I have Kidney Stones....

[-Rei-]

i don't know what to say either
but this sucks
if you need something don't be afraid to ask

you got this jdm

 

[HomeMadeWaffles]

dang...

jdm is cool people

i really hope you get better jdm

they say lots of lemon and water help(but u prolly know already know this)

jus try to stay positive.

 

[Atlus8]

So what's up?

 

[The Greater Leon]

So what's up?

JDM has kidney stones.

 

[Fabian]

(typing like atlus)
You know that comes out of your p3nis!

 

[Tee ay eye]

My parents got rid of their kidney stones by drinking olive oil or something.

I dunno, google it.

EDIT:

Never mind, my parents had gall stones.

There's still a few things on google about olive oil and kidney stones, though.

Dunno how true they are

 

[Grunt]

is grunt a girl?

and if so is she the girl in her pfle picture?

and if so....

sup ma'?

No.
No.
Lol.

 

[JDM]

Got the X Rays done today and the stones are pretty small. (Doctor said no bigger than 1mm thank god). It's still probably going to hurt once I **** that **** out but not that much. But the dumb thing is is that I have to use a strainer every time I take a piss to see if the stone came out and then send it to the doctors. I wonder what I'm going to do at school when I don't have my piss strainer with me...


It could have been worse.

And i'm also glad that I didn't get the hot as **** nurse doing my X rays(I had to pull down my jeans for it{don't worry I wasn't fully nude down there}) cause then I would have had a hard on.

 

[pockyD]

you plan to **** it out?

i recommend against that!]yes i know the body doesn't work that way

 

[The Greater Leon]

you should definitely **** it out!

and you should take your piss strainer to school! what an interesting show and tell!

and it could have been worse worse, you could have had a hard on with the dude doctor

 

[joeplicate]

(I had to pull down my jeans for it{don't worry I wasn't fully nude down there})

excellent use of brackets

 

[SuperRad]

I would've gone for square brackets, because they are the best. I use them when typing online instead of parenthesis because they are easier to hit and look cooler.

=]

 

[-Rei-]

ya i like [ ]
they are awesome

isnt it { [ ( ) ] } or some order like that

 

[pockyD]

: ]

 

[Naota21t]

jizzing out a kidney stone is the strongest idea i've heard in a while.

i applaude you.

 

[Noble-]

My condolences.

 

[mio]

That's too bad JDM, I'm really sorry to hear that.


Although I sympathize with your situation, I'm just glad it's not a disease, cancer, or something else that is life-long or terminal. Try to shed any fear of these kidney stones if possible, because the more fear you have of them, the worse your experience will be. However, I think it will make you a stronger person, and afterwards you'll be able to continue with your happy life. Good luck and I hope things get better for you soon.

 

[Vulcan55]

I don't think you can **** out a kidney stone. The vas deferens and that other tube/gland thingy the Prostate are both connected directly to the urethra, and since this guys' kidney stones are small, there is probably no chance of them getting stuck in there. And, even if it did, jizzing probably won't get it out if peeing didn't.


But, what do I know?

 

[DanteFox]

I don't think you can **** out a kidney stone. The vas deferens and that other tube/gland thingy the Prostate are both connected directly to the urethra, and since this guys' kidney stones are small, there is probably no chance of them getting stuck in there. And, even if it did, jizzing probably won't get it out if peeing didn't.


But, what do I know?

 

[Vulcan55]

Oh yeah, I forgot.

Just stack 3 stone-colored pills on top of your kidneys.

 

[Kira-]

glad it wont be too bad!

now lets play melee

 

[The Greater Leon]

ya i like [ ]
they are awesome

isnt it { [ ( ) ] } or some order like that

it goes like this (not that it matters [it kind of does {just kidding who would do this in real life}])

 

[joeplicate]

cornbeeef's doing it the math way

the other way is the english way

 

[SuperRad]

asian vs white people

 

[Fly_Amanita]

I just use nested parentheses.

 

[Nasty_Nate]

lmfao

JDM is one cool mother ****er to be jizzing out kidney stones

 

[Che_Lab]

lol i was just cruisin the pac west social forum when i saw this topic
my stepdad got this today rofl
hes had like 5 of them in his life =/
not 5 stones, 5 incidents with multiple stones.
sucks *** for him.

 

[pockyD]

why did you "rofl"

you're a bad person!

 

[-Rei-]

ya i was doing it the math way lol

brian: im not asian lol
im hispanic

 

[SuperRad]

shhh
just say you're filipino

 

[-Rei-]

lol k
theyre both brown

 

[mio]

ya i was doing it the math way lol

brian: im not asian lol
im hispanic

Hispanic means you're Spanish... I don't think you're from Spain. The general nationality for people of latin or spanish-speaking descent is "Latino".

 

[DanteFox]

from wikipedia:

"The terms Hispanic and Latino tend to be used interchangeably in the United States for people with origins in Spanish–speaking countries. Latino, from American Spanish, is used in some cases as an abbreviation for latinoamericano, "Latin American".[12] In some Hispanophone countries, Hispanic and Latino are not commonly used."

 

[pockyD]

Hispanic means you're Spanish... I don't think you're from Spain. The general nationality for people of latin or spanish-speaking descent is "Latino".

maybe if you were living in the 1700s

 

[tubes]

Saw this thread from the front page and was all like "oh god no!". **** sux dude but hey look at it this way. There are some people who shove **** down their **** as a fetish so it can't be that bad right?...I don't know wtf you do if the things an inch in diameter though I mean that's ****ing huge! Can that even come out or do they have to operate and remove it from your kidney?

 

[mio]

Also from wikipedia (a terrible source for sociological information btw):

"Hispanic (Spanish: hispano, hispánico) is a term that historically denoted relation to the ancient Hispania (geographically coinciding with the Iberian Peninsula). During the Modern Era, it took on a more limited meaning relating to the contemporary nation of Spain."

I am speaking from personal experience when I say that Mexicans, Cubans, Salvadorians, Peruvians, Costa Ricans, etc. do not identify themselves as "hispanics". Generally speaking, this is a term coined by the United States federal government as an umbrella term for all spanish-speaking nationalities. So while the United States might recognize it as the appropriate term, most people of those individual nationalities do not.

 

[Naota21t]

spanish = from spain
hispanic = from spanish speaking countries
latino = from latin american countries

 

[pockyD]

Also from wikipedia (a terrible source for sociological information btw):

"Hispanic (Spanish: hispano, hispánico) is a term that historically denoted relation to the ancient Hispania (geographically coinciding with the Iberian Peninsula). During the Modern Era, it took on a more limited meaning relating to the contemporary nation of Spain."

I'm pretty curious, what does the next sentence in the article say?

I am speaking from personal experience when I say that Mexicans, Cubans, Salvadorians, Peruvians, Costa Ricans, etc. do not identify themselves as "hispanics". Generally speaking, this is a term coined by the United States federal government as an umbrella term for all spanish-speaking nationalities. So while the United States might recognize it as the appropriate term, most people of those individual nationalities do not.

I think we're all americans here aren't we

 

[TheLifeRuiner]

I'm mexican :D

 

[joeplicate]

I'm mexican










no i'm not