I'm bored, so I made a roleplay.

[KingBooGengar57]

Kaito nods. "Cwackers."

(ShyHo gives them both boxes of crackers)

 

[alexxxela]

(ShyHo gives them both boxes of crackers)

Kaito eats some crackers and gives a slobbery one to the robot.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Kaito eats some crackers and gives a slobbery one to the robot.

Robot: No want. (She eats her box)

 

[alexxxela]

Robot: No want. (She eats her box)

"Pwesent," Kaito says, putting it in her hand.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Tomorrow at noon. Make sure to bring them," Chester says. Baby Ashley tries to hide from him, scared of someone new holding her.

"What you want to do?" Kaito asks.

Gunther helps him out of the back window before it is swarmed.

Gunther: Well... That's that!

Sarah: (To Ashley) You are both going to be famous!

The next afternoon, they arrive at the studio, and after passing through security and being admitted, wait for Chester, with whom the
make-up crew is finishing.

Gunther: Hey, Mr. ... Col. ... Mr. Col. Whitmore! (Shakes his hand and hand highlights the Ashleys in turn.) Ashley... Ashley, Mr. Whitmore... Mr. Whitmore, Ashley... Ashley.

Sarah: They're both Ashley!

Gunther and Sarah step back so Whitmore can talk to them.

 

[alexxxela]

Gunther helps him out of the back window before it is swarmed.

Gunther: Well... That's that!

Sarah: (To Ashley) You are both going to be famous!

The next afternoon, they arrive at the studio, and after passing through security and being admitted, wait for Chester, with whom the
make-up crew is finishing.

Gunther: Hey, Mr. ... Col. ... Mr. Col. Whitmore! (Shakes his hand and hand highlights the Ashleys in turn.) Ashley... Ashley, Mr. Whitmore... Mr. Whitmore, Ashley... Ashley.

Sarah: They're both Ashley!

Gunther and Sarah step back so Whitmore can talk to them.

Baby Ashley starts crying. "Alright, what I need you girls to do is do exactly what you did before," Chester says. "Ashley will stand in the middle of the stage, and the baby will teleport into her arms. We'll have one rehearsal, and then you'll go live!"

Ashley nods in understanding while Baby Ashley continues to fuss. "You have ten minutes to get ready, and then we'll rehearse," Chester says, and then leaves the room.

"She doesn't like the loudness here," Ashley says, handing Baby Ashley to Sarah. "We'll have to bribe her."

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"Pwesent," Kaito says, putting it in her hand.

(The robot eats it)

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley starts crying. "Alright, what I need you girls to do is do exactly what you did before," Chester says. "Ashley will stand in the middle of the stage, and the baby will teleport into her arms. We'll have one rehearsal, and then you'll go live!"

Ashley nods in understanding while Baby Ashley continues to fuss. "You have ten minutes to get ready, and then we'll rehearse," Chester says, and then leaves the room.

"She doesn't like the loudness here," Ashley says, handing Baby Ashley to Sarah. "We'll have to bribe her."

Sarah: We need you to be brave today, Ashley! Show them how brave you can be, and we'll get you a new toy... (Sounding exactly as it reads) Googly-Woogly-Boogly-Yoogly...

Gunther: Alright, don't run the whole alphabet!... A new toy, and an ice cream. Will you do it?

Sarah: Will you?

 

[alexxxela]

(The robot eats it)

"Yummy?" Kaito asks.

Sarah: We need you to be brave today, Ashley! Show them how brave you can be, and we'll get you a new toy... (Sounding exactly as it reads) Googly-Woogly-Boogly-Yoogly...

Gunther: Alright, don't run the whole alphabet!... A new toy, and an ice cream. Will you do it?

Sarah: Will you?

The noises Sarah makes scare Baby Ashley, but she wipes her tears and nods. Chester comes back and leads the two to the stage. Ashley stands in the middle of the stage and Baby Ashley remains behind a curtain. When Chester gives the cue, Ashley shakes a rattle and calls Baby Ashley's name. However, nothing happens.

"What's wrong with her now?" Chester shouts, throwing back the curtain. Baby Ashley is squatting on the ground with her eyes covered. She peeks at Chester.

