Meta Hunger Games Simulator Thread, aka the Ultimate Social Summer Retreat

[Fluttershy]

Still waiting for Frozen lake to take Hillary and Trump..

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

Day 3

Spoiler

Kugimiya practices her archery.



Mel taints Ronda's food, killing her.



Beiber collects fruit from a tree.



Trump, Simmons, and Marilyn hunt for other tributes.



Meg injures herself.



Miyano injures himself.



Jenner discovers a river.



Hillary practices her archery.



SLJ, Gabe, and Kristen hunt for other tributes.



Tamura receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.



Adele picks flowers.

THE ELIMINATED

Spoiler

2 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Oprah
District 10

Ronda
District 8

Night 3

Spoiler

Trump, Jenner, and Meg sleep in shifts.



Gabe screams for help.



Mel begs for Hillary to kill him. She refuses, keeping Mel alive.



Adele attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful.



Tamura climbs a tree to rest.



Kugimiya and SLJ tell stories about themselves to each other.



Beiber forces Marilyn to kill Kristen or Simmons. She decides to kill Kristen.



Miyano passes out from exhaustion.

Day 4

Spoiler

Adele dies trying to escape the arena. (golden gets his wish, then)


Beiber attacks Gabe, but he manages to escape.



Marilyn sprains her ankle while running away from Kugimiya.



Simmons tends to Meg's wounds.



Mel discovers a river.



Jenner goes hunting.



Miyano defeats SLJ in a fight, but spares his life.


Tamura overhears Hillary and Trump talking in the distance.

 

[Deleted member]

I got my wish, but at what cost?

 

[Blossom ✿]

Beiber forces Marilyn to kill Kristen or Simmons. She decides to kill Kristen.

Of course it had to be the contestants I selected. Well, at least it wasn't Simmons but still. I could have pissed Uni off with Frozen jokes if Kristen won.

 

[AmericanDJ]

Tamura overhears Hillary and Trump talking in the distance.

It seems that Tamura wants to hear about politics, unlike me and likely many others here.

 

[Fluttershy]

Of course it had to be the contestants I selected. Well, at least it wasn't Simmons but still. I could have pissed Uni off with Frozen jokes if Kristen won.

At least she didn't die by a frozen heart

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Tamura overhears Hillary and Trump talking in the distance.

Nothing about this entire scenario can lead to it ending well....

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

Fallen tributes:

Spoiler

2 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Kristen
District 9

Adele
District 2

Night 4

Spoiler

Meg climbs a tree to rest.



Marilyn loses sight of where she is.



Beiber receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.


Mel, Hillary, Trump, and Gabe tell each other ghost stories to lighten the mood.



Kugimiya looks at the night sky.



Tamura thinks about home.


Simmons passes out from exhaustion.



Jenner destroys Miyano's supplies while he is asleep.



SLJ cries himself to sleep.

Day 5

Spoiler

Marilyn discovers a river.



Gabe diverts Mel's attention and runs away.



Simmons constructs a shack.



Beiber and Hillary work together for the day.



Kugimiya and SLJ work together for the day.



Tamura receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.



Miyano overpowers Jenner, killing her.



Trump fishes.



Meg fishes.

THE FALLEN

Spoiler

1 cannon shot can be heard in the distance.

Jenner
District 5

 

[Mythra]

Beiber and Hillary work together for the day.

Funny because Beiber refused to perform at a Trump event.

 

[Deleted member]

I don't care who wins, as long as it isn't Mel or Trump.

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

Night 5

Spoiler

Miyano tries to treat his infection.



Simmons stays awake all night.



Mel, Beiber, and Marilyn cheerfully sing songs together.



SLJ and Tamura threaten a double suicide. It fails and they die.



Kugimiya is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth.



Gabe tends to his wounds.



Meg receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.



Hillary attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful.



Trump cooks his food before putting his fire out.

Day 6

Spoiler

Miyano overhears Kugimiya and Hillary talking in the distance.



Simmons, Gabe, Marilyn, Mel, and Trump hunt for other tributes.



Meg searches for firewood.



Beiber dies from an infection.

THE FALLEN

Spoiler

3 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

SLJ
District 4

Tamura
District 6

Beiber
District 5

 

[Devil May Plop]

SLJ and Tamura threaten a double suicide. It fails and they die.

Haven't seen this one in a while... Claimed Sam... cri...

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

Night 6

Spoiler

Simmons lets Trump into his shelter.



Mel and Kugimiya sleep in shifts.



Marilyn dies from thirst.



Gabe looks at the night sky.



Hillary decapitates Meg with a sword.



Miyano receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.

THE FEAST

Spoiler

The cornucopia is replenished with food, supplies, weapons, and memoirs from the tributes' families.



Miyano decides not to go to The Feast.



Kugimiya decides not to go to The Feast.



Trump decides not to go to The Feast.



Gabe decides not to go to The Feast.



Hillary takes a staff leaning against the cornucopia.



Mel decides not to go to The Feast.



Simmons falls into a pit and dies.

Day 7

Spoiler

Miyano begs for Kugimiya to kill him. She refuses, keeping Miyano alive.



Hillary questions her sanity.



Trump practices his archery.



Mel dies of dysentery.



Gabe receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

THE FALLEN

Spoiler

4 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Marilyn
District 4

Meg
District 12

Simmons
District 9

Mel
District 12

 

[Blossom ✿]

Simmons falls into a pit and dies.

...of course.

