Meta Hunger Games Simulator Thread, aka the Ultimate Social Summer Retreat

[SoccerStar9001]

Alright, here we go!

Spoiler: As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds

Mr. X grabs a backpack, not realizing it is empty.

Just a Penguin runs away from the Cornucopia.

Masahiro Sakurai retrieves a trident from inside the cornucopia.

NateVo and Wademan94 fight for a bag. NateVo gives up and retreats.

Ryumo takes a sickle from inside the cornucopia.

Faygoshill runs away from the Cornucopia.

Connorb0t2 and SoccerStar9001 fight for a bag. Connorb0t2 gives up and retreats.

Sandshrew runs away from the Cornucopia.

Coalie The Goalie takes a sickle from inside the cornucopia.

Michele runs away from the Cornucopia.

Sneaky Link runs away from the Cornucopia.

Professor Pumpkaboo takes a sickle from inside the cornucopia.

Osby cannot handle the circumstances and commits suicide.

Smashing Ramen grabs a backpack and retreats.

Layton runs away from the Cornucopia.

Senor Mahlos runs away from the Cornucopia.

Noipoi runs away from the Cornucopia.

Mewtwo runs away from the Cornucopia.

Cracke runs away from the Cornucopia.

Vergil runs away from the Cornucopia.

Dyllbirdy runs away from the Cornucopia.

Goth Fluttershy runs away from the Cornucopia.

oof

Get we get an F in the chat for osby ?

Back off Connorb0t2, MINE.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFf

SoccerStar9001 stalks Mr. X.

The hunter has become the hunted.

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

Spoiler: Arena Event

Wolf mutts are let loose in the arena.

Coalie The Goalie survives.

Vergil survives.

Wademan94 survives.

Senor Mahlos is eaten by wolf mutts.

Sneaky Link survives.

As Sandshrew and Mewtwo fight, a pack of wolf mutts show up and kill them both.

Cracke survives.

Mr. X is eaten by wolf mutts.

Goth Fluttershy knocks Connorb0t2 out and leaves him for the wolf mutts.

Professor Pumpkaboo is eaten by wolf mutts.

Just a Penguin survives.

Faygoshill survives.

SoccerStar9001 pushes Layton into a pack of wolf mutts.

Dyllbirdy survives.

Smashing Ramen survives.

Ryumo survives.

Noipoi survives.

NateVo is crushed by a pack of wolf mutts.

Masahiro Sakurai is eaten by wolf mutts.

A whole lotta death, including Senior Mahlos, Sandshrew, Mewtwo, Mr X, @Connorb0t2 , Professor Pumpkaboo ,Professor Layton, Guh-Huzzah! , and Daddy Sakurai, himself

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

Spoiler: Arena Event

Wolf mutts are let loose in the arena.

Coalie The Goalie survives.

Vergil survives.

Wademan94 survives.

Senor Mahlos is eaten by wolf mutts.

Sneaky Link survives.

As Sandshrew and Mewtwo fight, a pack of wolf mutts show up and kill them both.

Cracke survives.

Mr. X is eaten by wolf mutts.

Goth Fluttershy knocks Connorb0t2 out and leaves him for the wolf mutts.

Professor Pumpkaboo is eaten by wolf mutts.

Just a Penguin survives.

Faygoshill survives.

SoccerStar9001 pushes Layton into a pack of wolf mutts.

Dyllbirdy survives.

Smashing Ramen survives.

Ryumo survives.

Noipoi survives.

NateVo is crushed by a pack of wolf mutts.

Masahiro Sakurai is eaten by wolf mutts.

A whole lotta death, including Senior Mahlos, Sandshrew, Mewtwo, Mr X, @Connorb0t2 , Professor Pumpkaboo ,Professor Layton, Guh-Huzzah! , and Daddy Sakurai, himself

OH WHAT THE ****?

 

[SoccerStar9001]

Mr. X is eaten by wolf mutts.

These aren't wolf mutts, they are G mutants.

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

Layton, you better avenge me

Wait he died too?! ****

 

[SoccerStar9001]

Layton, you better avenge me

Wait he died too?! ****

Hehehe, I killed him personally.

 

[Dyllybirdy]

Goth Fluttershy knocks Connorb0t2 out and leaves him for the wolf mutts.

Nice one @GothFluttershy .

