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[Dapenda]

T, if ur some animal like a dog

T or F, Some rules are made to be broken

 

[Dapenda]

OutRun

(can post 2 out of 3 right)

 

[SNTRL]

Neverwinter Nights

 

[metal_mario64]

Because nintendo wanted wanted me to cry.

Why do koopa troopa's shell shrink when you jump on them and they go into they're shell?

 

[SNTRL]

They think mario(or whoever) is going to jump on their heads

Why don't yoshi's up+b help recover?

 

[BestMewtwo]

Because Yoshi's second jump makes him go to high so he ran out of energy for the third one.

How come Mr. G&W has a level and Marth and Roy don't?

 

[metal_mario64]

Street Fighter Alpha 3

 

[metal_mario64]

False, people are made to break rules.

T or F "my cat's breath smells like cat food"

 

[FoX_KiLLz]

False, your cat's breath smells like fresh picked apples.

True or False: My breath smells like Cat food.

 

[FoX_KiLLz]

Guavas are so great.
Haikus aren't supposed to rhyme.
This one does not. Heh.

Haiku about John, the jewish tree.

 

[SNTRL]

Everquest

 

[FoX_KiLLz]

Presuming you are talking about bases, mine is pretty strong.

 

[rroobbiieee]

cause being 2d he doesnt take that much space so when nintendo put him in a crate... there was room for his house to fit too

why cant the crates loaded with goombas be in the item select screen?

 

[FoX_KiLLz]

id tern it oon so i cood have lite n not makes makes typoos.

If I had a spill check I'd...

 

[FoX_KiLLz]

A good idea would be to act like a king and be ruler of the land.

A bad idea would be to leave your throne.

Situation: You cannot speak correctly.

 

[Eral]

a good idea would be to learn sign language

 

[Eral]

a good idea would be to learn sign language
a bad idea would be to become a stand up comedian

situation youve fallen out of a biulding

 

[Mic_128]

Umbrella (Yeh, it's really parasol....)

 

[Eral]

not use it so i could TaWk LyKe DiS

if i were jack the ripper...

 

[Eral]

all-star mode

 

[Eral]

because goombas are special order only

why does the temple have doors that are to small for any of the characters?

 

[Eral]

que dicen? what do you guys mean by base? i want one

 

[Eral]

Turtles in time

 

[Eral]

jhon the jewish tree
was knocked over by a man
who was really german

write a haiku about andrew w k

 

[Vinnie275]

No he took the 2 gil I gave him.
You'd better just put me in the lead, save you both the trouble.



MK edit: what the... d*mn you Zapdos!! running around a with a fake signature! You're a sick person you are!! Man I really fell for it you *******!!


------------------FAKE SIGNATURE
ZAERPSIGZNA ALPOHAPI.PI
BEER AND STUFF
SCOTCH
MOSHIMO....sPARm

 

[Eral]

FizALSE
your breath smells like cats you cat eating jerk

t or f
ash could beat james in a fist fight

 

[Vinnie275]

False, it smells like OH MY GOODNESS MY HEART IS RACING I CAN'T STAND THOSE CRAZY JAPANESE!!

I LOVE EVERYONE!!! But not you the most.

t/f, I need to stop staying up late.

 

[Eral]

i stand still and let my seild take the hit
then i grab mewtwo and throw him at the next poster

 

[Eral]

Nicole kidman

 

[Eral]

but then Goldberg(hes a wrestler) runs out and Spears(its like getting tackled only worse) Bart into a bloody pile of yellow on the floor.

 

[Vinnie275]

Originally posted by Osco316
All the cool people (besides me) are dead (See: Elvis, John Lennon, Martin Luther King Jr., Kurt Cobain) so you can't be cool.

I'm cool because I own season one of Chappelle's Show on DVD.

You're not cool because chappelle's show is now "out" because of over quoting, *****.

I'm cool because I read my bible.

 

[Eral]

your not cool because jesus is dead and therefor make reading the bible uncool ergo making you uncool

im cool cause i use therefore and ergo and i probably used them wrong but they still sounded great

 

[Eral]

punnishment: the government issues you 038720775902975395 and 2/3 ours community service at an amish farm with out taking any personal belongings with you

crime: stretching you feet across a public bench

 

[BestMewtwo]

Because all the characters were given permanent Super mushrooms before SSBM began.

Why does Luigi's Green Missle misfire so often?

 

[rmusgrave]

I wouldn't mind going in Big Brother 2 if you have a free spot. Or seven of them.

EDIT: Thanks

 

[BestMewtwo]

I'll join if that's alright with you Master Foot.

BTW you might wanna PM us when we need to vote.

 

[ultimaiq2]

Becuase hes loaded with firecrackers and bottlerockets and sometimes they go BOOM!

Is it possible for Pichu to grab Bowser? C'mon, think about it.

 

[Tyco]

It's possible to grab, not to throw.

Why would sing knock someone unconcious?

 

[SNTRL]

Actually its J.Puff breath

Why can DK fur be changed to blue?

 

[Tyco]

??? Your not cool, cuz no one can understand what you just said.

I'm cool because I ALSO read the bible