I'm bored, so I made a roleplay.

[alexxxela]

Lenna: Poor thing... she must’ve swallowed too much mayo.

"Yeah, she was forcefed it. Not the first time," Red says. Ashley vomits some more.

 

[Roguelorian]

"Yeah, she was forcefed it. Not the first time," Red says. Ashley vomits some more.

Yea, I remember that, and ShyHo told me it happened again, didn't I poke that sob full of holes last time around?

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Yea, I remember that, and ShyHo told me it happened again, didn't I poke that sob full of holes last time around?

Lenna: I think you did. But, he's formless and can resurface at will. He's made of food.

 

[alexxxela]

Yea, I remember that, and ShyHo told me it happened again, didn't I poke that sob full of holes last time around?

"You did, but we found this weird lab, and I think someone revived him. He's now a creature made of human flesh and mayonnaise," Red says.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"You did, but we found this weird lab, and I think someone revived him. He's now a creature made of human flesh and mayonnaise," Red says.

Lenna: Yuck. That sounds horrific. We must find out who revived him.

 

[alexxxela]

Lenna: Yuck. That sounds horrific. We must find out who revived him.

"Yeah. Do you think Ashley's nearly done?" Red asks.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"Yeah. Do you think Ashley's nearly done?" Red asks.

Lenna: I don’t know.. she looks hurt pretty bad. How do you feel, Ashley?

 

[alexxxela]

Lenna: I don’t know.. she looks hurt pretty bad. How do you feel, Ashley?

"Not good...." Ashley mumbles.

 

[Roguelorian]

Poor thing, I am swearing it my duty to hunt the mother****** who brought him back down and put as many holes in him as I did mister mayo man.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Poor thing, I am swearing it my duty to hunt the mother****** who brought him back down and put as many holes in him as I did mister mayo man.

Lenna: I think Holo-ShyHo told me that he found Ashley at an abandoned warehouse. Maybe search around there?

 

[Roguelorian]

Alrighty, to the Marth-mobile! (Hops in ShyHo's porsche)

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Alrighty, to the Marth-mobile! (Hops in ShyHo's porsche)

Lenna: Don’t scratch it up. Are you going, Red?

 

[Roguelorian]

I won't! (puts keys in ignition and turns it on)

 

[KingBooGengar57]

I won't! (puts keys in ignition and turns it on)

Lenna: You break it you buy it. This car is very important to ShyHo.

 

[Roguelorian]

I was thinking about getting a car of my own, I just need the money.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

I was thinking about getting a car of my own, I just need the money.

Lenna: How much do you need?

 

[alexxxela]

Lenna: Don’t scratch it up. Are you going, Red?

"Yeah, I'll go. Keep an eye on Ashley," Red says, getting in the Porche with Marth.

 

[Roguelorian]

(Pulls out and starts speeding to check the warehouses in town in the most logical and methodic order based on intersection traffic, stoplight timing and such that way the search is most effective) Alright Red, stop number 1, the old lumber mill warehouse.

 

[alexxxela]

(Pulls out and starts speeding to check the warehouses in town in the most logical and methodic order based on intersection traffic, stoplight timing and such that way the search is most effective) Alright Red, stop number 1, the old lumber mill warehouse.

"Alrighty," Red says, getting out. "Any sign of anything?"

 

[Roguelorian]

just looks like the storage facility of a lumber mill from here, let's take a look inside...

 

[alexxxela]

just looks like the storage facility of a lumber mill from here, let's take a look inside...

Red looks inside. "It reeks of mayo, the Mayo Man must have stopped here."

 

[Roguelorian]

Yea, that stinks bad, but it doesn't smell necessarily fresh...

 

[Roguelorian]

Yea, that stinks bad, but it doesn't smell necessarily fresh...

HEY! Look at that! (Marth points at a small chair made of half-empty mayo bottles) Look familiar to you?

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"Yeah, I'll go. Keep an eye on Ashley," Red says, getting in the Porche with Marth.

(ShyHo checks on Ashley as Lenna sits in the living room)
ShyHo: Hey, Ashley, how are you?

 

[alexxxela]

HEY! Look at that! (Marth points at a small chair made of half-empty mayo bottles) Look familiar to you?

"Yeah! He must have been here...." Red says.

ShyHo checks on Ashley as Lenna sits in the living room)
ShyHo: Hey, Ashley, how are you?

"I still feel really sick....." Ashley mumbles, and then vomits.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"I still feel really sick....." Ashley mumbles, and then vomits.

