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I have a dilemma... its not exactly bad, but...

Kaneco

Smash Rookie
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It's not a dilemma.

It means "Doesn't this get any better?". XD

Have sex on launch date and get the game tomorrow, simple. XD
 

Rominati

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Hope you dont get blue-balled fella.
Happened to me last week. Just bcuz a pretty female wants you over for the night doesnt always



=Teh SeXoRz,nookie,hot coffee,etc.
 
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Because girls are people. Unless that didn't occur to you. :ohwell:
I was joking. Unless that didn't occur to you.

But it is extremely illogical to turn down a night of sex with a beautiful french woman for a video game that you could play later on anyway.
 

DeltaWolf

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I was joking. Unless that didn't occur to you.

But it is extremely illogical to turn down a night of sex with a beautiful french woman for a video game that you could play later on anyway.
That did occur to me.


By the way, how do you know she wants to "snoo snoo" with you? Maybe she's expecting like a romantic date and then a kiss at the door :laugh:
 

DalzK

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Hope your not thinking about rejecting Brawl for the night...The girl can wait, Brawl is much more important..
 

Pharma

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Mate, bone the **** out of her, repeat it a couple of times, wake up and possibly go for another round if your up for it, raid her fridge and then go and get Brawl. Could be the best 48hours of your life.


Oh and i feel like getting an molten iron rod and creating a new oraphous for the next person to say something along the lines of "I am moral because I am Catholic and sex before marriage is the devil's temptation".
 

DeltaWolf

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Mate, bone the **** out of her, repeat it a couple of times, wake up and possibly go for another round if your up for it, raid her fridge and then go and get Brawl. Could be the best 48hours of your life.


Oh and i feel like getting an molten iron rod and creating a new oraphous for the next person to say something along the lines of "I am moral because I am Catholic and sex before marriage is the devil's temptation".
I am moral because I am Catholic and sex before marriage is the devil's temptation!

Lol I'm Orthadox but that didn't stop me :lick:
 

Sonic_VS_Mario

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If I were you I would make her suck my **** then I'd bone the ***** and when I'm done I would *** all over her face and make her say sexy stuff in French. Then I'd do it again when I wake up. Then I'd go get Brawl the next day.
lol did u make an account just to say that...
 

A2xA

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It depends how hot she is. Hot girl and sex > Brawl. I'm sorry guys, but it's true.

Snoo Snoo the Shiz out of her. :p
 
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That did occur to me.


By the way, how do you know she wants to "snoo snoo" with you? Maybe she's expecting like a romantic date and then a kiss at the door :laugh:
Sure. A kiss at the door.

Then a kiss in the hallway.

Then a kiss in the bedroom.

Then you're having sex.

THATS THE WAY IT GOES DOWN
 

Warlock*G

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Ok. So, here is the deal. I'm just killing time until I go to the EB release thingy or whatever, which is at like 10:00 pm. As of 8:40 pm EST, this gorgeous *FRENCH* female called me and wants me to come over and spend the night. That means 'teh sex', or as I like to call it 'snoo snoo' (free cookie for reference I.D.)

I told her I would come over after I got the game and let her know about spending the night.

So, the dilemma boils down to this question: all night having snoo snoo with a hott French chick, or all night playing sessy new Brawl?
She's French. Do her. :grin:
 

Brawler2008

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the answer is quite simple....
buy the game and have sex with it

you get brawl AND sex
every one wins

besides frenchy....






LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLO ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL!!!!!!!


I say get Brawl. Brawl won't stab you in your sleep.
 

maxieman

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well........

YOU HAVE NO TIME TO PONDER SUCH QUESTIONS! AS I HAVE JUST GRABBED A SMASH BALL!!

HAPPY MARCH 9th!
 

carumba

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you could try both at the same time...


you know with the immense amount of music one of the songs is bound to be a little provocative.
 

kr3wman

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Is she French, like, from France or French from some other unknown country?
 

kellerdood32

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you can play brawl anytime after, but you can also f#ck the girl anytime after, go with the game tell her youll snoo snoo? her tomorow, tell her your gonne pwn her vag with your 1337 skills and h4x. and when you sploog in her, say lol pwnt nub, then walk away to play more brawl
 

kellerdood32

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sex is overrated: coming from 14 year old virgin.

but i mean cmon wackin it is faster easier and you dont have to lie right to a ***** telling her youll call her tommorw, go with brawl man you can feck the frenchi later, besides im not into armpit hair
 

OnYourMark

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I don't like the way you're thinking...try putting the two together. ;)
....that's like George Costanza! he was eating while having sex.

Unless you're married, don't have sex with her. please...... your pureness is calling. God is calling.
 

Mr.Victory07

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well judging by the "which usually means sex", youve had sex with her before. But youve never played Brawl before. So if it was decent, go with the girl, if not, go with Brawl.
*looks at time* well its 2:30, chances are hes done it already. Guess typing all this out on a DS was a waste of time >.>
 
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