I'm bored, so I made a roleplay.

[KingBooGengar57]

Red falls to the ground. Most of Mayo Man's body is gone. He scoffs. "You haven't seen the last of me!" he yells, slithering out the door and out of sight.

HShyHo: Ashley! Are you alright?

 

[alexxxela]

HShyHo: Ashley! Are you alright?

Ashley is unconscious and her mouth is covered in mayo. Her cut seems to be infected with something. "Look! Her wound got even worse!" Red says.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Ashley is unconscious and her mouth is covered in mayo. Her cut seems to be infected with something. "Look! Her wound got even worse!" Red says.

HShyHo: Curaja! (He casts Curaja on Ashley, staunching her wound)

 

[alexxxela]

HShyHo: Curaja! (He casts Curaja on Ashley, staunching her wound)

Nothing happens. "Uh oh....we should probably get her back," Red says.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Nothing happens. "Uh oh....we should probably get her back," Red says.

(Holo-ShyHo teleports her to the palace and puts her in a hospital bed and places bandages on her neck where the wound was)

 

[alexxxela]

(Holo-ShyHo teleports her to the palace and puts her in a hospital bed and places bandages on her neck where the wound was)

Ashley's eyes flutter open slightly and she groans. "Gonna puke..." she mumbles. Red grabs a bucket for her and she vomits mayonnaise into it. "Better....what are these bandages on my neck?"

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Ashley's eyes flutter open slightly and she groans. "Gonna puke..." she mumbles. Red grabs a bucket for her and she vomits mayonnaise into it. "Better....what are these bandages on my neck?"

ShyHo: A weird mayo guy slit your throat.

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: A weird mayo guy slit your throat.

"Oh, him again...." Ashley mutters. "Still feel sick...."

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"Oh, him again...." Ashley mutters. "Still feel sick...."

Holo-ShyHo: Boss! Lenna! Come to see Ashley!
Lenna: What's wrong? Why are you all bruised?
ShyHo: Did something happen? Why are there bandages on your neck?

 

[alexxxela]

Holo-ShyHo: Boss! Lenna! Come to see Ashley!
Lenna: What's wrong? Why are you all bruised?
ShyHo: Did something happen? Why are there bandages on your neck?

"Ashley got kidnapped by the Mayo Man again, and he gave her a weird cut," Red explains.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"Ashley got kidnapped by the Mayo Man again, and he gave her a weird cut," Red explains.

Lenna: Oh! How awful! Are you okay, Ashley?

 

[alexxxela]

Lenna: Oh! How awful! Are you okay, Ashley?

"I feel sick....he forcefed me mayonnaise...." Ashley mumbles.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"I feel sick....he forcefed me mayonnaise...." Ashley mumbles.

Lenna: Maybe you feel sick because you’re losing blood. (Serv-Bot takes the bandages and stitches the wound on Ashley’s neck)

 

[alexxxela]

Lenna: Maybe you feel sick because you’re losing blood. (Serv-Bot takes the bandages and stitches the wound on Ashley’s neck)

"Ow! That hurts!" Ashley exclaims.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"Ow! That hurts!" Ashley exclaims.

Lenna: The bleeding should stop. Stitches staunch those kinds of wounds.

 

[alexxxela]

Lenna: The bleeding should stop. Stitches staunch those kinds of wounds.

"Still hurts...." Ashley mumbles. "I'm sleepy...."

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"Still hurts...." Ashley mumbles. "I'm sleepy...."

Lenna: Rest up in the bed. Heal up those wounds.

 

[alexxxela]

Lenna: Rest up in the bed. Heal up those wounds.

“Want my bunny....” Ashley mumbles. Red gets it for her and she falls asleep snuggling it. ”Night night...” she mumbles.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

“Want my bunny....” Ashley mumbles. Red gets it for her and she falls asleep snuggling it. ”Night night...” she mumbles.

ShyHo: Good night, Ashley. (Him and Lenna head upstairs)

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: Good night, Ashley. (Him and Lenna head upstairs)

Red snuggles against her and lays down for a while. Eventually, he notices that mayonnaise is leaking out of her mouth and from her stitched up wound. “ShyHo! Lenna! Come down here!” he yells.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Red snuggles against her and lays down for a while. Eventually, he notices that mayonnaise is leaking out of her mouth and from her stitched up wound. “ShyHo! Lenna! Come down here!” he yells.

(ShyHo comes down)
ShyHo: What’s up?

 

[alexxxela]

(ShyHo comes down)
ShyHo: What’s up?

