I'm bored, so I made a roleplay.

[Doc Monocle]

Kaito wakes up and toddles over to them. "Hewwo."

"Well, it's definitely hard to keep her under control, but she's never tried to escape...." Ashley says. Baby Ashley waves at the audience.

(Some of the audience laughs, while some wave back)

Cameron: She is adorable!... So Ashley has a very unusual background for an eight-year old (looking at the audience briefly). You... get this... (looks at the audience again briefly) worked for a gaming company developing games! <If I am correct in that interpretation.>
That is sick! It's not every parent who can brag about their young children doing that. Did you like doing that?

 

[alexxxela]

(Some of the audience laughs, while some wave back)

Cameron: She is adorable!... So Ashley has a very unusual background for an eight-year old (looking at the audience briefly). You... get this... (looks at the audience again briefly) worked for a gaming company developing games! <If I am correct in that interpretation.>
That is sick! It's not every parent who can brag about their young children doing that. Did you like doing that?

"A little bit.....I didn't get payed very much, though....." Ashley says, bouncing Baby Ashley on her knee.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"A little bit.....I didn't get payed very much, though....." Ashley says, bouncing Baby Ashley on her knee.

Cameron: Yes, we were just about to get to that. We understand that you were paid below the legal minimum wage, and that your former employer ... (Wario Prime <I decided that Wizmonik should stay at Pinecone Avenue, and did not capture Wario Prime.> watches this on a television in a window display)... is missing. What do you think about that?

 

[alexxxela]

Cameron: Yes, we were just about to get to that. We understand that you were paid below the legal minimum wage, and that your former employer ... (Wario Prime <I decided that Wizmonik should stay at Pinecone Avenue, and did not capture Wario Prime.> watches this on a television in a window display)... is missing. What do you think about that?

"I don't care. He didn't do much good for me anyways.....At least not when he was actually acting like himself," Ashley says.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Kaito wakes up and toddles over to them. "Hewwo."

"Well, it's definitely hard to keep her under control, but she's never tried to escape...." Ashley says. Baby Ashley waves at the audience.

ShyHo: Hey.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"I don't care. He didn't do much good for me anyways.....At least not when he was actually acting like himself," Ashley says.

Cameron: Yeah... (Seeing a signal light) Okay, everybody, we're going to commercial break. When we come back, we'll get baby Ashley to teleport for us. Ashley, y'all (Audience claps) !... (Camera person tells them they are off the air)...

(♢Duration of the break♢)

Cameron: ...Alright, we're back (rubs his hands as the applause fades), and we're finishing up with our guest, Ashley, by watching her perform what we've all come here to see, so without any delay, let's give her the stage, everybody! ( Clapping is heard as Stage hands remove the chairs and desk, clearing the stage, and changing the lighting for effect)...

 

[alexxxela]

Cameron: Yeah... (Seeing a signal light) Okay, everybody, we're going to commercial break. When we come back, we'll get baby Ashley to teleport for us. Ashley, y'all (Audience claps) !... (Camera person tells them they are off the air)...

(♢Duration of the break♢)

Cameron: ...Alright, we're back (rubs his hands as the applause fades), and we're finishing up with our guest, Ashley, by watching her perform what we've all come here to see, so without any delay, let's give her the stage, everybody! ( Clapping is heard as Stage hands remove the chairs and desk, clearing the stage, and changing the lighting for effect)...

Ashley puts Baby Ashley down on one side of the stage and walks over to the other. She crouches down and waves at Baby Ashley......

The crowd explodes with applause as Baby Ashley magically appears in Ashley's arms. However, the loudness makes Baby Ashley cry, and Ashley tries to shush her but to no avail.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Ashley puts Baby Ashley down on one side of the stage and walks over to the other. She crouches down and waves at Baby Ashley......

The crowd explodes with applause as Baby Ashley magically appears in Ashley's arms. However, the loudness makes Baby Ashley cry, and Ashley tries to shush her but to no avail.

Music is played and amplified as they are cut off, sending 'Momentary Inconvenience' messages to homes everywhere. Hands take them off stage.

Cameron: What's the matter?

Gunther: (Picking her up and rocking her) The noise scared her... It's okay, Ashley.

Cameron: You were amazing out there, Ashley!

Gunther: Yeah, you were... Quiet down, Ashley, it's over now (rocking her).

Sarah comes and rubs Ashley's back to calm her faster.

