That's not cool because my Blastoise can just pee on it and win.
Im cool because no one else ever uses this: :newbie:
Im cool because no one else ever uses this: :newbie:
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Anthony C
Smash Ace
Now I do
I'm cool because, "I spit in the face of people, who don't wanna be cool."
Anthony C
Smash Ace
Dead to Rights
Flarefox
Smash Ace
#7 is from Rowsdower at braingle
7.
This teaser is based on a weird but true story from a few years ago.
A complaint was received by the president of a major car company:
"This is the fourth time I have written you, and I don't blame you for not answering me because I must sound crazy, but it is a
fact that we have a tradition in our family of having ice cream for dessert after dinner each night. Every night after we've eaten, the family votes on which flavor of ice cream we should have and I drive down to the store to get it. I recently purchased a new Pantsmobile from your company and since then my trips to the store have created a problem. You see, every time I buy vanilla ice cream my car won't
start. If I get any other kind of ice cream the car starts just fine. I want you to know I'm serious about this question, no matter
how silly it sounds: 'What is there about a Pantsmobile that makes it not start when I get vanilla ice cream, and easy to start whenever I get any other kind?'"
The Pantsmobile company President was understandably skeptical about the letter, but he sent an engineer to check it out anyway. He had arranged to meet the man just after dinner time, so the two hopped into the car and drove to the grocery store. The man bought vanilla ice cream that night and, sure enough, after they came back to the car it wouldn't start for several minutes.
The engineer returned for three more nights. The first night, the man got chocolate. The car started right away. The second night, he got strawberry and again the car started right up. The third night he bought vanilla and the car failed to start.
There was a logical reason why the man's car wouldn't start when he bought vanilla ice cream. What was it?
8. Barney wins many races, because he is always the fastest runner out on the track. However, every time that he wins, the cash prize and trophy go to someone else. Why is it so?
9. A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of £50 notes out of his wallet.
He turns to the rich man and says to him,
"I have an amazing talent: I know almost every song that has ever existed."
The rich man laughs.
The poor man says, "I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it."
The rich man laughs again and says, "Ok how about my daughters name, Joanna Armstrong-Miller."
The rich man goes home poor. The poor man goes home rich.
What song did he sing?
7.
This teaser is based on a weird but true story from a few years ago.
A complaint was received by the president of a major car company:
"This is the fourth time I have written you, and I don't blame you for not answering me because I must sound crazy, but it is a
fact that we have a tradition in our family of having ice cream for dessert after dinner each night. Every night after we've eaten, the family votes on which flavor of ice cream we should have and I drive down to the store to get it. I recently purchased a new Pantsmobile from your company and since then my trips to the store have created a problem. You see, every time I buy vanilla ice cream my car won't
start. If I get any other kind of ice cream the car starts just fine. I want you to know I'm serious about this question, no matter
how silly it sounds: 'What is there about a Pantsmobile that makes it not start when I get vanilla ice cream, and easy to start whenever I get any other kind?'"
The Pantsmobile company President was understandably skeptical about the letter, but he sent an engineer to check it out anyway. He had arranged to meet the man just after dinner time, so the two hopped into the car and drove to the grocery store. The man bought vanilla ice cream that night and, sure enough, after they came back to the car it wouldn't start for several minutes.
The engineer returned for three more nights. The first night, the man got chocolate. The car started right away. The second night, he got strawberry and again the car started right up. The third night he bought vanilla and the car failed to start.
There was a logical reason why the man's car wouldn't start when he bought vanilla ice cream. What was it?
8. Barney wins many races, because he is always the fastest runner out on the track. However, every time that he wins, the cash prize and trophy go to someone else. Why is it so?
9. A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of £50 notes out of his wallet.
He turns to the rich man and says to him,
"I have an amazing talent: I know almost every song that has ever existed."
The rich man laughs.
The poor man says, "I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it."
The rich man laughs again and says, "Ok how about my daughters name, Joanna Armstrong-Miller."
The rich man goes home poor. The poor man goes home rich.
What song did he sing?
Soul Calibur 2
demoncaterpie
Smash Champion
I do a super areial chun li style kick on you so you fall off the horse. Steal Yoshi.
Trade fake Yoshi for a Pacman ghost. Sick him on the next poster.
Trade fake Yoshi for a Pacman ghost. Sick him on the next poster.
demoncaterpie
Smash Champion
That's not cool. That's ****ing disgusting.
I'm cool because Teen Titans is my favorite show.
I'm cool because Teen Titans is my favorite show.
1-X
Smash Journeyman
7. The car had a problem with starting because vanilla ice cream lets out an invisible gas that interferes with the engines petrol fumes that start the car.
8. Barney wins races on the track but the prize goes to whoever wins the competition the trophy is actually for. (Swimming for example)
9. The man sung a song called "Joanna Armstrong Miller."
TADA! I actually think number 8 is right.
Heres my question (not maths related)
10. When you're swimming through the desert and your flying carpet gets a flat tire, how many blueberry pancakes does it take to fix the octagon in the ceiling?
8. Barney wins races on the track but the prize goes to whoever wins the competition the trophy is actually for. (Swimming for example)
9. The man sung a song called "Joanna Armstrong Miller."
TADA! I actually think number 8 is right.
