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[Hawaiianbum007]

anything better than a buket of water and too tablets used to sothe upset stomachs.


Why cant there be more DK games?

 

[Cerebrate]

There can be more. It's just that everybody's still busy collecting everything in DK64.

Speaking of DK64, why does it have so many items to collect?

 

[Cerebrate]

Puddle of Mudd: Nobody Told Me

 

[Zootematix]

^Just got a warning for posting pointless spam. He broke two rules. Not posting 20 words, and by posting <, \/.

Make sure you follow the rules for each specific topic.

 

[Lanky_F]

the Beatles: Eleanor Rigby

 

[Team_Xtreme_666]

Is a Wario fan

 

[ECVlion]

I would have no expensive stuff, except for a big house.

If I were Falco's chicken...

 

[Bazooka Lucca]

Cold Play: Yellow

 

[Bazooka Lucca]

Are those sentences with just a question mark at the end?

 

[Bazooka Lucca]

G- game over - Happens when you loose in any single player mode. (except for event mode - not sure though)

 

[Ticadrius]

Nevada Eradicates Vampires' East Residence

UNFINISHED

 

[Ticadrius]

Wings: With A Little Luck

 

[RichBrown]

the atmosphere burns out the meteor.

 

[Team_Xtreme_666]

Ridley --- Bowser --- Kammy Koopa --- Paratroopa --- Birdo --- Shy Guy

 

[Major_Ace]

I'd be cooked by the Cournel ( KFC)

If i was Mr.bean...

 

[Zootematix]

Shy Guy ~ SMB2 ~ Toad

 

[Major_Ace]

Too much Co2 kills the atmosphere

 

[Major_Ace]

Princess Toadstool -- Mario - Luigi

 

[Major_Ace]

Under Noell's Fine Ill norotic ill super hot ecoli drednaught

D-E-C-I-D-E-D

 

[Falco's chicken]

Because Nintendo dont want us to wait for the next DK game; now there's no hurry...

Why does DK look so stupid?

 

[psychicpuff]

Dancing Erected Condoms Incinerated Donuts Emminently Death

SPIRITLANCE

 

[psychicpuff]

Plants adsorb the CO2, turning it to O2.

 

[Metroid Killer]

My cat inhales O2 and turns it into CO2

 

[Zootematix]

A pyromaniac sets MK's cat on fire. (me )

 

[Limey]

Well good god! He's a moderator! Well, thats pretty cool! He also has a really nice custom title. Mmmm, bacon... His name: RareWarex2, Nintendox1.

 

[Limey]

Luigi -> K. Rool (both green) -> Krunch

 

[Major_Ace]

Mario with his water pump toy in mario sunshine kills pyromaniacs :D

 

[Limey]

A big bomb will sort Mario out...

 

[Major_Ace]

Bug's bunny will put out the bomb with his fingers like he always does in his cartoons

 

[SuperSpy]

Severed Peices In Right International Theatres Lying Aboard Nice Crappy Extra-terrestrials
SMASH

 

[Major_Ace]

SMASH: Stupid monkey *** shaving hero's

COMPUTER

 

[SuperSpy]

because nobody likes his games. and he is hairy, stinky, and stupid.
Why is Diddy Kong annoying? you know, like Slippy.

 

[SuperSpy]

I wouldn't talk and have some unknown nationality. (Russian?)
If I was a Super Famicon sold as a PS3 that someone would actually fall for...

 

[Major_Ace]

Because he tags along and never goes away, he is like a baby.

why are wario and mario rivals?

 

[Major_Ace]

I wouldn't be that much of a gamer because i would know what a famicom looks like

If i was msn messenger

 

[SuperSpy]

Because they have the same name only the "M" is flipped over.
Why doesn't luigi have the cape attack like mario? he has a cape too in Super Mario World.

 

[Major_Ace]

The programmers didn't want him to resemble mario too much so they gave him some funny rocket move which kicks butt ( might i add )

Why does Mario always have an -a? in his accent? i know al ot of italians and they don't do that :D

 

[Major_Ace]

Krusha - Krusher - Clap Trap

 

[SuperSpy]

because Mario is a fictional, Italian. right, Italian-American.
Why was Conker's Bad Fur Day rated "M"?

 

[SuperSpy]

I wouldn't be used that much.
If I was a hairy stranger...