If the creature in the avatar of the person above you tried to kill you...

[Sol9000]

hire a hairdresser to cut this long hair.

I'd pick Meta Knight and Final Destination

 

[Lukingordex]

Told him he is not creative.

 

[smashfan666]

jump off him and watch as he falls into a bottomless pit

 

[Lukingordex]

throw a gas bomb when they make a show.

 

[Mari]

Stick Yoshi in one of his eggs and watch him roll down a hill.

 

[Jet300]

Throw a bomb.

 

[BirthNote]

Make him fight the Necromancer alone on the highest difficulty, who has added 50 more usable corpses to his collection.

 

[Mari]

Erase him from existance.

 

[BirthNote]

Tell Mario that pairing with Sonic is an insult to his reputation, and that both suck horribly when they collaborate.

 

[Scinn]

........ It's Rayman.... Fffffffffff.... Cancel his old t.v. Show again.

 

[Jim Morrison]

I would make fun of him for wearing shoulder pads to make him more buff.

 

[Mari]

Are you kidding me? Beg for mercy then throw her in a barrel!

 

[smashfan666]

oh, ****.

*beep beep, boop boop, bip* hello, operator? could you direct me to the residences of Bowser and Robotnik?

 

[Mari]

Warp them to Final Destination and have an epic battle with Link, Mario, Sonic and Chuck Norris.

@smashfan: Dude, your Funnnnnnyyy. Can you add me as a friend? Thanks!

 

[Lukingordex]

Call Dr. Neo Cortex to shoot them.

 

[Mari]

Grab that egg next to Yoshi and SMASHAMATIZE HIM!!

 

[Sol9000]

Grab that egg next to Yoshi and SMASHAMATIZE HIM!!

Remind Sonic of his blood-shed past *Holds up copy of 06*

 

[Mari]

SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!!! Ohmygod, ohmygod, ohmy...(Continues to have fangirl attack.)

Sonic: does anyone have a can of fangirl repelent? I miiiight need some...

 

[Jet300]

Make them fight each other.

 

[Veetaak]

Poke in it's eyes

 

[Lukingordex]

Tell her that the zombie nurses on the deadly games of Xbox360 are more sexy than her.

 

[Sol9000]

Tell her that the zombie nurses on the deadly games of Xbox360 are more sexy than her.

Hire Meta Knight

 

[Vox]

Turn off the spotlight and hope the Tails Doll gets lost in the dark...

 

[smashfan666]

lure it underground, then fire an enchanted arrow to sink it into a lava pit.

 

[KatCrane]

pull that black band thing over it's eyes or call Mario

 

[Mari]

Hmmm....GANONDORF!!!

 

[Lukingordex]

Tell them Crash Bandicoot is much more cool than the two together.

 

[Jasou]

Agree with the post above, because it is right.

 

[Jet300]

Shoot him.

 

[Jasou]

Hit him with the bat boss's slurp attack on insane mode for over 900 damage.

 

[Sol9000]

Hit him with the bat boss's slurp attack on insane mode for over 900 damage.

Can't Let You Do That, Star Fox

 

[rinisan]

use a water gun to shoot at him

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Press start + L + R + A.

 

[Jet300]

Get shizuo to beat the **** out of him.

 

[Sol9000]

Hate on Castle Crashers

 

[rinisan]

lure him to the lake n push him down into the water

 

[Muhti]

Seperate into two and kill them......with MAGIC

 

[Sol9000]

Seperate into two and kill them......with MAGIC

Time For The Big Guns! (One Internet if you can guess who's party this is)


And if that doesn't work, Send in Reinforcements!

Still not working? Too Bad! CHUCK NORRIS

 

[KatCrane]

Hard since he moves fast...

I guess I could just knock him out somehow...

 

[Jasou]

Kill combo her in melee with just knees on yoshi's story from the center of the stage. (it's sadly possible due to her floatyness -.-)