"Go 'way..." she mumbles.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Yummy?" Kaito asks.

The noises Sarah makes scare Baby Ashley, but she wipes her tears and nods. Chester comes back and leads the two to the stage. Ashley stands in the middle of the stage and Baby Ashley remains behind a curtain. When Chester gives the cue, Ashley shakes a rattle and calls Baby Ashley's name. However, nothing happens.

"What's wrong with her now?" Chester shouts, throwing back the curtain. Baby Ashley is squatting on the ground with her eyes covered. She peeks at Chester.

"Go 'way..." she mumbles.

Gunther and Sarah: What's wrong?

Gunther: It's your fault! She heard you suggest broccoli ice cream!

Sarah: I didn't say it out loud!

Gunther: She can read you a like a book!... (They are interrupted by Ashley crying)

Sarah: Ashley, what happened? (Picks her up)

 

[alexxxela]

Gunther and Sarah: What's wrong?

Gunther: It's your fault! She heard you suggest broccoli ice cream!

Sarah: I didn't say it out loud!

Gunther: She can read you a like a book!... (They are interrupted by Ashley crying)

Sarah: Ashley, what happened? (Picks her up)

"Too woud!" Baby Ashley whines.

"That's too bad for her, we're live in five minutes!" Chester says, tapping his watch. "You'd better change her and calm her down, quick!"

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"Yummy?" Kaito asks.

The noises Sarah makes scare Baby Ashley, but she wipes her tears and nods. Chester comes back and leads the two to the stage. Ashley stands in the middle of the stage and Baby Ashley remains behind a curtain. When Chester gives the cue, Ashley shakes a rattle and calls Baby Ashley's name. However, nothing happens.

"What's wrong with her now?" Chester shouts, throwing back the curtain. Baby Ashley is squatting on the ground with her eyes covered. She peeks at Chester.

"Go 'way..." she mumbles.

Robot: It awwight.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Too woud!" Baby Ashley whines.

"That's too bad for her, we're live in five minutes!" Chester says, tapping his watch. "You'd better change her and calm her down, quick!"

They hurry to change her and take a final moment to encourage her.

Gunther: Ashley, it will be okay!... I promise you, it won't be broccoli ice cream, and about the noise, it won't hurt you. It's there so the crowds have fun, and so they can hear.

Sarah: (Speaking quietly)

Gunther: What, hon'?... See? In this building, the noise has to be there. Remember Tarzan on T.V.? Do his famous shout while the noise rages. Go get 'em!

 

[alexxxela]

Robot: It awwight.

"Okay," Kaito says. He tries to eat a shirt that's on the floor.

They hurry to change her and take a final moment to encourage her.

Gunther: Ashley, it will be okay!... I promise you, it won't be broccoli ice cream, and about the noise, it won't hurt you. It's there so the crowds have fun, and so they can hear.

Sarah: (Speaking quietly)

Gunther: What, hon'?... See? In this building, the noise has to be there. Remember Tarzan on T.V.? Do his famous shout while the noise rages. Go get 'em!

Baby Ashley calms down a little and Ashley gives her her stuffed bunny to encourage her. Chester puts her back behind the curtain and Ashley stands back in her position.

"Three....two....one!" the director says. They begin filming and Ashley shakes the rattle. Baby Ashley teleports to her and Ashley picks her up, wearing a fake smile. The studio audience claps, and they stop filiming.

"Magnificent!" Chester says. "She'll be a star!"

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Okay," Kaito says. He tries to eat a shirt that's on the floor.

Baby Ashley calms down a little and Ashley gives her her stuffed bunny to encourage her. Chester puts her back behind the curtain and Ashley stands back in her position.

"Three....two....one!" the director says. They begin filming and Ashley shakes the rattle. Baby Ashley teleports to her and Ashley picks her up, wearing a fake smile. The studio audience claps, and they stop filiming.

"Magnificent!" Chester says. "She'll be a star!"

Gunther: Yup! She takes after...

Sarah: Gunther!

Gunther: Well, I helped her anyway.

 

[alexxxela]

Gunther: Yup! She takes after...

Sarah: Gunther!

Gunther: Well, I helped her anyway.

