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I have a problem

Yashichi

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I chew gum for like two (2) minutes before swallowing it and reaching for another piece, as if it were some sort of snack food. I've bit the inside of my mouth countless times and am fighting a sore on the inside of my left cheek at the moment. I have my gum budget under control. This has been an issue for so long that I can bite through iron, and regularly do so at work (I work with iron). Any advice?
 

Teran

Through Fire, Justice is Served
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Keep going until you can bite through the alloys used for bank vaults.
 

Doc Monocle

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Is this a riddle of some sort? Does the answer pertain to you having chewed and swallowed your 'gums,' and thereby avoided having to pay for gum, hence 'your gum budget is under control?'
 
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