I need a long, hard single player to satisfy me...

[Superstarmario]

Wow, I hope it stays single. Lord knows it's hard enough. How much harder can it get? Maybe if I beat it the ejectulate the disk it will soften.

 

[Shadowclaw]

It will sure satisfy you. Why, Sakurai himself is already being satisfied by it. I can now play with my beam sword more intensely! This time it gets REALLY long! And we also have new poses to try with each character!
Also, These are just some of the items that intensify the slapstick nature of this game. You must master them all! Doesn't that excite you?

Edit: Oh, and also, some items seem to make your player even bigger! Some people claim they have "weird sizes shown"" in the last update. :O But be sure to grab your opponent for the best results. Else, you'll be missing all your blasts.

 

[kinghippo99]

i use super mushrooms to enhance my potency in single player

 

[Pyroloserkid]

Oh really? I just kind of warm up my genetalia first.


Oh wait, was I supposed to disguise that with a Smash Bros. reference?

 

[Geno_Fanboy777]

i agree

 

[kinghippo99]

indeed. i also slip mini mushrooms into the polishing gel of my enemies to shrink their beam sword

 

[Mr. Sunny Patch]

Blasphemy!!

 

[kinghippo99]

poppycok

10char

 

[FalcoChamp]

IT seems to me that every character will have a partner for story mode. Diddy and Donkey. Pit and Mario. Zelda and Peach. The story mode does seem pretty interesting though

 

[BlackKnight76]

IT seems to me that every character will have a partner for story mode. Diddy and Donkey. Pit and Mario. Zelda and Peach. The story mode does seem pretty interesting though

I love how not only does he not get it, but he gets the partners wrong...

Winner!

 

[FalcoChamp]

dude thats not wrong those partners have been confirmed

 

[Empy]

Hmm.. if we get the single player Red Stone wants so badly, it would be the first single player mode perfectly for online.

Also, I would like a record option for single player games, just to show that I can beat something hard.

 

[FalcoChamp]

Hmm.. if we get the single player Red Stone wants so badly, it would be the first single player mode perfectly for online.

Also, I would like a record option for single player games, just to show that I can beat something hard.

I would like the online for one player. Makes it easier to play with friends. That would be a really good idea

 

[BlackKnight76]

Um? Diddy and Fox? Kirby and Zelda (or whoever the rescued princess is?)

 

[Empy]

I would like the online for one player. Makes it easier to play with friends. That would be a really good idea

Actually, my comment had something to do with the internet being for p0rn, but you don't get this thread anyway.

 

[kinghippo99]

Actually, my comment had something to do with the internet being for p0rn, but you don't get this thread anyway.

stop being such a **** and say porn like a real man

 

[error_alt_delete]

looks like someone also noticed the titles wrong misslead,

I too want a good hard long lasting single player that will last me longer than 20min...
in the end I want a good satisfying release into my face for an explosion of joy.
I also will enjoy the metagame between bowser and peach, that will be a new fun experiance.

 

[ValiantVernon]

I think a good single player will be vital in this one for practice at least, but on the other hand it cant be to long due to the fact u will most likely unlock characters from playing single player mode like the other 2 smash games. If the game were to long then these characters would take way to long to get.

 

[joeysmash]

I think a good single player will be vital in this one for practice at least, but on the other hand it cant be to long due to the fact u will most likely unlock characters from playing single player mode like the other 2 smash games. If the game were to long then these characters would take way to long to get.

enough said

 

[Pyroloserkid]

kinghippo99, I just realized you quoted yourself when you said something about me.

I don't even remember this! =P


Also, the internet is for porn.

 

[kinghippo99]

it was on this thread actually. i have two computers. one for porn the other for whacking my smash balls

 

[Pyroloserkid]

Same here about the computers thing, but to mean they're one and the same.

 

[kinghippo99]

the first one is covered in spicy curry

 

[Pyroloserkid]

Spicy curry? What are you, a softie?

Mines SUPER SPICY CURRY.