<I have an idea for Baby Ashley getting an interview/other publicity stuff, but an interviewer as my character would be rather one-sided, so would you mind being one?>
After a few hours, the group is brought to a room with tables of food, including ice cream. Baby Ashley tugs on Sarah's hand and points to it, but Chester picks her up.

"The show was a success! Everyone wants to see the teleporting baby," Chester says. "Someone on a talk show even wants to interview her! So, if you consent, that will be tomorrow night."

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"Okay," Kaito says. He tries to eat a shirt that's on the floor.

Baby Ashley calms down a little and Ashley gives her her stuffed bunny to encourage her. Chester puts her back behind the curtain and Ashley stands back in her position.

"Three....two....one!" the director says. They begin filming and Ashley shakes the rattle. Baby Ashley teleports to her and Ashley picks her up, wearing a fake smile. The studio audience claps, and they stop filiming.

"Magnificent!" Chester says. "She'll be a star!"

(The robot tries to pull him away)

 

[alexxxela]

(The robot tries to pull him away)

Kaito spits it out. "Wet's go pway."

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Kaito spits it out. "Wet's go pway."

Robot: What?

 

[alexxxela]

Robot: What?

"Pway wif toys," Kaito says.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"Pway wif toys," Kaito says.

(The robot plays on the xylophone)

 

[Doc Monocle]

<I have an idea for Baby Ashley getting an interview/other publicity stuff, but an interviewer as my character would be rather one-sided, so would you mind being one?>
After a few hours, the group is brought to a room with tables of food, including ice cream. Baby Ashley tugs on Sarah's hand and points to it, but Chester picks her up.

"The show was a success! Everyone wants to see the teleporting baby," Chester says. "Someone on a talk show even wants to interview her! So, if you consent, that will be tomorrow night."

Gunther: Sure, we need to get the butterflies out of her stomach first though... (silly voice) and yes, ice cream in your stomach!...

At home...

Gunther: Well... We somehow have to get you two ready for tomorrow night.

Sarah: That's alot to ask.

Gunther: I'm sure they can handle it... What do you say, Ashley, Ashley? Should we practice?

 

[alexxxela]

Gunther: Sure, we need to get the butterflies out of her stomach first though... (silly voice) and yes, ice cream in your stomach!...

At home...

Gunther: Well... We somehow have to get you two ready for tomorrow night.

Sarah: That's alot to ask.

Gunther: I'm sure they can handle it... What do you say, Ashley, Ashley? Should we practice?

"Yeah, we should," Ashley says. "We need to help her be more comfortable in front of crowds, as well."

(The robot plays on the xylophone)

Kaito tries to steal it from her.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Yeah, we should," Ashley says. "We need to help her be more comfortable in front of crowds, as well."

Kaito tries to steal it from her.

Sarah: Obviously we can't just do a mock interview. She's used to us now.

Gunther: It could be as simple as taking her for a walk, and letting her speak to people.

Sarah: That won't work. Everyone knows who she is. They will never leave her alone.

Gunther: Mmm... Pickle... How long was that promotional video you spoke about, because I don't see any way around cold turkeying this?

 

[alexxxela]

Sarah: Obviously we can't just do a mock interview. She's used to us now.

Gunther: It could be as simple as taking her for a walk, and letting her speak to people.

Sarah: That won't work. Everyone knows who she is. They will never leave her alone.

Gunther: Mmm... Pickle... How long was that promotional video you spoke about, because I don't see any way around cold turkeying this?

"Almost two minutes long," Ashley says. "Maybe we should practice interviewing her ourselves, to help her get used to speaking more clearly."

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Almost two minutes long," Ashley says. "Maybe we should practice interview her ourselves, to help her get used to speaking more clearly."

<As I have said to other users, I generally avoid videos for now. I watched it, but I wanted to inform you. Thank you.>

Gunther and Sarah situate Ashley in the emptied guest room to practice...

Gunther starts.

Gunther: (with glasses on) Hello, Ashley (Reaches his hand, trying to be as unfamiliar as possible).

 

[alexxxela]

<As I have said to other users, I generally avoid videos for now. I watched it, but I wanted to inform you. Thank you.>

Gunther and Sarah situate Ashley in the emptied guest room to practice...

Gunther starts.

