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[Okurama]

critical hit ALWAYS kill me, but this time i just RUN away, lol.

so i just MUG on the next user (i steel all of his phoenix)

 

[tehh 1337 gAn0nBan3]

[/URL][/IMG] lolz best show ever

find me a picture of at least 20 cats

 

[FlameChocobo]

You're F-U-C-k'd!
I Slamed on The Next user! (I'm Fast I hope you can't dodge it!)

 

[Dark_Ness]

You know you've been playing too much SSBM When...

-You try to shoot fireballs/pills from your hand.
-The word "Tipper" becomes the first thing on your mind every second.
-You try to recover after being pushed off a building, hoping to grab a ledge
-You start SHL spamming in a shoot out
-You start using mushrooms as drugs and call them poison mushrooms
-You think of 200 different characters that could be in the next Smash Bros
-You and your girlfriend successfully use the infamous freeze glitch on your teacher in front of class
-You put on a spikey jacket and run into someone while hoping they get knocked down and hurt
-You do the same thing with a shiny jacket and a jacket with lightning all over it
-You put on a dress and try to float across the gym during senior prom
-You actually DO float across the gym during senior prom
-You're good enough to beat Ken's Marth with Ness, his easiest opponent (THAT'S too much. >.<)
-You start complaining about why you can't just bat-drop-to-warlock-punch during a baseball game
-You jump and spin around with a sword hoping to go higher
-You pull a bomb out of nowhere. (...and a sword, and a puppy, and a giant turnip).
-You create a list of things to look for if you've played too much SSBM that has at least 15 possible symptoms

 

[Mach Rider]

Ice Cream...

 

[Mr. SSBM/SSBR]

Tacos......

 

[rainbowkirby100]

I block with Toad

I attack the next poster with Mewtwo's shadow ball

 

[Digamma]

hurt only big blue

 

[ipreferpi]

Ma-ma-ma-matrix!

I crap my hand into the ground and make a volcano.

 

[Chuch]

A link with more than 20 cats =)

http://flickr.com/photos/garrettmurray/sets/115527/

Find me a picture with Chuch Norris in a helipcoter.

 

[The_Next_Boss]

I'm nowhere near the volcano, and yet I do not know how it can affect me in any way.

I cast Kafrizzle on the next poster.

 

[The_Next_Boss]

Then we'd all be in college in kidnergarden.

What if, for your end-of-the-year field trip, someone messed up on the field trip before and the teachers won't take you to your destination for the end-of-the-year field trip?

 

[F8X]

I searched for to long pluse this is better
chuck norris can touch MC Hammer
The helicopter was invented after Chuck Norris was observed doing 8 roundhouse kicks a second.
chuck norris can touch MC Hammer
Find me a pic of Mc Hammer doing somhing weird

 

[NinjaFoxX]

then we'll go somewhere else for the end-of-the year trip

what if pichu came back to life

 

[Okurama]

i got another one here.

 

[FlameChocobo]

I Blocked It with my Espilon mirror

Kaaaaa-Meeeee-Haaaaa-Meeeeeeeee-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! I Blasted the next user

 

[icedragon]

When you splice your controler wires and stick 1 side in the GC and other in your mouth hoping you will become inside SSBM

Try to spike your best friend off a cliff

throw your friend onto the ground and shoot him with a lazer gun

trying to go as fast as fox/falco's rush attack

Fight on buildings trying to use ness's powers

wall jump all the way to the top of a building

die in front of your GC while playing losing in SSBM

going to buy a huge hammer and hoping the tip falls off just for kicks

try to charge up your toy gun

look on E-Bay to find a beam sword

think that your kids lightsaber is a beam sword

think that theres an invisible wall in the town that kills people

act like you are using a controler to move yourself around at school

bring a controler to the store, stare at the rev. and tap 'A' to try and pick it up

the buttons in your controller are worn out

its a lot but i know... some arnt even funny and some are true that i actually too

 

[camo-man]

I eat your Kamehameha and copy it's power. (Kirby, lol)

Now I kamehameha the next guy and to top it off, a spirit bomb!!!

 

[camo-man]

Then so would Mewtwo....goodbye world.

What if a gay walked up to you and asked to be your soul mate?

 

[Chuch]

I'd imediately r*pe him

What if i ended world hunger

 

[Chuch]

i quicly dodge the bomb and comb my hair back(skillfully)
I throw gasoline on the next guy and next a match and throw it at him

 

[FlameChocobo]

I Absorbed A Fire.
I Used the atomic bomb to Attack the next user. (I hope you can't block it or dodge Becaues it's so powerful)

 

[emo_link]

use chuck norris .

 

[Resting_Fox]

I would begin a world-wide plague.

What if the hair in my nose could emit FM radio signals.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

then my ears would too

what if i was a dimeond member.

 

[ajjc89]

i jump above it and use samus' fully charged blast on the next poster

 

[NinjaFoxX]

i use nesses bat to deflcet it
then use it to bat 1000 on the next person

 

[Alandorf]

you try to dash dance in a real fight but get dizzy and fall down

while watching cinderella man you yell "wavedash out of his reach" (actually happened)

you and a friend buy toy swords and armor and run around the mall pretending to be Marth and Roy

you throw tylenol pills at your enemies

you buy shoes with no traction hoping they will help you wavedash better

when someone wants to fight you, you pull out your controller and say u will 4 stock them

when you make smash bros. shirts with stupid phrases you say while smashing on them

when holding onto the edge of a cliff you let go and try to grab it again so you will be invincible

ok im done... some are kinda lame but whatev

 

[The_Next_Boss]

I dodge the first 10 but the 11th got a foot near me. Then I evaded the other 488.

I jump and use the Air Critical Mass (bzzzzzzzzrck) Atomic Slam on the next poster. SLOOOOOOOOOOOW MOTION!

 

[FlameChocobo]

I Block it With My Psychic Kinesis
I Turned into a Barbarian and Bashed the Hell out of the Next user

 

[camo-man]

Dodged by sidestep, cuz barbarians are dumb. (Which game are you getting that from?)

I cast Sleep on the next poster.

 

[camo-man]

Then diamond's popularity would plummet to ZERO!!!

What if the moon was the size of the Earth and the Earth orbited around it cuz it's the size of the moon?

 

[FlameChocobo]

That Attack Was a Dud
I SMASH the Hell out of the next user with Link's Slash attack

 

[Ragamuffin Raptor]

I use Roy's counter to block the attack
AND to attack the next poster.

 

[F8X]

hurt only yoshi story

 

[Metà]

Hurt Fountain of Dreams, heal Yoshi's Island.

 

[Armygeddon Bomb]

Then we would jump high.

What if we could breath underwater.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

then we would have gills

what if we could breathe in space

 

[FlameChocobo]

I Dodged it.
I Ran over a next user and exploded them with Jigglypuff's Rest.

 

[camo-man]

Then we'd be abnormal.

What if girls were suddenly considered the superior species?