I play Melee

[Richard 89]

Hi! I'm Richard. I play melee with most of the characters and I even beat the game. Does anyone need help? I play on the controller by the way. I almost forgot, did you know you can change the music on a certain stage to another music track. For example: Hyrule music
to Fire Emblem music

 

[Corigames]

I'm from West Virginia, but am in the best melee place in the world, AZ!!!

That's about as relative as this thread is to smash.

 

[Witchking_of_Angmar]

Who doesn't play using a controller?

 

[Richard 89]

So need help?

So do you guys need help with melee? If so, I can give you some tips.

 

[Grandeza]

Yeah I need help wavedashing lol

 

[Richard 89]

I haven't heard of this.

I haven't heard of wavedashing, but I've heard of dashing and quite frequently I use dash moves all the time. When I think I'm in trouble because of an enemy up close, I quickly jerk
the analog stick left or right. When I dash back toward an enemy, I press A for a dash attack.
Other times I dash and grab onto a ledge.

 

[Grandeza]

I'm just joking I know how to wavedash, probably because I've had melee for 4 years...

 

[Gerbality]

is this thread for reals?

 

[Grandeza]

^^
sadly i think it is...

 

[Richard 89]

It is

yes! it's for real Gerbality. After all, I do take some things seriously

 

[Black Waltz]

inb4lock

hey man, i need some help with this **** called short hop double lazars. can u halp me pl0x?

 

[-Risky-]

How can I avoid Bowser's forward smash? My turkey's dry and I've tried everything

Please help!

 

[TheLake]

How do I double shine?
How do I moonwalk super far?
How do i gurantee a platform missle cancel?

 

[Richard 89]

Dodging Bowser's forward smash

To dodge Bowser's forward smash do a rolling dodge when you start to see signs of his forward smash. If it's already too late to do a rolling dodge, use your guard against the attack. Sometimes this may result in shield broken, if your shield is not fully reinforceable. This should help you out Risky.

 

[Witchking_of_Angmar]

To dodge Bowser's forward smash do a rolling dodge when you start to see signs of his forward smash. If it's already too late to do a rolling dodge, use your guard against the attack. Sometimes this may result in shield broken, if your shield is not fully reinforceable. This should help you out Risky.

I hope you know that that question was a joke.

Also, I'll be the first to tell you, because it's sad to see how people are laughing at you.

Anyway, here goes: you're bad at Melee.

It's true. Learn the advanced techniques first. You don't know that much about the game, from our perspective. Read the stickied guide to smash terms, and watch the Advanced How To Play videos.

We don't need help from you, and more likely you're the one that needs help, because you don't even know advanced techniques.

I hope you're not offended by this.

 

[Richard 89]

Double shine?

I've never heard of double shine! I've heard of double jumping and then using air attacks or air smashes, or performing special attacks while in the air or on land. I've never heard of moonwalking and I don't know anything about it. but I could help you guard against attacks in the air.

 

[Witchking_of_Angmar]

I've never heard of double shine! I've heard of double jumping and then using air attacks or air smashes, or performing special attacks while in the air or on land. I've never heard of moonwalking and I don't know anything about it. but I could help you guard against attacks in the air.

Again, please read the sticky about smash terms!

Until you do that, a lot of people will think you're trolling, honestly.

 

[-Risky-]

Anyway, here goes: you're bad at Melee.

We know you mean well Richard, but this is true ^

But it doesn't have to be, watch these videos, they should help you out

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n4s5yB7ZkE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiZLs2doK8E
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFmGIOcWdsM

If you take the time to learn these techniques, you'll look back on this thread and laugh

Good luck

 

[Grandeza]

Why start now when brawl comes out tomorrow? Just start Brawl and you'll be closer in the gap between skill levels of others.

 

[Richard 89]

But I can't

I don't have a Wii and plus I can't find any near me. So many people got their hands on it while it was still up in the $500 range

 

[Grandeza]

^^
he's trying to help you. Learn the advanced techniques from those vids he posted and you'll get twice as good or your money back lol.