Gunther: (with glasses on) Hello, Ashley (Reaches his hand, trying to be as unfamiliar as possible).

Baby Ashley smiles and grabs his hand. “Hewwo!”

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley smiles and grabs his hand. “Hewwo!”

Gunther: There! That's what we should work on first!

Sarah: (Unimpressed) I could have told you that.

Gunther: Yeah, but we need her attention on it... You know how you say, "Hewwo!" like that? Try placing your tongue just behind your two front, top teeth just as you say the 'wo' part. From the top!...

Gunther: Hello, Ashley!

 

[alexxxela]

Gunther: There! That's what we should work on first!

Sarah: (Unimpressed) I could have told you that.

Gunther: Yeah, but we need her attention on it... You know how you say, "Hewwo!" like that? Try placing your tongue just behind your two front, top teeth just as you say the 'wo' part. From the top!...

Gunther: Hello, Ashley!

“Hewwo, Ashwee!” Baby Ashley says.

 

[Doc Monocle]

“Hewwo, Ashwee!” Baby Ashley says.

Gunther: Not quite. Watch my tongue... (Articulates 'hello' demonstratively)... It's all in the tongue. Let's try again. Say, 'hello' slowly, and follow my mouth... Heeeellllo.

 

[alexxxela]

Gunther: Not quite. Watch my tongue... (Articulates 'hello' demonstratively)... It's all in the tongue. Let's try again. Say, 'hello' slowly, and follow my mouth... Heeeellllo.

“Heeeewwwo,” Baby Ashley says.

”I think she should keep the lisp, it makes her sound cuter. What we should really focus on is making sure what she says is understandable and makes sense,” Ashley says.

 

[Doc Monocle]

“Heeeewwwo,” Baby Ashley says.

”I think she should keep the lisp, it makes her sound cuter. What we should really focus on is making sure what she says is understandable and makes sense,” Ashley says.

Gunther: I was starting to gather that... Okay, Ashley, let's forget the 'L' for now... Tell me everything you felt on stage earlier.

 

[alexxxela]

Gunther: I was starting to gather that... Okay, Ashley, let's forget the 'L' for now... Tell me everything you felt on stage earlier.

Baby Ashley babbles for a bit. “Sc-scawwy, woud.”

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley babbles for a bit. “Sc-scawwy, woud.”

Gunther: You felt scary and loud?

 

[alexxxela]

Gunther: You felt scary and loud?

“Stage was scawwy and woud…” Baby Ashley says.

 

[Doc Monocle]

“Stage was scawwy and woud…” Baby Ashley says.

Gunther: Okay, let's cement this...

Sarah: Ashley, 'stage' is noun. It can be any real thing, and doesn't have to do anything.

Gunther: (points at a table.) Whatever you call that, the name is a noun. Name some nouns!

<Should we skip ahead?>

 

[alexxxela]

Gunther: Okay, let's cement this...

Sarah: Ashley, 'stage' is noun. It can be any real thing, and doesn't have to do anything.

Gunther: (points at a table.) Whatever you call that, the name is a noun. Name some nouns!

<Should we skip ahead?>

<Yeah, skip to when they’re done>
Ashley picks up Baby Ashley. “I think that’s enough. She needs her beauty rest for her big day tomorrow.”

 

[Doc Monocle]

<Yeah, skip to when they’re done>
Ashley picks up Baby Ashley. “I think that’s enough. She needs her beauty rest for her big day tomorrow.”

Gunther: Yup. I was getting sore sitting in this chair for so long.

Sarah: Do you think you'll be okay tomorrow night?

 

[alexxxela]

Gunther: Yup. I was getting sore sitting in this chair for so long.

Sarah: Do you think you'll be okay tomorrow night?

Baby Ashley doesn’t answer and yawns. “I’ll give her her stuffed bunny and stand near her,” Ashley says.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley doesn’t answer and yawns. “I’ll give her her stuffed bunny and stand near her,” Ashley says.

They all bid each other 'good night...'

(♢With the speed of fiction, faster than light, the family of four is on a Sunday night!... ♢)

Crew member: Okay, Ashley and Ashley, Mr. Cameron is on set, and you're on in two!

Gunther gives them a 'thumbs up' as Sarah faintly smiles.