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[/URL][/IMG] lolz best show ever

find me a picture of at least 20 cats
 

Dark_Ness

Smash Journeyman
Joined
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362
You know you've been playing too much SSBM When...

-You try to shoot fireballs/pills from your hand.
-The word "Tipper" becomes the first thing on your mind every second.
-You try to recover after being pushed off a building, hoping to grab a ledge
-You start SHL spamming in a shoot out
-You start using mushrooms as drugs and call them poison mushrooms
-You think of 200 different characters that could be in the next Smash Bros
-You and your girlfriend successfully use the infamous freeze glitch on your teacher in front of class
-You put on a spikey jacket and run into someone while hoping they get knocked down and hurt
-You do the same thing with a shiny jacket and a jacket with lightning all over it
-You put on a dress and try to float across the gym during senior prom
-You actually DO float across the gym during senior prom
-You're good enough to beat Ken's Marth with Ness, his easiest opponent (THAT'S too much. >.<)
-You start complaining about why you can't just bat-drop-to-warlock-punch during a baseball game
-You jump and spin around with a sword hoping to go higher
-You pull a bomb out of nowhere. (...and a sword, and a puppy, and a giant turnip).
-You create a list of things to look for if you've played too much SSBM that has at least 15 possible symptoms
 

The_Next_Boss

Smash Journeyman
Joined
Nov 13, 2005
Messages
294
Location
locked. Firing missiles.
Then we'd all be in college in kidnergarden.

What if, for your end-of-the-year field trip, someone messed up on the field trip before and the teachers won't take you to your destination for the end-of-the-year field trip?
 

F8X

Smash Ace
Joined
Feb 7, 2006
Messages
562
Location
Waiting for reason to purchase a Wii

I searched for to long pluse this is better
chuck norris can touch MC Hammer
The helicopter was invented after Chuck Norris was observed doing 8 roundhouse kicks a second.
chuck norris can touch MC Hammer
Find me a pic of Mc Hammer doing somhing weird
 

icedragon

Smash Rookie
Joined
Sep 19, 2005
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21
When you splice your controler wires and stick 1 side in the GC and other in your mouth hoping you will become inside SSBM

Try to spike your best friend off a cliff

throw your friend onto the ground and shoot him with a lazer gun

trying to go as fast as fox/falco's rush attack

Fight on buildings trying to use ness's powers

wall jump all the way to the top of a building

die in front of your GC while playing losing in SSBM

going to buy a huge hammer and hoping the tip falls off just for kicks

try to charge up your toy gun

look on E-Bay to find a beam sword

think that your kids lightsaber is a beam sword

think that theres an invisible wall in the town that kills people

act like you are using a controler to move yourself around at school

bring a controler to the store, stare at the rev. and tap 'A' to try and pick it up

the buttons in your controller are worn out

its a lot but i know... some arnt even funny and some are true that i actually too
 

Chuch

Smash Cadet
Joined
Mar 16, 2006
Messages
56
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In your Pants.
i quicly dodge the bomb and comb my hair back(skillfully)
I throw gasoline on the next guy and next a match and throw it at him
 

Alandorf

Smash Journeyman
Joined
Mar 17, 2006
Messages
239
Location
ManchVegas
you try to dash dance in a real fight but get dizzy and fall down

while watching cinderella man you yell "wavedash out of his reach" (actually happened)

you and a friend buy toy swords and armor and run around the mall pretending to be Marth and Roy

you throw tylenol pills at your enemies

you buy shoes with no traction hoping they will help you wavedash better

when someone wants to fight you, you pull out your controller and say u will 4 stock them

when you make smash bros. shirts with stupid phrases you say while smashing on them

when holding onto the edge of a cliff you let go and try to grab it again so you will be invincible

ok im done... some are kinda lame but whatev
 

camo-man

Smash Cadet
Joined
Feb 7, 2006
Messages
49
Location
Burnaby, BC
Then diamond's popularity would plummet to ZERO!!!

What if the moon was the size of the Earth and the Earth orbited around it cuz it's the size of the moon?
 
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