 

[Deleted member]

whole lotta death, including Senior Mahlos,

Already? ****

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

Hehehe, I killed him personally.

ooooh, Me and Layton are gonna haunt you now

 

[Deleted member]

well at least im still alive
ill carry on senor mahlos' legacy
goodnight, sweet prince

 

[Deleted member]

Nice one @GothFluttershy .

I'ma done did good

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

Here is the status of everyone, so far

Spoiler: Current status

Alright, onto Night 1

Spoiler: Night 1

Sneaky Link receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

Ryumo is awoken by nightmares.

Wademan94 looks at the night sky.

Coalie The Goalie, SoccerStar9001, Vergil, and Just a Penguin tell each other ghost stories to lighten the mood.

Cracke receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Faygoshill receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

Noipoi tends to Smashing Ramen's wounds.

Goth Fluttershy and Dyllbirdy huddle for warmth.

Nothing of interest really happens, though it's still something

 

[KMDP]

So we're moving it here now?

I'm backing @faygoshill and Noipoi .

 

[Rie Sonomura]

Spoiler: Arena Event

Wolf mutts are let loose in the arena.

Coalie The Goalie survives.

Vergil survives.

Wademan94 survives.

Senor Mahlos is eaten by wolf mutts.

Sneaky Link survives.

As Sandshrew and Mewtwo fight, a pack of wolf mutts show up and kill them both.

Cracke survives.

Mr. X is eaten by wolf mutts.

Goth Fluttershy knocks Connorb0t2 out and leaves him for the wolf mutts.

Professor Pumpkaboo is eaten by wolf mutts.

Just a Penguin survives.

Faygoshill survives.

SoccerStar9001 pushes Layton into a pack of wolf mutts.

Dyllbirdy survives.

Smashing Ramen survives.

Ryumo survives.

Noipoi survives.

NateVo is crushed by a pack of wolf mutts.

Masahiro Sakurai is eaten by wolf mutts.

A whole lotta death, including Senior Mahlos, Sandshrew, Mewtwo, Mr X, @Connorb0t2 , Professor Pumpkaboo ,Professor Layton, Guh-Huzzah! , and Daddy Sakurai, himself

I guess Mr. X got it given to him

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

Here is the status of everyone, so far

Spoiler: Current status

Alright, onto Night 1

Spoiler: Night 1

Sneaky Link receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

Ryumo is awoken by nightmares.

Wademan94 looks at the night sky.

Coalie The Goalie, SoccerStar9001, Vergil, and Just a Penguin tell each other ghost stories to lighten the mood.

Cracke receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Faygoshill receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

Noipoi tends to Smashing Ramen's wounds.

Goth Fluttershy and Dyllbirdy huddle for warmth.

Nothing of interest really happens, though it's still something

wait wait wait... Night 1 hasnt even started yet when those deaths happend? jeeesus

 

[Deleted member]

Goth Fluttershy and Dyllbirdy huddle for warmth.

d'awww. that's cute

 

[Dyllybirdy]

Goth Fluttershy and Dyllbirdy huddle for warmth.

That's sweet.

 

[Deleted member]

Faygoshill receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

you little ****s ain't ready

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

Spoiler: Day 2

Faygoshill searches for firewood.

Goth Fluttershy hunts for other tributes.

Noipoi explores the arena.

Coalie The Goalie practices his archery.

Just a Penguin stabs Ryumo while his back is turned.

Smashing Ramen, Sneaky Link, Cracke, and Vergil raid Dyllbirdy's camp while he is hunting.

Wademan94 dies from hunger.

SoccerStar9001 thinks about home.

And just like that, @ryumo and Wademan94 are no more

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

you little ****s ain't ready

I hope you fall in a frozen lake

 

[Deleted member]

I hope you fall in a frozen lake

dont jinx me ******

 

[Dyllybirdy]

Smashing Ramen, Sneaky Link, Cracke, and Vergil raid Dyllbirdy's camp while he is hunting.

Oh, come on guys! No fair...

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

dont jinx me ******

*gets on kneess*

dear God, Make this ***** fall into a frozen lake

 

[Wademan94]

Spoiler: Day 2

Faygoshill searches for firewood.

Goth Fluttershy hunts for other tributes.

Noipoi explores the arena.

Coalie The Goalie practices his archery.

Just a Penguin stabs Ryumo while his back is turned.

Smashing Ramen, Sneaky Link, Cracke, and Vergil raid Dyllbirdy's camp while he is hunting.

