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[ultimaiq2]

Because he realy belive what some people say about smash on gamefaqs.

Why diden't they keep the platform jumping minigame from ssb in ssbm?

 

[Vinnie275]

You are not cool 'cuz your MOM is going to a tourney.

I am cool because I have a loving relationship with my mother and I wouldn't mind if she came to my tourney today. Or if I poasted my signature.

 

[Vinnie275]

Tekken Threeexclamation point

 

[Vinnie275]

I touch three bases and swing on a tree, giving me a proxy calvin ball.

So now there's two.


And I get 3 points for that. mushroom

 

[Vinnie275]

invincible

 

[sonicshift]

The sun goes nova and takes out the earth (what am I still doing here then?).

 

[sonicshift]

-10 Marth because I wouldn't have been able to understand him if it weren't for Afrotaki.

 

[Vinnie275]

Everyone jumps on a transport and lives in bio domes with pauly shore.

 

[Vinnie275]

-15 from marth because he is terribly fast and he needs more of a handicap.

-2 from roy along the same lines. -fast +power

 

[Vinnie275]

Because someone would say, "Why'd they keep that crappy platform thing?"

What are those fish things in SSBM on the DK cranky's cabin level? Are those the jr. sharks or enguarde, or something else?

doomstick anti-nuklear warhead

 

[Total Chaos]

dude spelling poasted like toasted is like... umm sooo cool, i wish i was like that, and your mom thinks your cool too

im cool becuase i own a baseball bat..... that i made!!!! *gasp*

 

[Vinnie275]

(btw the poast joke is a SWF joke that is many years old, few people get it anymore and I don't want to explain it any more...it does have to do with toast tho )

You are not cool because... aw darnit I love baseball bats. It is cool to make your own.
Well you mom stinks. So there.

I'm cool cuz I li3k beezos

 

[Total Chaos]

the beezos is toads greatest enema in mario 2!! RUN JUMP DUCK RUN JUMP DUCK DUCK!! so darn you are cool dang it

im cool becuase i just made peanutbutter jelly with my baseball bat

 

[Vinnie275]

You are not cool because peanut butter/jelly smells and taste funny if you leave it in a ziploc bag for 4 hours.

I am cool because I have a mutant.

 

[Total Chaos]

they are didddy kongs lovers

Does link really pull the bomb out of his butt?

 

[Vinnie275]

I think his bomb bag is probably by his buttz3rrec.

Why can't everyone fly like in peter pan?

fearie dust

 

[Total Chaos]

becuase they arent like peter pan, peach or the beezos who can fly >>>>>>>>>>>>> Peter>>>>>>>>>wendy-lady

why is it that link turns a different color while doing his spin attack

 

[Vinnie275]

Because he's a homer-septual.

Why can't kirby fly? He can in his games.

 

[Total Chaos]

teh gravity is the too heavy for the kirbster in the ssbm world of worlds

Where is Jigglys wall of pain i dont see it?!

 

[Vinnie275]

it is all in your head.

Why did they make pikachu suck so much in the transition?
His backkick was so badass, now it's this weak spinny crap****.

 

[Total Chaos]

everyone dies from paulys stupidity

 

[Total Chaos]

because the only other thing that likes pikachus backside is another pikachu

why is **** pikachu yellow?

 

[Vinnie275]

Pauly shore kills himself with his stupidity. Universal balance returns but everyone comes back as three legged fish that can't swim very well and their lungs all fall off half the time and they're always using their free leg to put them back on.

 

[Vinnie275]

his element is electric.

Why is giga bowser so dumb and easy. like peach.

 

[Total Chaos]

because he doesnt have a skirt on duh (wait..... nevermind)

what type of bird is falco

 

[Vinnie275]

a birdy

Why is captian flacon a captian?

 

[Total Chaos]

because thats what blood falcon said when they were.... yeah

whats jigglypuff's name

 

[Total Chaos]

becuase of the fish lungs, all of the sudden, the core of the earth becomes the crust

 

[Bahamut]

This game's winner is:

Winner: TEAM 66
Loser: Team 666

The match was finished in 6:25, which means that NOBODY gets the bonus. (ShadowAssassin was 1 second off)

So, that makes the score:

Afrotaki: 1350 points=
shadowhuntr000: 900 points=
yyoshi70: 746 points=
Cardzmaster2004: 600 points=
Dale: 384 points=
paperboy: 370 points=
sonicshift: 350 points=
Death: 310 points*
mic_128: 180 points=
ShadowAssassin: 165 points=
soroush123: 150 points**
cheeseguy: 150 points=
MEWTWOMASTER2002: 120 points=
CloudKid2k4: 30 points=
Metroid Killer: 20 points*

choknater: 0 points OUT
SilverTriNova: OUT (**)

Well, now what? Ok, here we go:

LEGEND of ZELDA
vs. FIRE EMBLEM

Characters: (Level 9)


Team ZELDA
Zelda
Link

Team FIRE EMBLEM
Marth
Roy

Level: Hyrule Temple (cuz of the music, it could be either theme)
Lives: 5
Items: Beam Swords, Hearts on LOW

Winner: 2x Bet
Loser: I think you can figure it out.

Guess the time within 10 seconds for an extra 300 points.

GO!!

 

[Vinnie275]

97 points on fire emblem.

Time: 5:36


go marth go! minna, mitei kure!

 

[Ace(Fox)]

I hold up its perfect mate and the two run off to do some monkey business.

Then I through an R-Wing at the next poster.

 

[Gaiagamer]

Um...I think it's Jigglypuff.

Why is it that you fight Bowser at the end of Adventure Mode?

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Being a mutant isn't cool, it's just ugly!

I am cool because I have a Camaro!

 

[Vinnie275]

You are not cool because you have a Camaro.
(maybe too easy?)

I am cool because I don't have a Camaro.

mindless poast for me

 

[Vinnie275]

Because of an internal entrapment clause that his lawyer overlooked.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood if he was a character in SSB

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Not having a camaro isn't cool because you probably don't have any cars whatsoever either...(ohhhh, you got.... uh... pawned? j/k)

I am cool because I know what cool is...

 

[Gaiagamer]

divine knight

 

[Ultima Nightmare]

No One Lives Forever

 

[Ultima Nightmare]

Easy

 

[Ticadrius]

Kinks "Victoria"