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[pikachun00b7]

first off...I am honered to receive the knee to the face the only way I would be happier is if I got kneed in the manboobies...not really that would suck...
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Fix'd

Thats my Horse.

*the KNEEEEE at monk's manboobz*

 

[plasman]

C'mere Epona...see it IS my horse!

*Casts 'galaxy stop' from Final Fantasy Tactics...everyone is either slowed or stopped. Bwhahaha.*

 

[TakDragon7]

No. Epona is MY horse!

*pulls out fox's gun and shoots you really fast*

 

[plasman]

*takes out whistle grass from TP* The horse CLEARLY begs to disagree seeing as how it's mine!

*hits TakDragon7 with fully charged Samus shot at 300%*

 

[Platypus]

<-Me


*drowns plasman in barrel of muffin sanitizer*

 

[TakDragon7]

That's my horse!

*uses the home-run bat on Platypus and you soar over China*

 

[Platypus]

146. You try to catch a bullet in a bucket.

 

[Melike]

No wai, that's my horse! *Dumps G&W bucket filled to the brim with PK flashes on TakDragon's head*

 

[Melike]

147. You uppercut someone hoping to get coins
148. You shout PIKA! and throw your arms in the air, hoping that lightning will strike you
149. You get some friends together with a gun, supposed 'reflectors', and a whole lotta' radishes.
150. You give the 150'th reason to quit smashing in a '1000 reasons to quit smashing' topic.

 

[TakDragon7]

That's my horse!! *Uses Roy's counter on Melike and does some serious damage*

 

[pezaddict]

151-You can't remember what you were going to do next, but do remember the amount of KOs each character on SSBM got total.

 

[Melike]

Ah, ah, ahhh...
*Ground-tech's next to hammer, picks it up, and goes berserk*

 

[Raging_Missiles]

Thieves, the lot of u

*Makes black hole glitch and traps TakDragon7 and froever scars his Mem. Cardand his face*

 

[Kais]

DAMMIT, THAT'S MY HORSE.

*flips Raging Missiles onto his back then stabs him in his soft underbelly for MASSIVE DAMAGE*

 

[Tera253]

whoa, now. it's SERIOUS 1st person time.
LIAR!!! that horse is MINE!!!
*does a double black hole glitch on Kais and throws Megaman in with him for MASSIVE DAMAGE*
~Tera253~

 

[TakDragon7]

NUUUUUU That's my horse!

*Throws a bomb at you and you fly off*

 

[Platypus]

Mein equine!

*Uses full momentum of orbit to punch TakDragon in the Dragon Ballz*

 

[W4veMantis]

*bump* Don't you die on me!!!!
Anyway, I thought this one was pretty cool. Check it:
You're driving a bus that is leaving on a trip from Pennsylvania and ending in New York. To start off with, there were 32 passengers on the bus. At the next bus stop, 11 people get off and 9 people get on. At the next bus stop, 2 people get off and 2 people get on. At the next bus stop, 12 people get on and 16 people get off. At the next bus stop, 5 people get on and 3 people get off. What color are the bus driver's eyes?

 

[Sporkman]

Green. Or blue. People never really could decide. But I think green is the general consenus.

 

[W4veMantis]

...well, if your eyes are green/blue then...Congratulations! YOU WIN!
heh, yeah, your the bus driver so your eye color would be the same as the bus driver.

 

[plasman]

*brands horse* 'tis mine I tell thee

*Platypus, say hello to a meteor Luigi taunt.*

 

[Melike]

Nuuuuu!!!!!!
*Crashes into plasman, still going berserk with the hammer, sending both him and the horse flying*

Oops...

 

[TakDragon7]

That's my horse!

*punches the living crap out of Melike then throws him across the stage*

 

[Tera253]

nope, that horse has Tera253 written all over it.
*pushes TakDragon7 off the cliff*
~Tera253~

 

[Zook]

Are you illiterate? That say's 'Zook!'

*Tera is dumb, and, therefore, I walk away with the horse easily.*

 

[Kalmetam]

Umm... Hello... I guess you are all mistaken here...

*Smashes Zook in the head with a Pichu and then takes the horse*

 

[Zook]

'With a Pichu?'... That is just SICK, man.

*Uses Volt Tackle on Kalmetam*

 

[camo-man]

*spikes Zook with Luigi's taunt*

THAT'S MY HORSE!

 

[plasman]

Not only is that my horse, that is also my taunt-kill!

*feeds camo-man Ganondorf's Dair*

 

[Deathcarter]

Buys exclusive rights of ownership of the horse from Plasman for a pile of cow fertilizer.

"Does Fox's infinite shine combo on Plasman."

Procedes to place Young Link and Bowser as guards to guard the horse.

 

[Tera253]

no, clearly the horse is TEea's.
*shoves Zook up Bowser's butt, and Young Link, also wanting to kill him, gets in a fight with Bowser, who eventually drags Deathcarter into it too. Tera takes the horse*
wow. that was almost a story.
~Tera253~

 

[Zook]

.....

*The horse bucks Tera off, runs into Bowser, and I take it*

 

[Melike]

*Returns riding on a temporary horse, with an entire army behind me, draws sword, points it forward, and yells dramatically,* "That's MYYYY.....HOOOOOOOORRRSSSE!!!!!!" *Charges forward down the hill with entire army following suit, to destroy everyone*

 

[Kevvviiinnn]

that's my horse!

*throws a random item at melike that does a random amount of damage and knocks him back a random distance*

why in the world am i even in the forum games LOL

 

[Melike]

*Attempts to shield from my army who doesn't see me fall, but shield breaks and I get trampled anyway, raising my percent to 999%. I get up unsteadily, swaying a bit.* "I will...still..." *Gets poked by ant and blown away* "I'm blasting off agaaaaaaiiiiinnn!!!! I'll return...."

 

[TakDragon7]

That's my horse cuz it's good for me to eat XD

*charges at Melike and does a very powerful atatck, sending him flying*

 

[Tera253]

wait! there's food involed. in that case, look TakDragon: TWINKIES!!
that's my horse by the way.
*distracts TD7 with twinkies and takes the horse*
~Tera253~

 

[camo-man]

O_o

SURPRISE ANAL!

My horse now. >=)

 

[TakDragon7]

Nope. It's mine.

*picks it up and runs off with it, setting down a few traps along the way*

 

[Tera253]

why when I come back to find my horse stolen,is it always with you?
*pushes TakDragon7 into/onto one of his own traps, takes the horse, and books it*
~Tera253~