I feel bad lol

[forward]

So a little background to my story, I work at Baskin Robins (which is combined with a dunkin donuts, but that doesn't really matter). I scoop ice cream, make sundaes, and all that happy ice cream man stuff. Well we also sell ice cream cakes.

This lady comes in today and wants to buy a cake. She goes to the freezer and points at the cake she wants, "can you write on it?" she asks me.
"I sure can," I reply, "what would you like it to say?"
"Happy Birthday Jane" she said.
"No problem, I'll be right back." I then took the cake to the back of the store.

Let me tell you something, our cake decorator is the ****. She could decorate a ****** on a cake so realistic that you would **** it, than star in a movie called "American Cake." When she writes on cakes it's done in two seconds flat. That is not easy, decorating cakes is a skill, and even writing on them, which is simple enough can be a challenge.

To write on them you use these bags of frosting, which has a pointed hollow tip that you squeeze the frosting through. I got one and began to write on the cake, very slowly. Squeezing the tube with just the right pressure, guiding the tip smoothly, concentrating. Suddenly, I feel something falling off my lip. *Sluuuurp*............. but I was too late, I drooled on her cake.

"****," I thought to myself, "what do I do?" Luckily it didn't land on any of the writing, you couldn't really tell anything happened.. So I finished the writing, showed it to the lady before boxing it up, and sold it to her.

I don't think a little bit of "Forward Drool" is gonna hurt her, who knows, it might even make them good at smash!

 

[autobzooty]

holy crap

i'm not sure how to feel...

 

[Jam Stunna]

That's amazing. I thought I was the only person who drooled indiscriminately. My wife hates that I drool in my sleep.

I fell asleep on the bus once and woke up to a huge drop of drool running down my face. Talk about embarrassing.

 

[Junpappy]

I'm going to visit the Baskin Robins you work at, order a v@gina cake with a special message, and see if it helps me get better at Smash.

 

[Crimson King]

That's pretty horrible.

 

[Somasu]

Forward is too good.

 

[brawlpro]

Jane's hands probably move like a pro's now.

 

[iMichael]

lol This story is too good. With "Foward Drool" she may even be able to wavedash in real life or tech off a car if she got hit by one.

 

[KingJiggyWiggy]

lol I know you feel bad but don't worry, it is very rare that a person gets a disease off of saliva (if thats what your worried about).

So like this guy finishes his meal and pays for it up front. I make a minor mistake and he claims that I don't know how to count. I was friggin pissed. The guy comes later asking for protection from a criminal who is following him. Omg wtf is wrong with this *******.

 

[Jammer]

Well, you don't have AIDS or hepatitis or anything, right?

I often sort of stick my tongue out a bit when I'm concentrating really hard on something (like writing on a cake, although I've never actually done that), and sometimes it causes me to drool, too. I'll be reaching blindly for something in the dark, concentrating all my powers on finding the right book among similar-sized books, and all of a sudden feel a wetness on my chin, which falls onto my chest...

Actually, that happened just yesterday. Do you do that too, Forward?

 

[Zook]

I'm never eating cake again.

Thanks, forward.

 

[Gamer4Fire]

As long as you don't have any communicable diseases, it shouldn't be a problem. If you do, though, you may have just contaminated a bunch of kids.

 

[Gerbil]

Well, you don't have AIDS or hepatitis or anything, right?

They're safe from AIDS lol, AIDS can't be transferred via saliva. Anyways!

That's actually pretty awesome in my opinion... you should like.... find her a year from now, play her in Brawl, and see if she can match you. Chances are she's never touched the thing or even heard of it, but she could pull some sick combos lol.

 

[Livvers]

Hahaha. That's hilarious and awful.

I sometimes drool when I sort of daze out while watching someone do something. I almost did it in front of my boyfriend's family. Thank god I caught myself.

Back in high school, a kid in one of my study halls fell asleep and when he woke up, there was a drool puddle underneath his face the size of a splayed out hand. It was ridiculous.

 

[pikachun00b7]

I LOL'd.

forward, stop being so amazing.

 

[Kitten]

Pikachun00b7 is going to print this thread out and put it in his special forward memorabilia box.

 

[commonyoshi]

Maybe she was a spy like James Bond, and the cake was going to be delivered to the Taliban with explosives in it. Would that make you feel better?

