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[ShadowAssassin]

Because that is his name.


How is a beam sword made

 

[Total Chaos]

Why would i use a flat basketball?

 

[MewtwoMaster2002]

20 on Fire Emblem.
3:20 minutes.

 

[Marthby87]

Y? I'll tell you y. The flat basketball don't bounce, making the game ghetto...er. ****, I missed S...

no flat ball = regular basketball

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Super Glue reapaires broken mantle. (He he... play on words. Mantle is either armor, the ting over the fire place, or some sort of earthen crust. Choose wichever... I don't care.

 

[Ace(Fox)]

If that thing likes you... your not cool, I mean... just look at it!

I am cool because I have a chain wallet... no pickpocketers!

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Ace: (whistling and walkin down the street) Huh! (Laser come out of nowhere!) AHHHHH! (I get hit over and over and over again. A few days later it stops)

I have just enough energy left to throw one of Sheiks ninja star thingys at the next poster.

 

[Iamdead7]

becomes lvl 9 cpu so i can powershield on command! so i powershield it at the next poster

 

[Bahamut]

Well, that means you're not cool because you are irresponsible and have to chain your wallet to yourself in order to not lose it.

*looks down at pocket, sees wallet chained to himself as well...*

Anyway... I'm cool, cuz...umm...I'm indecisive? And, uhh...not knowing...like...why you're cool...is...cool, I guess.

 

[Venom Dream]

You are not cool because you said "Umm..."

I am cool because I should be doing my homework right now, but I'm not...

 

[ultimaiq2]

It seemed like the needle dissapeared before it reached me

Then I throw a blue chicken (OoT) at the next poster.

 

[ultimaiq2]

How many times do I have to tell you... Its a lighter fused with a flashlight!!!

How come all the levels float in the air?

 

[ultimaiq2]

The super glue was watered out by the kinderguarden glue.

 

[Afrotaki]

350 on Fire Emblem, because Marth + Beam Sword = Angry Opponent.

6:25, because I'm a conformist.

 

[Afrotaki]

Summer School isn't cool, asshat.

I'm cool because my choir just swept 1st place in the choral competition in Atlanta I just came back from.

 

[Afrotaki]

Zap, I'm going to assume you meant "-5 from Marth and -5 from Roy."

-10 Kirby because he's ********.

Bowser ~ Roars (40)
Donkey Kong ~ Confused Shrug (40)
Falco ~ Spins and Punches (40)
Fox ~ "Come on!" (40)
Ganondorf ~ Hovers, Spins, and Laughs (35)
Ice Cimbers ~ "Yoop!" (40)
Jigglypuff ~ "Jigglypuff!" (40)
Kirby ~ "Hi!" (10)
Link ~ Flips Hair (40)
Luigi ~ Shy Dirt Kick (20)
Mario ~ Super Mario (40)
Mewtwo ~ Spins and Laughs (35)
Mr. G&W ~ Rings Bell (40)
Peach ~ "Sweet!" (40)
Pikachu ~ Waves at Camera (40)
Roy ~ "Heeyaaah!" (35)
Samus ~ Raises Arm Cannon (40)
Shiek ~ Raises Hand to Face (35)
Yoshi ~ "Yoshi!" (40)
Zelda ~ Clasps Hands (40)

 

[Venom Dream]

60 Fire Emblem, 5:45

 

[Osco316]

Guys that sing in choir are either castrated (which is not cool) or not cool, so you aren't cool.


I'm so cool I drink Sierra Mist.

 

[Ultima Nightmare]

Ninja Gaiden 2: The Dark Sword of Chaos

 

[Ultima Nightmare]

Game & Watch (Trophy)

 

[Ultima Nightmare]

My flamethrower melted the glue.

 

[Total Chaos]

Homing Missle

 

[Total Chaos]

and the flame thrower melted joo too

 

[Total Chaos]

Sonic Heroes

 

[Total Chaos]

just becuase you drink something that is cool that says its cool does not mean that you are cool, so you are not cool, we cool?

im cool becuase i use thw phrase catch you on the flip side

 

[Total Chaos]

becuase their hydrolics are soo high they reach the sky...

Who is yoshi's mama?

 

[Total Chaos]

*hits blue chicken with megaton hammer*

*sends the rest of the dang chickens that attack after that at the next poster

 

[Total Chaos]

good: get the heck outta there
bad: ummm reach over and grab your partner *lord help me*

sit: you see a mime and hes running at you

 

[Ace(Fox)]

You are not cool because you made a typo with "thw" instead of "the"!

I am cool because I am depressed all the time.

 

[Ace(Fox)]

(Run around in circles) Ahhhhhhh! these **** things. (Uses Din's Fire to roast the chicken.

Then I thow a drum stick at the next poster. (I am pretty sure there has been a drum stick in some video game at some point in time!)

 

[Total Chaos]

catches it and eats it


throws pizza cowabunga

 

[Death]

I ctach the srick and I start beating the drums. After my performance I throw the bass drum at next poster

 

[Death]

Depression is sucks!
I'm cool cuz I'm all happy and never sad.

 

[Ivan]

Why can't Gannondorf use his sword?

 

[bluelion20]

If you are depressed, you probably don't go outside, and spend all your time indoors (like me), so that is not cool.

I'm cool because I saw that guy with the afro doing all the cool stuff in the office max commercial.

 

[Death]

He's too weak to weild it.
How come BTT is so hard to get under 3:20?

 

[Death]

Commercials aren't annoying not cool.
I'm cool cuz I say coo

 

[Death]

Good: He's running somewhere else
Bad: He comes to you and start touching you.
Sit: You are watching the weather network.

 

[sonicshift]

Someone throws gasoline on the flamethrower, making it explode. No more flamethrower... ("the effects of gasoline on fire" --Strong Bad)

 

[Death]

The S.W.A.T team comes in(for some reason unknown) and uses their fire extinguisher to take out the fire