“Look at Ashley!” Red exclaims, pointing at the mayo mess.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

“Look at Ashley!” Red exclaims, pointing at the mayo mess.

ShyHo: I guess she ate a little too much mayo and it’s coming out.

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: I guess she ate a little too much mayo and it’s coming out.

“It’s coming out of the wound on her neck too....I don’t think this is norma,” Red says. “And she reeks of it....her skin is white and pale....”

 

[KingBooGengar57]

“It’s coming out of the wound on her neck too....I don’t think this is norma,” Red says. “And she reeks of it....her skin is white and pale....”

ShyHo: Holo-ShyHo did tell me that she was forcefed it. We’ll have to drain some of it. (ShyHo sticks a needle in Ashley’s arm to collect mayonnaise)

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: Holo-ShyHo did tell me that she was forcefed it. We’ll have to drain some of it. (ShyHo sticks a needle in Ashley’s arm to collect mayonnaise)

The syringe fills up quickly, and Ashley vomits more mayonnaise, still not waking up. “Uh oh, she messed the bed, too,” Red says, holding his nose. “Do you think these weird cut has something to do with it?”

 

[KingBooGengar57]

The syringe fills up quickly, and Ashley vomits more mayonnaise, still not waking up. “Uh oh, she messed the bed, too,” Red says, holding his nose. “Do you think this weird cut has something to do with it?”

ShyHo: Probably. Anyways gotta go to bed (he goes upstairs) <I gtg anyways, bye>

 

[Roguelorian]

ShyHo: Probably. Anyways gotta go to bed (he goes upstairs) <I gtg anyways, bye>

The syringe fills up quickly, and Ashley vomits more mayonnaise, still not waking up. “Uh oh, she messed the bed, too,” Red says, holding his nose. “Do you think these weird cut has something to do with it?”

(Marth appears) The Mayo Man again? I thought I absolutely obliterated him from existence!

 

[KingBooGengar57]

(Marth appears) The Mayo Man again? I thought I absolutely obliterated him from existence!

(ShyHo wakes up and comes downstairs)
ShyHo: Morning, Marth.

 

[Roguelorian]

(ShyHo wakes up and comes downstairs)
ShyHo: Morning, Marth.

Morning, so that s***bag managed to come back from the gutters after I tore him open like a kid with a candy bag?

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Morning, so that s***bag managed to come back from the gutters after I tore him open like a kid with a candy bag?

ShyHo: Yes. Gave Ashley a big wound on her neck.

 

[Roguelorian]

Well then, is he actually dead this time, or do I need to go on a hunt to make sure he stays dead?

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Well then, is he actually dead this time, or do I need to go on a hunt to make sure he stays dead?

ShyHo: Nah, he’s dead. Want some breakfast?

 

[Roguelorian]

sure, I don't feel up to cooking again this morning.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

sure, I don't feel up to cooking again this morning.

(ShyHo comes upstairs)
Lenna: What would you like for breakfast? Oh, hi Marth. What would you like?

 

[alexxxela]

Red cleans Ashley up and puts her in a pull-up and tries to do something about the mayonnaise incessantly flowing from her mouth. "Uh, maybe she needs her stomach pumped," Red mutters to himself.

 

[Roguelorian]

I'll just take some eggs over toast with a side of bacon, and coffee, two sugars no creamer. Morning Red!

 

[KingBooGengar57]

I'll just take some eggs over toast with a side of bacon, and coffee, two sugars no creamer. Morning Red!

(ShyHo and Lenna eat their breakfasts with the latter coming down after she finishes eating)

Red cleans Ashley up and puts her in a pull-up and tries to do something about the mayonnaise incessantly flowing from her mouth. "Uh, maybe she needs her stomach pumped," Red mutters to himself.

Lenna: Yeah, Serv-Bot! Pump Ashley’s stomach! (It does so)

 

[alexxxela]

I'll just take some eggs over toast with a side of bacon, and coffee, two sugars no creamer. Morning Red!

"Er, hi Marth," Red says. "I'm a bit busy here. Ashley's sick from being forcefed mayo."

Lenna: Yeah, Serv-Bot! Pump Ashley’s stomach! (It does so)

Ashley groans in her sleep and vomits more mayo.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"Er, hi Marth," Red says. "I'm a bit busy here. Ashley's sick from being forcefed mayo."

Ashley groans in her sleep and vomits more mayo.

Lenna: Poor thing... she must’ve swallowed too much mayo.