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[Ace(Fox)]

I catch Death. And I ask him to do a favor for me. He agrees and goes and wakes up Dale because he is obviously deaming if he thinks he could that to me. ( and let it known that I simply tried to help Dale by telling him of his spam in the ruler of the land game before he got a warning from a mod).

I fire my blaster at the next page, hoping it will hit Dale and he will snap out of it because I did nothing. He just claims to not like me. Some personality, eh!

 

[Death]

Hence the name" SUPER Smash Bros."
How come Zelda gets horny for Falcon?

 

[soroush123]

I use my reflector to bounce it at the next poster.

(Ace, Dale, please get over it. There is no need to do this just because of a dumb grudge. Just apoligise and get it over with.)

 

[Mic_128]

Because Link was sealed away in the Light world for 7 years.

Why can't you just stay on the revival platform and fly around and fight on it?

 

[SilvenswordsmanX]

IGNORE THIS POST!!! I couldnt delete it for some reason...

 

[Death]

Becuz Falcons been sculpting it with his helmet. Sheik allowed him, but Falcon took advantage.

Why does sheik have a chain?

@ Mic_128: Becuz Master hand needs them back to get horny with.

 

[Ace(Fox)]

I take the hit just say that I'm sorry. It makes sense. Nobody likes to watch other people hold a grudge when they are trying to play the game (I think...). Though I have reason to believe that I'm going to get hit with some remark about how I caved first making me a loser or something.

I use my dash attack to launch myself at the next poster.

 

[Mic_128]

I catch fox, grab his blaster and throw it at the next poster.

 

[SilvenswordsmanX]

Well duh...Sheik is a freak. She likes to do bondage sex with guys and girls alike...Gosh shes HOT!!!

Why does Sheik have such a nice butt?

 

[Death]

I catch the blaster and keep it for another time.
Then I pull out a bob-omb and throw into the air at the next poster.

 

[Ultima Nightmare]

I grab the blaster and shoot the next poster.

BTW, you two should really stop this flame war, or you will have to suffer the consequences.

 

[Death]

Wasnt that answered? Cuz Falcons been sculpting it. And so has link with his boomerang. Goota go.
Oh. How come Sheik wraps her chain around Falcons head and anals him?

 

[Mic_128]

Because she's got a high poly count.

SilvenswordsmanX, Death, watch your posts. Clean them up or Tic will ban you.

Why can't Zelda float like Peach?

 

[Mic_128]

I catch the bomb and throw it at the blast laser. Kaboom!

I throw the word Kaboom at the next poster.

 

[Death]

Did we double post or somethin? She cant becuz Link hasnt been giving her enough love to float in the air.

 

[Death]

I... I run for my life while KABOOM"D is the next poster.

 

[Dale]

I grab the gun and try to eat it but..OH NO5! IT GOES OFF IN MY MOUTH. As I'm lying on the ground in pain, realizing what a stupid idea that was, it starts to rain. But, it's blue rain and I start running in circles because I have no idea what it means. I end up tripping on a red shell, which goes and hits a green shell which goes and flys off at the next poster.

btw, SS4Ricky brings up a good point about me, "Someone sorta bumps into you so you throw them to the ground." I know it sounds childish but I don't seem to mind, Ace(Fox) you had no reason to PM me in the first place, whether it was to be helpful, insightful, intuitave, gregarious, efficacious, contributive, pragmatic, cacophonous, protective, or even neighborly. You do not know me. You do not need to tell me when I'm spamming.

 

[CloudKid2k4]

Roy

 

[Ace(Fox)]

I run from the green shell thinking it is a red shell. but stop and laugh once i see that it is only green. As I'm laughing I get smacked by the shell. (Duh, I forgot to move!) My teeth go flying to the next poster.

P.S. See what I mean. You couldn't just say sorry. If you think about it the only way to make freinds is to try to help or be freindly. Does this mean that you have no freinds because you want no freinds... of course not. Come on, can't you just be a man and say sorry... I did.

My reason was to make freinds, and freinds help freinds. Why don't you like making freinds? That should be what this board is all about.

 

[soroush123]

I summon the tooth fairy to catch them and throw them at the next poster.

P.S. Guys, IT'S OVER!!!!! Cut it out.

 

[Ace(Fox)]

I catch all the teeth back in my mouth. Grab a Mr.Saturn and through it at the next poster.

P.S. I understand, as of now I am done.

 

[Dale]

I grab Mr. Saturn and hold him as a hostage. I yell that I will throw him off Corneria. No one listenes, so I do and he plumets to his doom into the city...thing. I throw "G" at the next poster. You know, "G" from House of the Dead 2

"There was nothing we could do"

 

[Dale]

Yoshi's too obvious, Yoshi's too obvious........Young Link!

lawl

 

[ultimaiq2]

I use my Norwegian made flamethrower to make a flame circle around me wich guards me against the "G", but I soon realize that the flamecircle is growing smaler and smaler as it burns thowards me. As smart as I am I just jump out of it, but I jump to high and hit a Swedish plane wich will crash right where the next poster is.

 

[ultimaiq2]

Hmmmmm? no question? I think I will answer mic_128s question.

Because she runs out of MP so fast that she only floats 0.0000002 seconds.

Why did Zelda steal all of Links magic stones? (like Din's fire)

 

[bluelion20]

Kongo Jungle

 

[MewtwoMaster2002]

Red for 20. 1:30 seconds

 

[Dale]

-10 Blizzard, no reason

 

[teflon_climbers]

For a bit we've been chatting about Ziki, and before that Cartoons! But now lets talk about a watch!

 

[teflon_climbers]

My ROCK stuffs your flamethrowers pipe hole. All gone!

 

[CloudKid2k4]

Electrode

 

[CloudKid2k4]

Game and Watch is cool. Ever wonder what he would look like in 3D?

 

[Afrotaki]

-10 Buttmonkey's Tantrum, because, grow up, Donkey Kong ~ DOWN FOR THE COUNT

Bowser ~ Bowser Bomb (30)
Dr. Mario ~ Dr. Tornado (20)
Ice Climbers ~ Blizzard (30)
Mario ~ Mario Tornado (40)
Mewtwo ~ Disable (20)
Ness ~ Psi Magnet (15)
Roy ~ Flaming Counter (30)
Samus ~ Bomb Jump (40)
Young Link ~ Small Bomb (40)
Zelda ~ Transform (25)

 

[CloudKid2k4]

Time Machine (PC game i saw at my friends house)

 

[ultimaiq2]

My hammer crush the rock.

 

[SilvenswordsmanX]

At first the stones were meant for Zelda. Link stole them. Zelda just wanted them back for the Super Smash Brother Melee Tournament. Dont worry she will give them back to Link whenever he needs to save her again...

Why cant Ganondorf use his Sword?

 

[Omnigamer]

A couple termites, and all your hammer is is a lead weight...

SIG!

 

[Ticadrius]

Don't look now, but the topic title is VIDEO GAME ITEMS. I notice a lack of consistency with this. If it continues, I will close this thread. Keep it topic-related, thank you.

 

[Ticadrius]

Because Tic stole it to ban members who post inappropriately.

What will be the favorite Melee character of the next person to post inappropriately and suffer consequences that result in the closing of this thread and very negative personal consequences?

 

[Maruiniq]

er... Samus?
(it would suck if this thread got closed...)

Why doesn't link/zelda/sheik get an ocarina to use? And if they did, what would it do?