Meta Hunger Games Simulator Thread, aka the Ultimate Social Summer Retreat

[Opossum]

I CLAIM SELF-DEFENSE!

I
DECLARE
BANKRUPTCY!

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

Professor Pumpkaboo discovers a cave and lies down for a nap.

Day 1 and Im already ****ing takin a nap

 

[Gentlepanda]

It'll hit you soon.

by the time it's hit you
your last surprise

 

[KMDP]

I CLAIM SELF-DEFENSE!

What is it with Noipoi and Sais?

 

[staindgrey]

The fallen:

faygoshill
District 11

staindgrey
Smashing Ramen
District 1

PsySmasher
District 8

Rie Sonomura
District 11

Noipoi
District 5

District One?

More like District None.

It hurts less when it's a self-own.

 

[Deleted member]

Day 1 and Im already ****ing takin a nap

Sounds very much like a you thing.

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

The fallen:

staindgrey
Smashing Ramen
District 1

Wow... just... wow

Can we get some F's in the chat?

 

[KMDP]

Day 1 and Im already ****ing takin a nap

You're conserving your energy.

 

[Wademan94]

What is it with Noipoi and Sais?

He wants to be like Raphael apparently.

 

[Gentlepanda]

"Assassination" Style or "Prison Rules!" style?

assassination ofc, pocket-sand style

like they were just about to agree to team up then edea pulled a fast one

 

[staindgrey]

Wow... just... wow

Can we get some F's in the chat?

FFFFFFFFFFFFF***.

There.

 

[KMDP]

assassination ofc, pocket-sand style

By "Assassination Style" I meant coming up from behind and covering his mouth to stop him from screaming.

Pocket Sand would be "Prison Rules!", just running up and shanking them.

 

[staindgrey]

You're conserving your energy.

Next he'll go SS3 to fight two people one on one for fun.

Y'know. To conserve energy.

 

[ColietheGoalie]

Spoiler: The First Night

ryumo, Pakky, and UtopianPoyzin settle into a makeshift tent. Just a penguin has set an elaborate trap. An explosive goes off, destroying the tent.

KMDP cannot handle the madness around him and promptly jumps to his death from a ridge.

Wademan94 splits off from the others to sit by a river and think about home.

Dyllybirdy falls into a pit. He begs for NateVO to help end his suffering. He refuses, leaving Dyllybirdy alive in the pit.

Cutie Gwen didn't even want to be in this game, and asks Moydow to kill her. She can't bring herself to do it.

GothFluttershy sharpens his blade.

Somewhere in the dark, The Gentlepanda screams for help.

Hidden in the trees Opossum and Professor Pumpkaboo hold hands.

SneakyLink, ColietheGoalie and KingofPhantoms tell stories about themselves to each other.

Hinata is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth.

 

[staindgrey]

He wants to be like Raphael apparently.

Or Mileena.

#putherinMK11

 

[Gentlepanda]

By "Assassination Style" I meant coming up from behind and covering his mouth to stop him from screaming.

Pocket Sand would be "Prison Rules!", just running up and shanking them.

yeah let's make it prison rules then

 

[KMDP]

Next he'll go SS3 to fight two people one on one for fun.

Y'know. To conserve energy.

Prof. will go out in a blaze of glory teaming up with her mortal enemy to kill a greater threat.

 

[Gentlepanda]

Somewhere in the dark, The Gentlepanda screams for help.

the horror of his callous murders come back to haunt panda

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

Cutie Gwen didn't even want to be in this game, and asks Moydow to kill her. She can't bring herself to do it.

This is probably 100% fact, now that I think about it

 

[Dyllybirdy]

Dyllybirdy falls into a pit. He begs for NateVO to help end his suffering. He refuses, leaving Dyllybirdy alive in the pit.

So I'm just stuck there now? Oh goody.

 

[Just a penguin]

Just a penguin has set an elaborate trap.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

 

[staindgrey]

Cutie Gwen didn't even want to be in this game, and asks Moydow to kill her. She can't bring herself to do it.

Ngl, this is how I always envisioned Cutie Gwen ending her Smashboards career.

 

[KMDP]

KMDP cannot handle the madness around him and promptly jumps to his death from a ridge.

Well... at least I did it deliberately?

 

[Wademan94]

So I'm just stuck there now? Super.

If I knew about this I would’ve grabbed a rope and pulled you out.

 

[Rie Sonomura]

this is the post-erdrick timeline when bravely is all but deconfirmed

WHY WOULD YOU TURN AGAINST A FELLOW BRAVELY GANG AND ELMA GANG MEMBER THO

also maybe Erdrick won’t deconfirm Bravely if true...

 

[KingofPhantoms]

SneakyLink, ColietheGoalie and KingofPhantoms tell stories about themselves to each other.

"I've hosted many great Hunger Games of the past...what horror stories of their bloodshed shall I share?"

 

[Moydow]

Ngl, this is how I always envisioned Cutie Gwen ending her Smashboards career.

That implies I'd hesitate given a chance to ban her, though. :p

 

[Gentlepanda]

ryumo, Pakky, and UtopianPoyzin settle into a makeshift tent. Just a penguin has set an elaborate trap. An explosive goes off, destroying the tent.

Just a penguin like

 

[staindgrey]

Prof. will go out in a blaze of glory teaming up with her mortal enemy to kill a greater threat.

Who's her mortal enemy in this scenario?

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

Hidden in the trees Opossum and Professor Pumpkaboo hold hands.

Dawww

 

[SneakyLink]

"I've hosted many great Hunger Games of the past...what horror stories of their bloodshed shall I share?"

Tells entire Oz series. The books that is

 

[staindgrey]

This is probably 100% fact, now that I think about it

Ngl, this is how I always envisioned Cutie Gwen ending her Smashboards career.

Great minds and all that.

 

[KMDP]

Who's her mortal enemy in this scenario?

I'd have said @faygoshill, but isn't he dead?

 

[staindgrey]

Hidden in the trees @Opossum and @Professor Pumpkaboo hold hands.

I ship it now.

And neither of you can stop me.

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

I'd have said @faygoshill, but isn't he dead?

His spirit's probably trying to haunt her, though

 

[staindgrey]

I'd have said @faygoshill, but isn't he dead?

So was Frieza.

 

[KMDP]

Dawww

Opossum and Professor Pumpkaboo , sitting in a tree.

H-O-L-D-I-N-G H-A-N-D-S~

...I think I made it work.

 

[ColietheGoalie]

Spoiler: The Second Day

Professor Pumpkaboo and Moydow rescue Dyllybirdy from the pit and begin a careful sweep of the area.

Just a penguin approaches with a sword. SneakyLink diverts's his attention and runs away.

Hinata receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

GothFluttershy receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.

Wademan94 and The Gentlepanda agree to team up.

NateVO tries to get a feel for the layout of the arena.

Opossum sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate.

Cutie Gwen shoots an arrow at ColietheGoalie, but misses and kills KingofPhantoms instead.

 

[Gentlepanda]

Wademan94 and The Gentlepanda agree to team up.

Wademan94 it's just you and me buddy

i do hope you're supporting our lord and saviour bravely for smash

 

[KMDP]

His spirit's probably trying to haunt her, though

So was Frieza.

Damn, you're right.

Cutie Gwen shoots an arrow at ColietheGoalie, but misses and kills KingofPhantoms instead.

That's what KingofPhantoms gets for killing Noipoi .