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[Gaiagamer]

Rayman Arena

 

[Death]

Ace Combat 4: Shattered Skies

 

[Death]

Go suck Ganon's d***(is that a banned word)? That's what my friends says when I infinite shine combo him to death.

 

[Marthby87]

Donic attacks me but I dodge his attack. I take out Tonberry's Chef's Knife (from the FF series) and stab Donic to death. I no longer need the Chef's Knife so I throw it at the next poster...

 

[Death]

As it's hurling past me, Sonic someone comes from the dead and catches the knife. He throws it to me wich I pocket and I throw Link's Great Fairy Sword at the next poster.

 

[ShadowAssassin]

I go into bullet-time and then I jump up and kick it at the next poster.

 

[Death]

Look, i was just being sarcastic. Forgot the </sarcasm> to put in. I guess people don't really know when something is sarcastic. (Don't take that offensively Cloud )

 

[Death]

I ctach it and throw it again.

 

[Death]

The nukers get nuked. Hello SWF

 

[ShadowAssassin]

Man, this thread is constanty attacked with posts of sarcasm and blasphemy.

 

[ShadowAssassin]

The new nukers cause Global Warming which causes a new ice age which freezes them to death.

 

[Death]

Nah really?! Of course it is. It's the conversation game! What do you expect? And yes I like to be sarcastic.

 

[ShadowAssassin]

Kirby

 

[Superbus]

Super Mario Kart

 

[ShadowAssassin]

Starcraft:Shadow of Space (mod for original Starcraft)

 

[Gaiagamer]

Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem

 

[Gaiagamer]

Yoshi

 

[ShadowAssassin]

I use the super rule breaking token and then I grab ball and run around the tree 3 times. Everyone else in the game has to sing the "I just got owned" song

 

[ShadowAssassin]

No your not because the Crypts are now a fan club for Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.

I am cool because I talk L33t

 

[Creature_85]

I just got owned
My chance for the win is blown(d)
I'm going to loose the game cuz
I just got owned.

After singing that rediculously pointless song, I then grab the Calvinball from you and hide it in Yugoslavia. Then I hide in a gopher hole.
(There are rules in Calvinball, but they can change at any moment. So you can't use "there are no rules" as an argument. Just change the rule)

 

[The Evil Sausage]

That's not cool be cause it's not the language of CHAOS!



I'm way cool because i went to the carnival today and never puked.

 

[The Evil Sausage]

I use the "Calvinball Magnet Zone" which gives me about 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 points and gives me the ball so i go and score 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 more points. And you all have to sing the bowing to chaos song. It goes like this: Chaos owned me, he's a sausage, and did i mention he rules everything. He's the best Calvinball player, and he will kill everyone. BOWING TO CHAOS! Btw my nickname is chaos :D

 

[cheeseguy]

You're not cool because you didn't actually do anything except sit on a bench and cry.

I'm cool because I'm a ninja.

 

[Marthby87]

Oh my... I can't believe some people thought I was being serious about the "Everyone LOVES golf, though." post. Golf sucks...but ghetto golf is a different story!

 

[Marthby87]

You're not cool because you're not this ninja!

I'm cool 'cause I like to read the Naruto manga.

 

[bluelion20]

You are not cool, because you read. Reading is for losers, stop reading.

I am cool because I lie about reading books, but I still get full credit for it.

 

[bluelion20]

Please, what is ghetto golf? Do they shoot the ball instead of using a club?

 

[Marthby87]

Quit lying! No way! You mean you haven't heard of ghetto golf?! It's exactly like golf...except it's ghetto...er and much more fun! :o

 

[Venom Dream]

It goes like this!
Chaos owned me!
He's a sausage!
And did i mention he rules everything!
He's the best Calvinball player!
And he will kill everyone!
BOWING TO CHAOS!
Btw my nickname is chaos!

Then I played the Calgary Flames Willium Hung remix, and everyone loved it so much they gave me the ball, and THEY have to sing the song - It goes like this:
The way they move, they move,
Drives me crazy,
'Cause they go to the playoffs and they fight like Ali,
They going to make Stanley Cup history!
(P.S. This is an actual song)

 

[Venom Dream]

Riiiighhhtt... so, umm, what letter comes next?

 

[Vinnie275]

I turn my kahns into scientists and together we disprove infinity and tear apart the theory of relativity.

So therefore I have all the points and no points, the rules are all there and the rules are all gone.

Nirvana comes up from behind me and I jump on it and ride it to get the ball, and grab it.

And then I lose. And then I win as well. And tie.

And calvin ball is currently in balance because everything and nothing is one.

MYAH HA HA HA HA buddhist style pwnin463

 

[Marthby87]

Tch...how the heck should I know? I'm gonna go play ghetto tennis now....

 

[Vinnie275]

metroid zero mission

 

[Vinnie275]

You are not cool because you'll fail your college midterms like that.

I am cool because I win donut eating contest without puking. And set school records finishizzishle

 

[ultimaiq2]

The sun moves closer too the earth making it warm enough.
Beat the friendly sun.

 

[ultimaiq2]

I jump into my timemachine and travel back to when the second post on this thread where made, then I simply steal the calvinball and everything that happened in the future is changed and I now have all the points collected so far.

 

[ultimaiq2]

It hits my Dark-Phantom-armor-plate and I take 1Hp damage, then I throw a monkey (FF-X2) at the next poster.

 

[choknater]

Oh, what an accomplishment! But it's not waffles. You lose.

I'm cool because it seems as though Zapdos has lost.

 

[Gaiagamer]

Nickelodeon: Party Blast

 

[ultimaiq2]

You are not cool if you think badly of Zapdos275.

I am cool because im going to a tournament.