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[Tanooki Suit]

Edit - Ugh! Too Slow!

Fighting wireframe team beats fighting polygon team, because of their obvious, visible hearts. Those things have power, baby, and they're pumping fighting team blood through those wirey veins! The polygons won't know what hit 'em

[disregard this

My money's on the headphones. The chicken will clearly wear them, because they are so cool, and then, when the chicken crosses the road, he won't hear the car coming, and he'll be squashed. The headphones will emerge unharmed.

But why did the chicken cross the road, you ask?

To get to the other side!]

How about my 25 page English paper on Emily Dickinson vs. my 10 page Sociology paper on race and the death penalty.

 

[Rock Man X]

<Thanks ^ for such a kind remark. <Will be ^'s friend.

 

[Holy Sock]

Tanooki Suit, edit your post.

Edit: alrealdy done, I'll post this battle next time

Next Battle: An actual Paintballer Vs. some dumb kid with a Brass Eagle Talon (Paintball Gun) who uses it to paint houses and cars like an immature jerk.

edit: 400 posts and everyone wants to kill me! BOO-YAH!

 

[Rock Man X]

The actual paintballer because the kid is too immature and inexperienced to fire the gun on purpose.

Nintendo vs. Capcom

 

[Bob Omb]

I dont know who you are accusing of breaking the CD, but it has to be Link in Park and theres no other excuse. I didnt even know I had an mm hangun, but thats probaly because LIP stole hoping Id notice and say "hey, wheres my handgun" and then everyone would think I shot every one who "knew" I did it (which I didnt) and hid the gun and acted like I didnt know about it so I could convince everyone that I didnt use.
So it was Clearly the Setter-Upper of the whole jig. I spent so long hypothosizing that, now watch someone use it against me.

 

[Holy Sock]

Nintendo because Nintendo could buy Capcom out

Next Battle: An actual Paintballer Vs. some dumb kid with a Brass Eagle Talon (Paintball Gun) who uses it to paint houses and cars like an immature jerk.

 

[Bob Omb]

The mods team up and go the paintball feild outside X's house and beat the crap out of Holy Sock.

 

[Rock Man X]

(See above ^ and omit my last matchup)

My big toe vs. a gas pedal

 

[Holy Sock]

I now know you didn't shoot the Metroid Prime Game because there was evidence foir you that worked.

To sum it up. I will say that a bird's screeching cause TBC to fall off a cliff.

if this means I get to make up the next problem, here it is.

OK, WHICH ONE OF YOU JACK@$$es ATE THE LAST SLICE OF PIZZA?

 

[Holy Sock]

Rock Man X's big toe would push down the gas pedal and that would defeat the gas pedal.

Next Battle: A psycho with a machine gun Vs. a Homicidal maniac with a shotgun

 

[Rock Man X]

It was King Genius XIII. He has a suspiciusly suspicious "Who, me?" look on his face!

 

[Rock Man X]

The homicidal maniac would win because he'd be more likely to intentionally kill the psycho then vice-versa. Besides, he's got a shotgun...

Beavis vs. Butt-Head

 

[Holy Sock]

I would retaliate and paint them all with aTippmann H*ll Hound

 

[Soccer-Fan]

20 on Ness!:D :D :D

 

[Holy Sock]

Butt-Head. He would fart from his "Butt-Head" (Lame@$$ pun intended solely to piss you off!) and from his @$$ to knock out
Beavis.

Next Battle: An army of Russian Mercenaries Vs. James Bond

 

[Rock Man X]

The Russian Mercenaries would win because they deserve a chance. James Bond has won too many armies single handedly I tell you...

Jack Skellington vs. Edward Scissor-Hands

 

[chan]

Ouch!...30 points on C. Falcon.... INVINCIBLE!!!! :starmen:

 

[t^grun]

<is happy that ^ is now his friend so now < is one friend closer to being popular. < is now in a very good mood

 

[FoxIllusion]

1.C
2.True,False
3.???
4.MARVEL vs CAPCOM 2

 

[izdabombz]

^Doesnt come here very much, has recently came back after a break and is being dragged in to the multiple arrows.

Hey people, its called "The Person Above Me" game, not the anyone esle, Dont need no < >< >>>. I just have to say that cause its getting confusing and stupid.

 

[Rock Man X]

^Makes an excellent point. Has lots 'o' posts compared to n00bs.

 

[the_7th_age]

150 on C. Falcon

 

[t^grun]

Edward Scissorhands because he is really cool and he is Johnny Depp not that that has anything to do with anything


Michael Jackson v. Tommy Lee Jones

 

[t^grun]

i would defeat whatever that is by singing with a karaoke machine


my 100th post!!!

 

[Rock Man X]

Tommy Lee would win because he has wig-splittin' weapons in MIB2 and Zed won't even let Jackson join the MIB so he has nothing to defend himself. Not to metion that his skin is falling off his face.

Magma Dragoon (Mega Man X4) vs. Ryu (Street Fighter)

 

[Yoshi]

^ Has a unique avatar of Mega Man (Rock Man), and as quite a few posts.

 

[Rock Man X]

^Is happily staring at something off in the distance due to the way Yoshi looks. Probably watching something that seems to get his attention. ::wink wink::

 

[Mic_128]

Must beat Tadara! n100 on captain falcon!

 

[Mic_128]

I'd unplug the machine

 

[Mic_128]

Why is izdabomb trying to get this topic closed?

 

[Mic_128]

You would be one of the most loathed people in the universe.

If you put your "u no what" in a computers A drive......

 

[Jango Fett]

65 points on Mario. Plz.

 

[saud]

65 on fox

 

[beanbean]

Because they're good.

What do Italians think of Mario?

 

[MillieQOF]

They think he is the pope, man! (Even if he's Nintendian, not Christian)

Why doesn't the Maximum Tomatoes heal all damages? -.-

 

[Mega Inkydog]

I'll bet 10 on Mario

 

[MillieQOF]

No, he never ate the pizza! He ate tacos! It was...
Rock Man X! I saw him being the last one to finish his pizza!

 

[Holy Sock]

But Rock Man X ordered a slice of Pizza for himself.
Mega Inkydog did it. There is pizza sauce all over his lips.

 

[Cpt. Falcon]

1. C

2. True, False

3. Gregg

4. Marvel vs Capcom 2

 

[Zootematix]

A newer member with both a custom title and avatar. Must have donated to the forums which is a good thing.

Welcome to SWF!