 

[darkatma]

That's terrible ><

@ Jammer:
AIDS/HIV and Hep B cannot get transmitted by saliva
That's a common misconception that leads to common worrying D:
Anyways those diseases are transmitted by BBS:

Birth
Blood
Sex

So unless Forward was deep/french kissing the woman who had accidently bit a hole in her mouth beforehand, or if Forward was a vampire, then no, no HIV

 

[Jammer]

@ Jammer:
AIDS/HIV and Hep B cannot get transmitted by saliva
That's a common misconception that leads to common worrying D:
Anyways those diseases are transmitted by BBS:

Yes, yes, I know. I was just trying to think of some horrible diseases, and all I could think of were those two. I was going to use Streptococcal pharyngitis instead, but that just sounds stupid. I apologize for not being my usual accurate self.

So unless Forward was deep/french kissing the woman who had accidently bit a hole in her mouth beforehand, or if Forward was a vampire, then no, no HIV

Also, in my defence, it wasn't concretely established that forward didn't French kiss the woman. But I think I agree that forward is probably not a vampire.

 

[Endless Nightmares]

Just think of all the hairs and skin flakes that probably fall on your fast food when they're making it...it's the same thing really

>_>

I just made a bunch of people paranoid lol

 

[F8AL]

I want some of that cake now.

 

[choknater]

unnngggg gimme summa that sweetness

 

[Wak]

I can already see the people asking forward, in the next tournament, to get spit in their mouth... and the people around them wondering that the sh*t, forward just spit in a noob's mouth... it must be some mindgame or something

 

[forward]

It costs $10 (US) to have me spit in your mouth

 

[Mike87]

Its not like you took a **** on her cake or anything.

 

[McCloud]

That's pretty ballin.

I usually don't drool, but sometimes if I leave my mouth open long enough it just happens..

 

[Cereal Rabbit]

I'm never eating cake again.

Thanks, forward.

I will quote this for truth. Unless it home made.

 

[omfgomfg]

It costs $10 (US) to have me spit in your mouth

well you won't get any customers

 

[Jamal]

I am so calling your manager .

 

[F8AL]

I sure hope that she doesn't find out lol.

 

[omfgomfg]

it looks like i was wrong

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

This situation is win. Was it and old lady? It makes it so much guiltier when it's an old person...

When I was 11, I wen to the nursing home where my grandma works (She works there, remeber). I was sitting in her office drawing violent stick figure flip animations and this nice old guy walks in slowly. "You doing your homwork there son?" he says (He's all weak and old-person ish).
"Well I'm just"
"Cause if you do that, you won't be no dumb-bunny" (rofl)
"No Im just-"
"I've gotta tell your grandma you're bein so good like that" *Walks out of room*.
This just made me feel all weird.

 

[Bailey]

I feel bad kinda....

*BACKROUND*
I work at a Gamestop and on Christmas Eve and the day after Christmas the store is non stop business.

*Story*
In the morning we get shipment and we got 9 Guitar Hero III for the Wii. Also someone traded in a Guitar Hero III guitar. After about an hour or so we only have 4 left. I grab 1 and the Guitar that got traded in and headed towards the back so I can hold them for me later.

So as I am walking back a woman asks: "Do you guys have any used Guitar Hero III guitars?" I wait a second and say: "Nope, all sold out." She asks me what about that in your hand. I just reply it is a display box. LOL.

BUT THEN. I am about to clock out so I can buy the stuff with my discount and I go grab them. I put them out front behind the counter so I can just wait for the 2 minutes to go by so I can leave and buy them. As I am going to clock out an angry looking woman walks in and asks: "Do you guys have any Guitar Hero III for the Wii?" I reply: "Sorry ma'am all sold out." She points at mine that I put aside and says: "What about that??"

I just say: "Oh, that is mine." She started flipping out like "you are a *bleeping* *bleeper* and "you are ruining my child's Christmas!" I said back "Your out shopping on Christmas Eve for you child and expecting to get everything they want even if it is one of the hottest items out you ruined it yourself you bit..." That is when my manager said just clock out Bailey lol.

I felt kinda bad but great at the same time.

 

[forward]

Hahaha Bailey that is awesome, you show that ***** who's boss

 

[darkatma]

LOL bailey good one

I preordered brawl at a local gamestop loll
so funny, my cashier's name on the reciept: John

 

[GoldShadow]

funny story

Haha, sometimes you just have to look out for #1. Besides, like you said if she wanted a great gift she probably should have done her Christmas shopping, oh I don't know... at least 3 weeks earlier?

 

[peachori]

lol you have nothing to feel bad about there's no reason for that ***** to be complaining

 

[Shök]

Yeah, shoping those 3 weeks earlier could of helped her out. Thats her problem lol!

 

[jgrant1100]

i might have read this wrong because it's 3:40 am but.....

holy capay i darn near pissed myself laughing

i'm coming to where you work

dude what went though you head

 

[Keku]

Hey I do that on my sandwiches all the time. And yeah, I drool when I sleep. :/ And mean people in the bus take pictures of me when I'm doing it.