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I'm bored, so I made a roleplay.

KingBooGengar57

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alexxxela said:
"Fine," Ashley says. They take her there, and she plays on the slide.
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(Lenna teleports back to the palace)
Lenna: It’s good to finally be able to have some “we” time.
ShyHo: I know. Wanna snuggle and watch a movie?
Lenna: Yes, please. (They do so)
 
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KingBooGengar57 said:
(Lenna teleports back to the palace)
Lenna: It’s good to finally be able to have some “we” time.
ShyHo: I know. Wanna snuggle and watch a movie?
Lenna: Yes, please. (They do so)
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Baby Ashley runs into the sandbox and Ashley and Red watch her. She hides, and doesn't come out. Ashley calls ShyHo. "Does she usually like to hide in the sandbox? She's been there for a long time," she says.
 
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alexxxela said:
Baby Ashley runs into the sandbox and Ashley and Red watch her. She hides, and doesn't come out. Ashley calls ShyHo. "Does she usually like to hide in the sandbox? She's been there for a long time," she says.
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ShyHo: Oh, no. She's taking a dump in there. Get her out.
 
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KingBooGengar57 said:
ShyHo: Oh, no. She's taking a dump in there. Get her out.
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<sorry I'm in another dumb long assembly I may have trouble responding until around 2:15>
Ashley runs and takes her out and sees she already took a dump in the sand. Baby Ashley whines and Red puts another diaper on her. "It was too late when I got there," Ashley tells ShyHo.
 
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alexxxela said:
<sorry I'm in another dumb long assembly I may have trouble responding until around 2:15>
Ashley runs and takes her out and sees she already took a dump in the sand. Baby Ashley whines and Red puts another diaper on her. "It was too late when I got there," Ashley tells ShyHo.
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<I feel bad for you>
ShyHo: Don’t let her go near it, take her away from the park.
 
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KingBooGengar57 said:
<I feel bad for you>
ShyHo: Don’t let her go near it, take her away from the park.
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<It was terrible, the entire thing could be summarized with "phone bad exercise good">
"No more park. We're going home now," Ashley says to Baby Ashley. She cries and they teleport back home.
 
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alexxxela said:
<It was terrible, the entire thing could be summarized with "phone bad exercise good">
"No more park. We're going home now," Ashley says to Baby Ashley. She cries and they teleport back home.
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ShyHo: Alright, are you guys home now?
 
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KingBooGengar57 said:
Lenna: Okay. I’ll send some. (Drones arrive at the mansion with some toys Baby Ashley would like)
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"Alright," Ashley says, hanging up. She turns to Baby Ashley, who is still crying. "Look, Lenna got you some toys! Why don't you go play with them?"

Baby Ashley glares at her and teleports to ShyHo's palace and runs over to Lenna.
 
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alexxxela said:
"Alright," Ashley says, hanging up. She turns to Baby Ashley, who is still crying. "Look, Lenna got you some toys! Why don't you go play with them?"

Baby Ashley glares at her and teleports to ShyHo's palace and runs over to Lenna.
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Lenna: Hi, Baby Ashley.
 
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Wario wakes up alone in Ashley's home.

Wario: (stares with seeming irritation) I'm gonna... (sings happily)

Dust down the book case,
Alphabetize the titles,
Neaten up the crawlspace,
Care for neatness so vital,
Eee, yes! Eee, yes!

Don't stop for anything,
Arrange all the flowers,
Never let the bugs in,
House care for hours,
Eee, yes! Eee, yes!

Despise all the dirties,
Attack the grime in the toilet,
Nice and clean is worthy,
Careful! Don't soil it,
Eee, yes! Eee, yes!...

(two hours later)...

Wario: What am I doing? I should be... up on the roof replacing the shingles!... No, baking a chocolate cherry pie!... No, no, building a replacement for that raggedy closet. Yes, that is what I'll do...

 
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Doc Monocle said:
Wario wakes up alone in Ashley's home.

Wario: (stares with seeming irritation) I'm gonna... (sings happily)

Dust down the book case,
Alphabetize the titles,
Neaten up the crawlspace,
Care for neatness so vital,
Eee, yes! Eee, yes!

Don't stop for anything,
Arrange all the flowers,
Never let the bugs in,
House care for hours,
Eee, yes! Eee, yes!

Despise all the dirties,
Attack the grime in the toilet,
Nice and clean is worthy,
Careful! Don't soil it,
Eee, yes! Eee, yes!...

(two hours later)...

Wario: What am I doing? I should be... up on the roof replacing the shingles!... No, baking a chocolate cherry pie!... No, no, building a replacement for that raggedy closet. Yes, that is what I'll do...

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Skully: What are you doing?
 
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KingBooGengar57 said:
Skully: Alright. Make it mandrake with strawberries. That's how we like it here.
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Wario: Right away!

As he proceeds to the kitchen, he smells himself.

Wario: Ugh... Where have I been? (Looks in a mirror) Unprofessional clothes, repulsively stiff facial hair (pulls mustache counter-clockwise about his face), unhealthy weight, and an uninviting form... I am going to change that, but pie first!
 
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Ashley and Red come back with Baby Ashley, who is crying. "Hey, what's Wario doing?" Red asks.
 
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