I have Kidney Stones....

[JDM]

Don't know how I got them but I have them nontheless. I wish I had the swine flu instead.



My life sucks right now.

 

[Kira-]

I'm so sorry to hear that.

If you're ever in need of a favor, don't hesitate to ask.

I'm not sure what else to say. I was never good in these situations.

 

[Lovage]

they come out your urethra

 

[TheLifeRuiner]

I've always been scared of getting those.

I'm pretty sure my dad had that.

 

[Little England]

they come out your urethra

O_O

I'm too ignorant on the topic to know if you're lying or not...

*looks up kidney stones*

 

[JDM]

A kidney stone can be as small as a grain of sand to as big as 1in.(2.5cm) or larger. Sometimes a stone may leave the kidney and move down a ureter into the bladder. From the bladder, the stone passes through the urethra and out of the body in urine. See a picture of the urinary tract . Passing a kidney stone through a ureter or the urethra may be painless or it may cause severe pain. A kidney stone may cause other symptoms, such as blood in the urine (hematuria), pain when urinating, or a severe need to urinate.

 

[Little England]

wow..

How do you get them?

 

[JDM]

Probably by not drinking enough fluids.

I'm drinking a bottle that holds a gallon of water right now.

At least I got to miss school today and its just STAR testing for the next 2 days.

 

[joeplicate]

****


star testing is garbage

 

[TheLifeRuiner]

How did you find out?

Also wikipedia says there might be a relationship between it and too much vitamin C. maybe..?

i dunno

 

[JDM]

As I was about to eat my breakfest my lower back started to hurt like ****. So I went to the hospital, pissed in a cup, had blood taken out of me and I have to get an X Ray on my lower body tomorrow.

Fun stuff.

 

[Atlus8]

Probably by not drinking enough fluids.

I'm drinking a bottle that holds a gallon of water right now.

Water is underrated!

At least I got to miss school today and its just STAR testing for the next 2 days.

F**k, the whole STAR test (or Stanford 9 if you're old school) is g@y! The only upside is the we got out of school early!

 

[JDM]

I guess I'll just put all A's for my answers for star testing tomorrow and blame it on the Stones.

 

[Nasty_Nate]

This is what happens when you eat excessive amounts of asian food kids

(jk, but I know it has something to do with the foods you eat)

Yeah sorry to hear about that. What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Your **** will be strong like bull after

 

[Kouryuu]

You got this.

 

[SuperRad]

kidney stones are my biggest fear
what the **** dude im so sorry to hear this
=[

 

[pockyD]

i fear diabetes

anyway do you know if you have the huge crappy kind (where you're going to have to give birth to them) or the other kind (where you might not even notice that you've passed them, either straight up or after the dr blows them up)

 

[JDM]

Going to do X Rays tomorrow.

I took 2 long *** pisses today and I didn't see blood or feel anything.

I'm crossing my fingers.

 

[Naota21t]

hope you don't get the bad kinda kidney stones... those are terrible

its like the pain equivalent of giving birth as a male. **** is sooo bad. and they you hafto deal w/ the catheter afterwards.... ouch man.

i really really hope everything goes well.

kidney stones is my biggest medical fear.

 

[Kira-]

Wow Naota, I'm sure that's exactly what he wants to hear right now. In any case, is it possible to get surgery to remove them? Or is that unnecessarily expensive

 

[stabbedbyanipple]

I hope you get better JDM.

You got this!

 

[Naota21t]

iunno if u can just get surgery to take them out.

but regardless you still gotta deal w/ the catheter which sounds just as terrible v_v

 

[joeplicate]

wow ur dumb luis

catheters are designed to be less painful than kidney stones, you dumb

 

[SuperRad]

**** you guys are not helping JDM [or me] feel better

I read [because seriously, kidney stones are my biggest fear] that they can shoot lasers at kidney stones and break them up, making them way easier to pass.

 

[JDM]

I've always wanted to know how it would feel like being a woman.

The doctor said he's going to give me some drugs that can break down the stones when he finds out what type there are.

 

[joeplicate]

my biggest medical fear is dismemberment, followed closely by amputation

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krukenberg_procedure

 

[pockyD]

yeah there's also some weird stuff they do with sonic waves that can break them up and make it so you barely feel them going out

it all depends on the size/composition though

 

[The Greater Leon]

did anyone see the seinfeld episode where kramer had a kidney stone and went to the circuis, passed it in the bathroom and yelled so loud the tightrope walker fell off the rope and died?

 

[NeighborhoodP]

drink a LOT of water

 

[Ocean]

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[DanteFox]

Kidney Stones, eh?

This'll all eventually pass.


kekekekekekekeke.

 

[The Greater Leon]

i too have heard about using sound waves to break them up.

can you get a c-section?

 

[Grunt]

can you get a c-section?

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh.............
cut open his Uterus?

 

[The Greater Leon]

cut open his bladder

im not a doctor

 

[Grunt]

you could have just said that.
buuuuuuut that sounds way less fun than sound waves.

 

[The Greater Leon]

sounds way more fun than pissing out a sharp rock though

 

[LooksLikePit]

its like the pain equivalent of giving birth as a male

Remember to breathe

 

[Naota21t]

is grunt a girl?

and if so is she the girl in her pfle picture?

and if so....

sup ma'?

 

[pockyD]

they're "kidney" stones

 

[DJMirror]

hope that ya ok