Heres my question (not maths related)
10. When you're swimming through the desert and your flying carpet gets a flat tire, how many blueberry pancakes does it take to fix the octagon in the ceiling?
BladeMarth
Smash Ace
I think the answer to number 10 is NO! lol
7. that a long one, but i think the answer is that the vanilla ice cream weighs more than normal flavoured ice cream.........thats a tricky one....
9. I have to agree, the man sung a song called Joanna Armstong Miller.
7. that a long one, but i think the answer is that the vanilla ice cream weighs more than normal flavoured ice cream.........thats a tricky one....
9. I have to agree, the man sung a song called Joanna Armstong Miller.
#10. Blue, because zucchinis can't swim
Rayman 3: Hoodlum Havoc
Belay
(IC's upB..not sure if that's how it's spelled)
(IC's upB..not sure if that's how it's spelled)
Gaiagamer
Smash Ace
Young Link
Gaiagamer
Smash Ace
Intern Tendo Dokuta
Flarefox
Smash Ace
HINTS for numbers 7,8,9
okay, no one answered any of 7-9 completely correct, though they were good attempts. I'll help a little...
7. Think about how a store might shelve different products according to popularity and how this would affect the trip through the store.
8. there really is no good clue that I can give, but it is not so much a trick question. Just think laterally. 220 was thinking on the correct line, but there is a much better explanation. In swimming, I believe that the racer does get the prize, unless he or she is part of a team. Each individual would still get a fairly large share of the prize, though. I'm talking about a racer who gets hardly any of the prize, with someone else getting most of it.
9. the man said that he could sing a genuine song with any girl's name in it. He can't possibly have memorized so many songs, so he probably sings the same song for each name, but just substitutes the selection into the song.
okay, no one answered any of 7-9 completely correct, though they were good attempts. I'll help a little...
7. Think about how a store might shelve different products according to popularity and how this would affect the trip through the store.
8. there really is no good clue that I can give, but it is not so much a trick question. Just think laterally. 220 was thinking on the correct line, but there is a much better explanation. In swimming, I believe that the racer does get the prize, unless he or she is part of a team. Each individual would still get a fairly large share of the prize, though. I'm talking about a racer who gets hardly any of the prize, with someone else getting most of it.
9. the man said that he could sing a genuine song with any girl's name in it. He can't possibly have memorized so many songs, so he probably sings the same song for each name, but just substitutes the selection into the song.
saud
Smash Lord
OK, so I think the loser will be Falco for 200, time 13:19
Anthony C
Smash Ace
Area 51
Crystal Ziadane
Smash Apprentice
EXTERMINATION
Crystal Ziadane
Smash Apprentice
thats not cool because beast boy is a wierdo
I'm cool because I post on swf
I'm cool because I post on swf
Crystal Ziadane
Smash Apprentice
punishment:you are passed around the prison cell like a peace pipe
crime: you take candy from a baby
crime: you take candy from a baby
demoncaterpie
Smash Champion
That's not cool. Only loser post on Super Wussie Forums
I'm cool because I'm gonna be Pacman for Halloween.
I'm cool because I'm gonna be Pacman for Halloween.
Anthony C
Smash Ace
Pac man looks funny
I'm cool because I'm not going to wear a costume for Halloween.
I'm cool because I'm not going to wear a costume for Halloween.
demoncaterpie
Smash Champion
That's not cool. That means you're a non conformist.
I'm cool becuase Ms. Pacman was the greatest game ever.
I'm cool becuase Ms. Pacman was the greatest game ever.
Kirby's Final Cutter
Anthony C
Smash Ace
Wrong, Super Mario RPG is the best video game ever.
I'm cool because I'm smrat.
I'm cool because I'm smrat.
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demoncaterpie
Smash Champion
That's not cool. Everyone knows stupid people are cool.
I'm cool because I've got a Godzilla piggy bank.
I'm cool because I've got a Godzilla piggy bank.
1-X
Smash Journeyman
What I mean is this ...
Barney is the fastest runner on the track but the trophy and cash prize is not for athletics. He runs fastest yet the best swimmer (for example) takes home the swimming trophy. Am i right?
demoncaterpie
Smash Champion
Thunder jolt (Pika)
demoncaterpie
Smash Champion
DDR
Gaiagamer
Smash Ace
Tiara (uh...marth?)
Gaiagamer
Smash Ace
River King
Anthony C
Smash Ace
Piggy Banks are lame
I'm cool because I voted today
I'm cool because I voted today
thats not cool cause you're voting to vote to vote...
I'm cool because I realize that American Social engineering is evil.
I'm cool because I realize that American Social engineering is evil.
You're not cool because only stephen hawking uses big words. And he's a creepy cyborg.
I'm cool because I watch ****** bob (he's cool too)
I'm cool because I watch ****** bob (he's cool too)
Anthony C
Smash Ace
You're not cool, because I don't know who that is.
I'm cool because I like me.
I'm cool because I like me.
demoncaterpie
Smash Champion
That's not cool. You're a loser.
I'm cool because I'm gonna buy Paper Mario 2.
I'm cool because I'm gonna buy Paper Mario 2.
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