ShyHo: Oh, boy. Maybe some medicine will help you. (He hands her some medicine)

 

[Roguelorian]

I'm gonna go in closer, (Marth cautiously steps forward while drawing Falchion)

 

[alexxxela]

I'm gonna go in closer, (Marth cautiously steps forward while drawing Falchion)

Red steps forward, and nothing happens. "Huh," he says. He then notices a mayo-covered body. "Ew, look! This must be one of his victims!"

ShyHo: Oh, boy. Maybe some medicine will help you. (He hands her some medicine)

Ashley takes the medicine. "Thanks....I need to get clean....." she mumbles.

 

[Roguelorian]

"Yeah! He must have been here...." Red says.

"I still feel really sick....." Ashley mumbles, and then vomits.

(As Marth steps forward he stops, mid-step, then stretches his foot out and then lands, there was a tripwire) Careful Red, this place is rigged, follow the line to see where it goes. (Marth continues forward until he reaches the chair, he then slices the mayo chair in half, and out of the mayonnaise, the Mayo Man forms up) You found me have you, too bad the news of your discovery will never escape this mill (The Mayo Man grabs Marth around the collar and flings him onto a woodchopping line, without failing to bang his head into a steel pillar and knock him unconscious)

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Ashley takes the medicine. "Thanks....I need to get clean....." she mumbles.

ShyHo: No kidding, you puked everywhere. (He puts a new dress on Ashley and changes the bed sheets.)

 

[alexxxela]

(As Marth steps forward he stops, mid-step, then stretches his foot out and then lands, there was a tripwire) Careful Red, this place is rigged, follow the line to see where it goes. (Marth continues forward until he reaches the chair, he then slices the mayo chair in half, and out of the mayonnaise, the Mayo Man forms up) You found me have you, too bad the news of your discovery will never escape this mill (The Mayo Man grabs Marth around the collar and flings him onto a woodchopping line, without failing to bang his head into a steel pillar and knock him unconscious)

"Marth!" Red exclaims. He runs over to him, and the Mayo Man tries to grab him. Red stuns him with his trident and drags Marth outside. "Someone! Help!" he yells.

 

[Roguelorian]

"Marth!" Red exclaims. He runs over to him, and the Mayo Man tries to grab him. Red stuns him with his trident and drags Marth outside. "Someone! Help!" he yells.

(The Mayo Man follows you outside, putting on gloves the creamy color of mayo, and picks Marth up by the neck) You made me suffer at the hands of your blade, and now it is time for you to feel the same! (you see the Mayo Man has Marth's sword from where it was dropped inside, and Marth is run through with his own loyal saber, Falchion)

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"Marth!" Red exclaims. He runs over to him, and the Mayo Man tries to grab him. Red stuns him with his trident and drags Marth outside. "Someone! Help!" he yells.

(Lenna calls Red)
Lenna: Did you defeat the mayo man?

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: No kidding, you puked everywhere. (He puts a new dress on Ashley and changes the bed sheets.)

Ashley nods and yawns, falling asleep. "Night night......"

(Lenna calls Red)
Lenna: Did you defeat the mayo man?

"No, we didn't! The Mayo Man stabbed Marth with his own sword! Come quick!" Red exclaims.

 

[Roguelorian]

Marth: (slouches over in shock) uggh... (The Mayo Man lets go of the sword and Marth falls, holding it like a loved one

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"No, we didn't! The Mayo Man stabbed Marth with his own sword! Come quick!" Red exclaims.

(Lenna rushes to the place Red and Marth are, she picks Marth up and drives him and Red back to the palace, she then puts Marth in the palace's infirmary)
Lenna: He's hurt, badly. (Serv-Bot stitches Marth's wound)

 

[alexxxela]

(Lenna rushes to the place Red and Marth are, she picks Marth up and drives him and Red back to the palace, she then puts Marth in the palace's infirmary)
Lenna: He's hurt, badly. (Serv-Bot stitches Marth's wound)

Red sits on Ashley's bed and watches anxiously. "Oh man...is he gonna live?"

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Red sits on Ashley's bed and watches anxiously. "Oh man...is he gonna live?"

Lenna: It's hard to say. (Serv-Bot takes an X-ray)

 

[alexxxela]

Lenna: It's hard to say. (Serv-Bot takes an X-ray)

Ashley wakes up and vomits into a bucket. She then looks over to Marth. "Wh-what happened?"

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Marth: (slouches over in shock) uggh... (The Mayo Man lets go of the sword and Marth falls, holding it like a loved one

Lenna: I see the falchion is covered in blood... maybe he suffered several wounds?