 

[alexxxela]

Music is played and amplified as they are cut off, sending 'Momentary Inconvenience' messages to homes everywhere. Hands take them off stage.

Cameron: What's the matter?

Gunther: (Picking her up and rocking her) The noise scared her... It's okay, Ashley.

Cameron: You were amazing out there, Ashley!

Gunther: Yeah, you were... Quiet down, Ashley, it's over now (rocking her).

Sarah comes and rubs Ashley's back to calm her faster.

"No more woudness!" Baby Ashley whines as Ashley strokes her hair.

"Everything's okay, it won't be loud anymore," she says. Eventually, she calms down a little bit. "We need to bring her back out, even if she's still a bit upset."

 

[Doc Monocle]

"No more woudness!" Baby Ashley whines as Ashley strokes her hair.

"Everything's okay, it won't be loud anymore," she says. Eventually, she calms down a little bit. "We need to bring her back out, even if she's still a bit upset."

Cameron: Your time on the air was about over anyway. We need to get our next guest up there while we still have slot time remaining. You were great though, and I loved having you on the show.

 

[alexxxela]

Cameron: Your time on the air was about over anyway. We need to get our next guest up there while we still have slot time remaining. You were great though, and I loved having you on the show.

Ashley thanks him. "Wave bye-bye, Ashley!" she says. Baby Ashley waves at him tearfully, and they head home.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Ashley thanks him. "Wave bye-bye, Ashley!" she says. Baby Ashley waves at him tearfully, and they head home.

On the way home, they celebrate with...

Gunther: Now this is ice cream! (Mockingly) Broccoli flavor... Tsk.

Sarah: I never said anything about broccoli flavor!... You did very well out there, Ashley.

Gunther: Was it as hard as you thought?

 

[alexxxela]

On the way home, they celebrate with...

Gunther: Now this is ice cream! (Mockingly) Broccoli flavor... Tsk.

Sarah: I never said anything about broccoli flavor!... You did very well out there, Ashley.

Gunther: Was it as hard as you thought?

"I wiked talking but didn' wike when dey all were woud," Baby Ashley says, ice cream dribbling down her chin.

Meanwhile, Red had been watching the talk show. "They left and became all famous without me!" he says, outraged.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"I wiked talking but didn' wike when dey all were woud," Baby Ashley says, ice cream dribbling down her chin.

Meanwhile, Red had been watching the talk show. "They left and became all famous without me!" he says, outraged.

<Where is Red?>

Sarah gives Ashley a napkin to wipe baby Ashley's mouth.

Gunther: At this point, we really have to get you used to that... This isn't over. Everyone's gonna want to talk to you.

 

[alexxxela]

<Where is Red?>

Sarah gives Ashley a napkin to wipe baby Ashley's mouth.

Gunther: At this point, we really have to get you used to that... This isn't over. Everyone's gonna want to talk to you.

<Red is at the mansion>
Ashley wipes Baby Ashley's mouth and nods. Someone comes over to them. "Can I have her autograph?" he asks nervously, holding up a piece of paper and a pen. Baby Ashley scribbles on the paper and the fan thanks her and leaves.

 

[Doc Monocle]

<Red is at the mansion>
Ashley wipes Baby Ashley's mouth and nods. Someone comes over to them. "Can I have her autograph?" he asks nervously, holding up a piece of paper and a pen. Baby Ashley scribbles on the paper and the fan thanks her and leaves.

Gunther: ...And there's that... We're going to need security measures too...

Even as he said this, he receives a call.

Gunther: Hello... Is that so?... That's great! Of course!... When should we come?... Sharp!... Bye... The Fuller-Wild Organization is making a documentary and they are sending someone to Lunch Larry's to talk to us about Ashley making an appearance... (Shakes head)... We'll need someone to handle all this as well.

Sarah: More screen time...

Gunther: Yeah, this is gonna be all over the place-- commercials, movies, comics, gift shops, you name it!

 

[alexxxela]

Gunther: ...And there's that... We're going to need security measures too...

Even as he said this, he receives a call.

Gunther: Hello... Is that so?... That's great! Of course!... When should we come?... Sharp!... Bye... The Fuller-Wild Organization is making a documentary and they are sending someone to Lunch Larry's to talk to us about Ashley making an appearance... (Shakes head)... We'll need someone to handle all this as well.

Sarah: More screen time...