Wademan94 dies from hunger.

SoccerStar9001 thinks about home.

And just like that, @ryumo and Wademan94 are no more

You have no idea how accurate that would be.

 

[Deleted member]

*gets on kneess*

dear God, Make this ***** fall into a frozen lake

how are you gonna pray when you're ****ing dead

 

[ColietheGoalie]

Wademan94 How do you die from hunger on day 2?

 

[Dyllybirdy]

Wademan94 How do you die from hunger on day 2?

Well that's Wade for ya. He always finds a way...

 

[osby]

Wademan94 How do you die from hunger on day 2?

First world problems.

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

Spoiler: Night 2

Just a Penguin thinks about home.

Dyllbirdy quietly hums.

SoccerStar9001 loses sight of where he is.

Faygoshill tends to his wounds.

Smashing Ramen, Cracke, Vergil, and Goth Fluttershy tell each other ghost stories to lighten the mood.

Noipoi repeatedly stabs Colie The Goalie to death with sais.

Sneaky Link thinks about home.

ColietheGoalie bites the dust

 

[Deleted member]

Noipoi repeatedly stabs Colie The Goalie to death with sais.

oh my ****ing god

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

how are you gonna pray when you're ****ing dead

Me and layton are already in heaven

 

[KMDP]

Spoiler: Day 2

Faygoshill searches for firewood.

Goth Fluttershy hunts for other tributes.

Noipoi explores the arena.

Coalie The Goalie practices his archery.

Just a Penguin stabs Ryumo while his back is turned.

Smashing Ramen, Sneaky Link, Cracke, and Vergil raid Dyllbirdy's camp while he is hunting.

Wademan94 dies from hunger.

SoccerStar9001 thinks about home.

And just like that, @ryumo and Wademan94 are no more

Just a penguin really wants to win.

Sorry, @ryumo.

 

[ColietheGoalie]

OOOOUUUUCCHHHH Noipoi

 

[Wademan94]

Wademan94 How do you die from hunger on day 2?

If you saw my physique, you’d be amazed that I didn’t die from that on Day 1.

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

What have I walked into?

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

Spoiler: Day 3

Just a Penguin goes hunting.

Cracke injures himself.

SoccerStar9001 constructs a shack.

Faygoshill collects fruit from a tree.

Smashing Ramen receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.

Noipoi makes a wooden spear.

Vergil searches for firewood.

Sneaky Link travels to higher ground.

Dyllbirdy receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

Goth Fluttershy accidently steps on a landmine.

RIP @GothFluttershy

 

[Deleted member]

Faygoshill tends to his wounds.

i hope you guys understand that me entering malos into this thing is just an excuse to dump my topical malos screenshots

 

[Deleted member]

Here is the status of everyone, so far

Spoiler: Current status

Alright, onto Night 1

Spoiler: Night 1

Sneaky Link receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

Ryumo is awoken by nightmares.

Wademan94 looks at the night sky.

Coalie The Goalie, SoccerStar9001, Vergil, and Just a Penguin tell each other ghost stories to lighten the mood.

Cracke receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Faygoshill receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

Noipoi tends to Smashing Ramen's wounds.

Goth Fluttershy and Dyllbirdy huddle for warmth.

Nothing of interest really happens, though it's still something

Spoiler: Day 2

Faygoshill searches for firewood.

Goth Fluttershy hunts for other tributes.

Noipoi explores the arena.

Coalie The Goalie practices his archery.

Just a Penguin stabs Ryumo while his back is turned.

Smashing Ramen, Sneaky Link, Cracke, and Vergil raid Dyllbirdy's camp while he is hunting.

Wademan94 dies from hunger.

SoccerStar9001 thinks about home.

And just like that, @ryumo and Wademan94 are no more

Well, that explained the nightmares.

 

[osby]

Spoiler: Night 2

Just a Penguin thinks about home.

Dyllbirdy quietly hums.

SoccerStar9001 loses sight of where he is.

Faygoshill tends to his wounds.

Smashing Ramen, Cracke, Vergil, and Goth Fluttershy tell each other ghost stories to lighten the mood.

Noipoi repeatedly stabs Colie The Goalie to death with sais.

Sneaky Link thinks about home.

ColietheGoalie bites the dust

Noipoi's part was a huge mood whiplash.

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

Faygoshill collects fruit from a tree.

****ing fallllll