King Genius XIII
Smash Lord
I bragged to you about stealing the wavebird? Why on earth would I do that? NO ONE, NOT EVEN YOU, IS SO STUPID AS TO BRAG THAT HE IS GOING TO STEAL SOMETHING, AND ESPECIALLY NOT i! The fact that I am from Chiiskøtter land should be enough to prove that I'm innocent. And everyone else is saying it was you, so I bet it was! There are too many witnesses, you cannot get away!