed about not knowing what's happening.
 

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Kaito joins them and falls back asleep.

Ashley follows him, almost tripping. "Where are we going?"

Baby Ashley hides with her and starts crying, distressed about not knowing what's happening.
(ShyHo and Lenna wake up shortly afterward)
ShyHo: Good morning, Lenna.
Lenna: Good morning, ShyHo.
 
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Doc Monocle

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Kaito joins them and falls back asleep.

Ashley follows him, almost tripping. "Where are we going?"

Baby Ashley hides with her and starts crying, distressed about not knowing what's happening.
Miguel does not answer, but opens a manhole.

Miguel: Quick!...
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Sarah holds baby Ashley tightly. The shaking intensifies as a statue approaches the house, removing the roof, and reaching inside, feeling for Ashley...

Sarah runs with Baby Ashley...
 

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(ShyHo and Lenna wake up shortly afterward)
ShyHo: Good morning, Lenna.
Lenna: Good morning, ShyHo.
Kaito remains asleep.
Miguel does not answer, but opens a manhole.

Miguel: Quick!...
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Sarah holds baby Ashley tightly. The shaking intensifies as a statue approaches the house, removing the roof, and reaching inside, feeling for Ashley...

Sarah runs with Baby Ashley...
Ashley climbs down into the manhole. Baby Ashley's cries grow louder as they get farther from the house.
 

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Kaito remains asleep.

Ashley climbs down into the manhole. Baby Ashley's cries grow louder as they get farther from the house.
Miguel enters, replacing the cover, as a statue rounds a corner.

Miguel: I think we should wait here until this is addressed (sits down, opening his phone, which is damaged)... Es Hoy Mala! <My Spanish is dreadful at the moment really, and I am not sure if I said what I meant. I do it for effect and characterization. > (He throws the phone.)
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Sarah hides in the storm cellar. The statue is not immediately pursuing them, so they are safe for now.
 
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Miguel enters, replacing the cover, as a statue rounds a corner.

Miguel: I think we should wait here until this is addressed (sits down, opening his phone, which is damaged)... Es Hoy Mala! <My Spanish is dreadful at the moment really, and I am not sure if I said what I meant. I do it for effect and characterization. > (He throws the phone.)
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Sarah hides in the storm cellar. The statue is not immediately pursuing them, so they are safe for now.
"I can talk to Baby Ashley telepathically, you know. Maybe she could get help for us," Ashley says.

"Wh-what happen?" Baby Ashley asks.
 

Doc Monocle

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"I can talk to Baby Ashley telepathically, you know. Maybe she could get help for us," Ashley says.

"Wh-what happen?" Baby Ashley asks.
Miguel: You do that, uh? This could could take very long.

Sarah: I-I don't know... Wait here for a little (Checks to see that the area is clear. The destruction is severe, but she does not see any immediate danger. With power lines down, she takes baby Ashley with her to see the damage... )
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Porky, slowly regaining motor capabilities, uses robots to secure him as he recovers.

Porky: I've been stepped on long enough! <Making much up.> This city... No, this island... No, this planet is mine!...
 

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Miguel: You do that, uh? This could could take very long.

Sarah: I-I don't know... Wait here for a little (Checks to see that the area is clear. The destruction is severe, but she does not see any immediate danger. With power lines down, she takes baby Ashley with her to see the damage... )
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Porky, slowly regaining motor capabilities, uses robots to secure him as he recovers.

Porky: I've been stepped on long enough! <Making much up.> This city... No, this island... No, this planet is mine!...
Ashley telepathically tells Baby Ashley she's trapped in a manhole. Baby Ashley whines and tugs on Sarah's hand. "Help Big Ashwee!"
(Lenna gives Kaito some breakfast, putting it on a table near the bed)
Kaito wakes up and eats some of it.
 

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Ashley telepathically tells Baby Ashley she's trapped in a manhole. Baby Ashley whines and tugs on Sarah's hand. "Help Big Ashwee!"

Kaito wakes up and eats some of it.
(Lenna and ShyHo get dressed and start working)
 

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Ashley telepathically tells Baby Ashley she's trapped in a manhole. Baby Ashley whines and tugs on Sarah's hand. "Help Big Ashwee!"

Kaito wakes up and eats some of it.
Hours elapse, and Miguel sits with his elbow on his knee as they wait. He looks at his watch before peeking out of the manhole to find a perimeter of searching statues.

Miguel: (From the opening) They are still out there.

Sarah: Don't worry about, Ashley (trying to keep baby Ashley calm) . We need to find a safe place to be until we know what is happening.
 

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ShyHo: Of course she does!
Kaito keeps crying. "She said weave!"
Hours elapse, and Miguel sits with his elbow on his knee as they wait. He looks at his watch before peeking out of the manhole to find a perimeter of searching statues.

Miguel: (From the opening) They are still out there.

Sarah: Don't worry about, Ashley (trying to keep baby Ashley calm) . We need to find a safe place to be until we know what is happening.
"We need to distract them somehow......" Ashley says.

Baby Ashley whines more. "In big hole! Go find her!" she says, trying to escape from Sarah.
 

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Kaito keeps crying. "She said weave!"

"We need to distract them somehow......" Ashley says.

Baby Ashley whines more. "In big hole! Go find her!" she says, trying to escape from Sarah.
ShyHo: She didn’t… I think she said that she doesn’t need help getting dressed.
 
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