Gunther: Yeah, this is gonna be all over the place-- commercials, movies, comics, gift shops, you name it!

"Let's just go home for now. She needs quiet time, after all," Ashley says as Baby Ashley yawns.

Later that night, Ashley comes inside from taking out the trash. She hears something rustling, and peeks back outside. Someone is running away holding the trash bag, and Ashley calls Gunther. "Some creep just stole her dirty diapers!" she yells.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Let's just go home for now. She needs quiet time, after all," Ashley says as Baby Ashley yawns.

Later that night, Ashley comes inside from taking out the trash. She hears something rustling, and peeks back outside. Someone is running away holding the trash bag, and Ashley calls Gunther. "Some creep just stole her dirty diapers!" she yells.

After Gunther runs outside to look, Sarah calls the police and reports the event <I am not sure what you were aiming for, so I just made him to run out and meet the transgressor. He can catch them or lose them.>

Gunther: Hey, you! What are you doing!?

 

[alexxxela]

After Gunther runs outside to look, Sarah calls the police and reports the event <I am not sure what you were aiming for, so I just made him to run out and meet the transgressor. He can catch them or lose them.>

Gunther: Hey, you! What are you doing!?

The transgressor continues running until they're in the woods and out of sight. Ashley comes out with Baby Ashley in her arms. "We'll need more security," she says.

 

[Doc Monocle]

The transgressor continues running until they're in the woods and out of sight. Ashley comes out with Baby Ashley in her arms. "We'll need more security," she says.

Gunther: Yeah. That's what we've been trying to sort out here. Let's go back in... <I am asking about plans. Do we have any in particular?>

 

[alexxxela]

Gunther: Yeah. That's what we've been trying to sort out here. Let's go back in... <I am asking about plans. Do we have any in particular?>

<I suppose they could hire a bodyguard>

Ashley goes back inside and locks the door. "We'll need to hire a bodyguard, and probably get a fence and gate too," she says, shutting all of the curtains and putting a pacifier in Baby Ashley's mouth.

 

[Doc Monocle]

<I suppose they could hire a bodyguard>

Ashley goes back inside and locks the door. "We'll need to hire a bodyguard, and probably get a fence and gate too," she says, shutting all of the curtains and putting a pacifier in Baby Ashley's mouth.

As they have security installations implemented, Gunther explains personal measures taken.

Gunther: ... and you're getting a bodyguard for when you go out in public.

Sarah: They should be here in a couple of hours.

 

[alexxxela]

As they have security installations implemented, Gunther explains personal measures taken.

Gunther: ... and you're getting a bodyguard for when you go out in public.

Sarah: They should be here in a couple of hours.

"Alright...." Ashley mumbles. "Even when I go to school?"

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Alright...." Ashley mumbles. "Even when I go to school?"

Sarah: Especially when you go to school.

Gunther: You go there nearly everyday.

 

[alexxxela]

Sarah: Especially when you go to school.

Gunther: You go there nearly everyday.

"Okay....." Ashley mumbles. "What about Baby Ashley?"

 

[KingBooGengar57]

ShyHo: Hey, Kaito, having fun?

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Okay....." Ashley mumbles. "What about Baby Ashley?"

Gunther: She's definitely not going anywhere alone. She is to be in someone's sight at all times.

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: Hey, Kaito, having fun?

Kaito nods. "Kaito pwaying wif zaiwaphone."

Gunther: She's definitely not going anywhere alone. She is to be in someone's sight at all times.

<Who is being the bodyguard?>
"Okay," Ashley says. The bodyguard knocks at the door. "There they are."

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Kaito nods. "Kaito pwaying wif zaiwaphone."

<Who is being the bodyguard?>
"Okay," Ashley says. The bodyguard knocks at the door. "There they are."

ShyHo: Want some dinner?

 

[Doc Monocle]

Kaito nods. "Kaito pwaying wif zaiwaphone."

<Who is being the bodyguard?>
"Okay," Ashley says. The bodyguard knocks at the door. "There they are."

<Hehe! I knew this was the question we would both be asking! I suppose it depends on a number of factors ( 'How important is he/she?' 'What tone do they set?' among others). I am equally fine with either of us taking the role. You decide since I am indecisive on this. >

Gunther approaches (not yet opening) the door.

Gunther: Here they are!