 

[veil222]

I think a good single player will be vital in this one for practice at least, but on the other hand it cant be to long due to the fact u will most likely unlock characters from playing single player mode like the other 2 smash games. If the game were to long then these characters would take way to long to get.

Um... 'scuse me? I don't remember the exact unlock specs from melee, but the 15 min melee, the 200vs matches with mewtwo... I would MUCH RATHER have half the characters be unlocked through SE play throughs of 15 mins than spamming down b with DK on battle feild for the same amount of time. I'm gonna be playing SE at least 10 times through the first day I have the game in my hands. If you can't trouble yourself to play through that much content 10-15 times to get a new effing character to play it all again with.... then it really just seems like you aren't that motivated to get unlocks in the first place.

I want a 15-20 min SE *minimum*, and if we can play it through with variable story forks, and or use the unlock chars to go through it again, all the more worth it.

 

[FalcoChamp]

I want the adventure to be hard, but the challenges to get new characters to be obvious if you catch my drift

 

[Philosophize]

I find it funny how half the people on this thread are seriously trying to discuss the single player mode, and everyone else is just trying to make sex jokes.

 

[soviet prince]

lol at the title,

I say the story mode is going to be much better then it was in the past.

 

[kinghippo99]

i want peach

 

[Mr. Sunny Patch]

Epic story will hopefully keep me wanting more.

 

[Pyroloserkid]

I find it funny how half the people on this thread are seriously trying to discuss the single player mode, and everyone else is just trying to make sex jokes.

We're doing both you noob. And the people who make serious comments are often shunned.
By me.



Anyways, the only thing I care about for Brawl is seeing how many chicks I can get to come over to play with me.

 

[Paingel]

The single player of Melee just wasn't enough to "make it" for me. Sometimes it was so boring, I had to fake it a few times. I could always make it through at first, but after a few frustrating plays I just had to get up and leave. Now Melee is always calling me up and asking me why I don't come around anymore. It thinks that I don't love it anymore... and you know what? It's right. I don't. It doesn't satisfy my needs, and I don't need it any more. Bye, Melee! Time for me to find a new game.

Hmm... but I don't really think that just one game will be enough to make me happy. Nah, I'll definently need to play several games at once or else it just doesn't do it for me.

What I really want to do is... I wanna start off playing with Super Mario Galaxy... Let it get as deep as it can, you know, to feel the full length of it. While I'm going through the ups and downs of that game, I'd like to start playing a few more games on top of it.

Maybe I'll get a DS title like PW:T&T. Something smaller and easy to swallow. Just as long as it leaves a good taste in my mouth, it'll do me just fine.

Then I'll need a game like MP3. You know, something with a nice long climax in the end. It hurts a little to play it, but it really feels good after you get used to its hardness.

Ah, but I tend to play my games a little too rough. After three months of vigorously squeezing the wii remotes and rubbing the stylus, these games tend to get a little tired.

Hopefully by then Brawl will come out, and I'll be able to play it for many long and exciting nights. I just want a long, pleasureable single player followed by a climax that I can feel deep within me. Can a new game like Brawl really take me to new heights?

 

[Pyroloserkid]

You win.

Close this thread.

 

[kinghippo99]

It seems that Electrode just couldn't beat his ball hard enough to please Smart Bomb

 

[Shadowclaw]

It seems that Electrode just couldn't beat his ball hard enough to please Smart Bomb

Indeed, he failed to explode on Smart Bomb's face. I guess it's in part because he's getting older..

 

[Empy]

stop being such a **** and say porn like a real man

Pornography.

There you go lil girl.

 

[Rx-]

I don't think the single player function is really that important. If it doesn't satisfy you, then you are a needy person.

 

[Blackadder]

I just wanna say, everytime I see this thread on the bump, I ALWAYS think he wants a "long, hard"...something else.

Been bugging me for some time.
That is all. Keep talking about whatever this thread is about!

Leeeet!

 

[Paingel]

It's funny how someone will think that they have the WRONG idea about this thread... when in fact they actually had the RIGHT idea all along.

 

[kinghippo99]

i think he was sarcastic