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[ultimaiq2]

This guy is trying to do a flip, but as you can see he wont make it.

(half a hour search)

Find me a picture Dark Link.

 

[ultimaiq2]

Because then Peach would have gotten mad, and would have Mario thrown into prison, she is the prinsess after all.

Why can't I beat my friend in smash when I give him 9 to 1 in handicapp?

 

[ultimaiq2]

With my oversized IQ I quickly make a plan on how to evade whatever that is thrown at me, but then I see a quarter on the ground, so I bend over to pick it up and evades it. I put my quarter into a slotmachine and win 2 dollars wich I buy a rock from a kid outside. I then throw the rock throgh a window and steal a bowlingball wich I throw at a old lady that is hurled with the bowlingball at the next poster.

 

[Bahamut]

A collection of sprites from the original Shadow Link.

Find me . . . a body of water that has been changed a strange color from human intervention (dye, pollution). The wierder the better.

 

[Maruiniq]

i can turn invisable, but only when no ones looking...

find me a pciture of the 87th # pokemon in the FIRST pokemon

 

[soroush123]

I sidestep it and go to my house. I then come out and throw my PS2 (GC is too important to waste) at the next poster.

 

[SNTRL]

Uses bullet time to catch the PS2 and sell it since i have one

*Then i throw Otto(form rocket power)a the next poster*

 

[cheeseguy]

-1 Mewtwo...NOTDEADYET
-9 Pichu...DEADYET

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Grab my home-run bat and smack otto away.

Then I accidentally let go of the bat and it flies at the next poster.

 

[Ms. Pac-Master]

*I take the bat and hit Chaoser with it*

Chaoser: OW OW! Why are you doing this to me?!?

Ms. Pac: Because when I threw Flatzone a page back you mistook it for Final Destination!

Chaoser: Oh! Is that all?

Ms. Pac: That and I need to vent...

*I rip off Chaoser's face and throw it at the next poster*

 

[SNTRL]

*While screaming in pain*
I get hit wit my well..face and take it to a surgeuon to put it back on.

Cha:Ok thats better.

*then i throw Hyrule Castle at the next poster*

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Run around in circles screaming in blind panic. Then the castle lands on me.

I use my super saiyan strength to lift it up and hurl it to the next poster.

 

[Mic_128]

Well, I'll be. Something DID crawl in here and die!

 

[SNTRL]

Dude!....you just suck


Why is Link the fastest character?

 

[SNTRL]

*Uses Alakazam to transport the Castle back to its rightful place*

*And order him to throw a Gyrados at the next poster*

 

[SNTRL]

yo-yo

 

[Mic_128]

Yoshi's cookie

 

[Mic_128]

Gambling debts take away their coins and then the loan sharks break the bros legs.

 

[SilvenswordsmanX]

Because Fox, Marth, and Captain Falcon got tired of running so fast and they gave the power to Link so he can be cursed with super fast running forever and ever and everrrr. Its sad...he can hardly "WALK" to the kakariko village shop anymore.

Why does Bowser run like a racecar and he doesnt have any wheels on his feet?

 

[Mic_128]

Because somewhere there's a race car out there that drives like bowser and doesn't have feet on it's wheels.

Why does the game reset if I press the reset button?

 

[Mic_128]

This Toilet paper
is so soft on your rear
you use it always

Write about twisting.

 

[SNTRL]

Because pushing the start button only freezes the fighters

Why can't we get into those cars in race?

 

[soroush123]

Evil Dead, Fistful of Broomstick

 

[SilvenswordsmanX]

BECAUSE THERES NO "RACE" MODE

Why doesnt Fox have a spike like Falco(im talking about hair!)

 

[SNTRL]

Kirby Air ride

 

[SNTRL]

Cause Fox is jealous of falco's popularity and decide to make his moves a lil different.

Why does'nt Y.Link get stronger after drinking milk?

 

[SilvenswordsmanX]

I was talking about Falco's hair, you know the spike he has on the top of his head? but who cares I'll just re-ask, if its allowed?

Cuz BIG Link tampered with Y.link's milk so it doesnt have any calcium. Link's fear of Y.link being stronger has no possible chance of coming true now...

Why doesnt Fox have a spike like Falco(im talking about Falco's hair!)

 

[Maruiniq]

-3 off pikachu (DEAD!!! DEAD DEAD DEAD!!! DEAD! DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD!!!)

-7 off ness

 

[SNTRL]

-5 off of Dr.Mario's Tornado
-3 off of Bowser's BB
-2 off of Pichu's TB

 

[Maruiniq]

Tom Nason

 

[Dale]

A little too easy perhaps?

Dewgong-gong-gong!

Find me a picture of the Beirgarten at Epcot

 

[Dale]

Nichelle Nichols

 

[Ace(Fox)]

oops! Samuel L. Jackson

 

[Mic_128]

Because it's not a spike, just a loose feather.

Why does link have suck a stuck-up taunt?

 

[Dale]

But Alakazam says "Screw you biotch! I ain't doing nothing till I get paid." And Chaoser cries because he has no money. I really like what I see so I pull out my Master Ball to capture this spunky Alakazam. He may serve me well one day.

And while I'm skipping along I accidently drop my Wailmer Pail. It goes rolling down the hill to the next poster. (And don't dodge it like my NCAA bracket, at least use it. I hate setting up something oddly funny and have it never even mentioned by the next person)

 

[Ace(Fox)]

I kick the crappy bucket. But it poppes up and hits me in the face. Ouch!

Next I borrow some of the 1400 or so gil that Caoser has and throw it at Dale. "What do you mean he doesn't have any. He's got way more that you. Duh!" It bounces off of Dales face and to the next poster.

 

[Bahamut]

Lots of fat, happy, ripped-off tourists.

Find me . . . the eyes of an animal that have two different iris colors (i.e. one eye blue, the other green, etc.)

 

[bluelion20]

ecco the dolphin

 

[bluelion20]

octorok

 

[bluelion20]

Ziki Maligna? Strange name. Well, most of the time I use "your" but over AIM or MSN I usually use "ur" because its faster. Or when I'm immitating people with god awful grammar.