 

[Andromeda]

So what? I've beaten All-Star Mode on Very Hard twice, but that doesn't make me good.

 

[hippochinfat!!]

How do I do my up B move?

 

[Richard 89]

So what? I've beaten All-Star Mode on Very Hard twice, but that doesn't make me good.

I was talking about not being able to find a wii. Smash bros Brawl comes out tomorrow
and I can't find a Wii in Wal mart in Keyser or the Country Club Mall in Cumberland

 

[Grandeza]

H0w d0 1 \_/n10cl{ 50n1c. 1 h34rd 17 h45 2 do w1th cr\_/3l m3l33 but i c4n't beat it s0 like how d1d u unl0ck h1m since u r t3h g0d 4cc0rd1ng 2 \_/.

 

[Richard 89]

H0w d0 1 \_/n10cl{ 50n1c. 1 h34rd 17 h45 2 do w1th cr\_/3l m3l33 but i c4n't beat it s0 like how d1d u unl0ck h1m since u r t3h g0d 4cc0rd1ng 2 \_/.

I didn't unlock Sonic. I can't do that unless I have a Wii. Also I looked for a wii in the Country club mall in Cumberland and in Wal mart in Keyser and I still couldn't find one. Super Smash Bros Brawl comes out tommorow and I want it so badly. You unlock falco in 100 man Melee, not Cruel Melee, and Sonic's on Brawl, not Melee

 

[Andromeda]

I was talking about not being able to find a wii. Smash bros Brawl comes out tomorrow
and I can't find a Wii in Wal mart in Keyser or the Country Club Mall in Cumberland

Smart guy huh? You stated in your post that you beat Classic Mode on Very Hard seven times before you edited it. And you edited it AFTER I posted my post. >_>

Oh, btw...

 

[Dogysamich]

I need a scrub to help me raise my post count!!

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THANKS!

 

[random smasher]

Can you give me some advice on chain grabbing?

 

[Witchking_of_Angmar]

I need a scrub to help me raise my post count!!

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THANKS!

I need to reply to a funny post to raise my post count!

THANKS!

 

[Richard 89]

Smart guy huh? You stated in your post that you beat Classic Mode on Very Hard seven times before you edited it. And you edited it AFTER I posted my post. >_>

Oh, btw...

Andromeda, I changed it because I added a little sarcasm toward Witchking, and then I thought: this isn't me , I am overreacting toward something stupid to argue over. Besides I'm a nice guy, not a jerk.

 

[NoVaLombardia]

10/10

This thread amuses me

I can't believe you guys are taking this for real

 

[Richard 89]

10/10

This thread amuses me

I can't believe you guys are taking this for real

Are you insulting my threads?

 

[Rampage]

This thread is hilarious.

HAR HAR HAR

 

[saberhof]

Who doesn't play using a controller?

correction he plays ON the controller =D...

I play on the controller by the way.

lol man you gotta catch up, everyone knows everything now and if theres something someone doesnt know, theres loads of threads about it...theres really nothing to help out...seriously...


take my word of advise, buy brawl...

 

[SFJake]

Are you insulting my threads?

I think they are more insulting "you".

If you really don't realize anything with all the posts posted to help YOU, you are, truly, an idiot. Sorry.

 

[Richard 89]

correction he plays ON the controller =D...



lol man you gotta catch up, everyone knows everything now and if theres something someone doesnt know, theres loads of threads about it...theres really nothing to help out...seriously...


take my word of advise, buy brawl...

I already said I don't have a Wii, and I can't find one in the Country Club Mall in Cumberland
or in Wal mart in Keyser! Why doesn't anyone understand that?

 

[saberhof]

that really doesnt matter, neither can i get one, just understand that you really cant help anyone at this point...

 

[Winston]

Have you looked at any of the videos posted at all?

Seriously, there's a whole world of melee you've never seen before.

(unless you're actually trolling ><)

 

[Pink Reaper]

Its the day before brawl comes out. Everyone here already knows everything. You suck. Go away. Im gonna sing a song now.


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