 

[alexxxela]

<Hehe! I knew this was the question we would both be asking! I suppose it depends on a number of factors ( 'How important is he/she?' 'What tone do they set?' among others). I am equally fine with either of us taking the role. You decide since I am indecisive on this. >

Gunther approaches (not yet opening) the door.

Gunther: Here they are!

<I don't really have an idea for one, so I'll let you>

ShyHo: Want some dinner?

Kaito nods. "Pasketti."

 

[KingBooGengar57]

<I don't really have an idea for one, so I'll let you>

Kaito nods. "Pasketti."

(ShyHo gets him ready for eating and gives him spaghetti)

 

[Doc Monocle]

<I don't really have an idea for one, so I'll let you>

Kaito nods. "Pasketti."

Gunther opens the door to... Miguel Caballero Rojo, who is now a bodyguard for hire (non-canon!). <He has a neater appearance here than he does in Tekken games. He wears a cap and sunglasses, and his hair is tied back for the job.>

Miguel: Yes (with a Spanish accent), is this the Porter residence? (Shows credentials)

Gunther: Sure is. Hello, Miguel! Meet my wife, Sarah (Sarah: Hello, Miguel. Miguel: (bows head) Mrs. Porter) and my two daughters-- both Ashley.

Miguel: (Crouches (as he is quite large) to greet the Ashleys. He extends to handshake...) It is a pleasure.

 

[alexxxela]

(ShyHo gets him ready for eating and gives him spaghetti)

Kaito eats the spaghetti and spits it up. "Uh oh...."

Gunther opens the door to... Miguel Caballero Rojo, who is now a bodyguard for hire (non-canon!). <He has a neater appearance here than he does in Tekken games. He wears a cap and sunglasses, and his hair is tied back for the job.>

Miguel: Yes (with a Spanish accent), is this the Porter residence? (Shows credentials)

Gunther: Sure is. Hello, Miguel! Meet my wife, Sarah (Sarah: Hello, Miguel. Miguel: (bows head) Mrs. Porter) and my two daughters-- both Ashley.

Miguel: (Crouches (as he is quite large) to greet the Ashleys. He extends to handshake...) It is a pleasure.

Ashley shakes Miguel's hand. "Hi...." she says. Baby Ashley waves at him.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Kaito eats the spaghetti and spits it up. "Uh oh...."

Ashley shakes Miguel's hand. "Hi...." she says. Baby Ashley waves at him.

Miguel waves back before standing.

Gunther: We have your schedule here (hands him a folder).

Miguel: (Taking the folder) It is a thing to be glad for, having such a nice family!

Gunther: Thank you! So we'll be seeing you tomorrow?

Miguel: Bet on it!

Gunther: 'Kay, See you then!

Miguel: Goodbye.

Sarah: Bye... (He leaves)

Gunther: Well, there you have it. He'll pick you up tomorrow and take you to school.

 

[alexxxela]

Miguel waves back before standing.

Gunther: We have your schedule here (hands him a folder).

Miguel: (Taking the folder) It is a thing to be glad for, having such a nice family!

Gunther: Thank you! So we'll be seeing you tomorrow?

Miguel: Bet on it!

Gunther: 'Kay, See you then!

Miguel: Goodbye.

Sarah: Bye... (He leaves)

Gunther: Well, there you have it. He'll pick you up tomorrow and take you to school.

"Alright," Ashley says. $Kids will be even more scared of me, now!$

Baby Ashley waves at him again as he leaves and then yawns. "I think it's bedtime for her," Ashley says.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Alright," Ashley says. $Kids will be even more scared of me, now!$

Baby Ashley waves at him again as he leaves and then yawns. "I think it's bedtime for her," Ashley says.

Sarah: Yes, let's get her to bed (Picks her up...)

<This seems like a good pausing point. Miguel's inclusion can potentially open some interesting plot directions if we are very careful!>

 

[alexxxela]

Sarah: Yes, let's get her to bed (Picks her up...)

<This seems like a good pausing point. Miguel's inclusion can potentially open some interesting plot directions if we are very careful!>

<I was thinking that he would make Ashley become more and more feared at school, and she would become unexpectedly popular due to Baby Ashley>

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Kaito eats the spaghetti and spits it up. "Uh oh...."

Ashley shakes Miguel's hand. "Hi...." she says. Baby Ashley waves at him.

ShyHo: What is it?

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: What is it?

"Spit up," Kaito says, pointing at the spaghetti he's covered in.