 

[AmericanDJ]

Trump practices his archery.
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Edit: Nevermind Ignore this.

 

[Kneutronic]

Pfffffffft! Trump's stance on immigrants doesn't reflect him being better than Clinton. NOTHING does. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

...I'm just going to bring this up once and never talk about it again.

Staying true to an opinion and refusing to hear the other side got me in hot water one day.

Please do me a favor and do not do the same.

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

Night 7

Spoiler

Trump cannot handle the circumstances and commits suicide.



Gabe begs for Hillary to kill him. She refuses, keeping Gabe alive.



Kugimiya climbs a tree to rest.



Miyano tries to sing himself to sleep.

Day 8

Spoiler

Hillary picks flowers.



Miyano receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.



Gabe defeats Kugimiya in a fight, but spares her life.

THE FALLEN

Spoiler

1 cannon shot can be heard in the distance.

Trump
District 3

Night 8

Spoiler

Kugimiya begs for Miyano to kill her. He refuses, keeping Kugimiya alive.



Hillary tries to sing herself to sleep.



Gabe dies trying to escape the arena.

Day 9

Spoiler

Hillary receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.



Kugimiya kills Miyano while he is resting.

THE FALLEN AGAIN

Spoiler

2 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Gabe
District 6

Miyano
District 11

 

[KingofPhantoms]

...well this isn't good.

 

[Kneutronic]

Anyway, back to the sim...

Please stop Hillary.

 

[Devil May Plop]

Marilyn dies from thirst.

Damn, I'm out...

Hillary questions her sanity.

So do many people, apparently.

Gabe dies trying to escape the arena.

Was it worth the weight?

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

......this isn't good at all...

Spoiler

Hillary repeatedly stabs Kugimiya to death with sais.

Spoiler

so Hillary wins....WORST WINNER EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...how unfortunate...

Code and stuff:
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so....because of that....a bonus round needs to come to order so we can end on a high note. The other night, before we did the official two rounds, I did a test run to see if the events worked, and this was before Lily made her final tribute nomination. Even with missing one tribute, the simulator is still plenty exciting, and I know the results. So, in order to end on a high note, i'll get the bonus round under way here soon...

 

[Mythra]

Re-run the simulation lmao
inb4 Trump wins

 

[Kneutronic]

How much you wanna bet that someone's going to keep running the sim until Trump wins?

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Truly a terrible ending.

Unfortunately, I won't be able to witness the entire bonus round live. Carry on with it regardless.

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

How much you wanna bet that someone's going to keep running the sim until Trump wins?

I dunno, but in any event....

TIME FOR THE BONUS ROUND!

Spoiler

BLOODBATH
As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.



Adele stays at the cornucopia for resources.



Tamura finds Dan hiding in the cornucopia and kills him.



Jenner snatches a pair of sais.



Sakurai runs away with a lighter and some rope.



Parvati runs away from the Cornucopia.


Hillary runs away from the Cornucopia.



John Cena stabs SLJ with a tree branch.



Simmons rips a mace out of random female's hands.



Miyano runs away from the Cornucopia.



Johnny runs away from the Cornucopia.



Kugimiya takes a sickle from inside the cornucopia.



Beiber runs away from the Cornucopia.



Mel runs away from the Cornucopia.



Marilyn kills Ronda with her own weapon.



Trump runs away from the Cornucopia.



Oprah runs away from the Cornucopia.



Kristen runs away from the Cornucopia.



Tara grabs a jar of fishing bait while Gabe gets fishing gear.



Vic takes a handful of throwing knives.

 

[Mythra]

No, he made the Mexicans do it.

T R I G G E R E D

Spoiler

 

[Devil May Plop]

ohn Cena stabs SLJ with a tree branch.

LITERALLY THE FIRST TO DIE THIS TIME

 

[Deleted member]

Cena got a kill while Rousey got killed.

....bittersweet.

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

Spoiler

Oprah

Spoiler

questions her sanity.



Gabe tries to sleep through the entire day.



random female, Johnny, Kristen, and John Cena raid Trump's camp while he is hunting.



Kugimiya is pricked by thorns while picking berries.



Tara goes hunting.



Vic is pricked by thorns while picking berries.



Tamura receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.



Miyano discovers a cave.



Mel picks flowers.



Parvati practices her archery.



Sakurai overhears Jenner and Marilyn talking in the distance.



Beiber begs for Adele to kill him. She refuses, keeping Beiber alive.



Hillary travels to higher ground.



Simmons questions his sanity.

THE FALLEN

Spoiler

3 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Dan
District 2

SLJ
District 4

Ronda
District 8

Night 1

Spoiler

Vic receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.


Johnny and Oprah hold hands.



Trump climbs a tree to rest.



Miyano, Gabe, and Jenner sleep in shifts.



Hillary bleeds out due to untreated injuries. (DING DONG THE WITCH IS GONE)



Tamura cooks her food before putting her fire out.



Kristen lets Tara into her shelter.



Sakurai and Adele run into each other and decide to truce for the night.



Kugimiya screams for help.



Beiber forces random female to kill Marilyn or Simmons. She decides to kill Marilyn.



John Cena kills Mel as he tries to run.



Parvati tries to sing herself to sleep.

Day 2

Spoiler

Miyano is pricked by thorns while picking berries.


random female goes hunting.



Tamura dies of dysentery. (oh my. what an awful way to go )



Beiber searches for firewood.



Vic kills Trump while he is resting. (Yes Vic yes! <3)



Gabe receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.



Jenner steals from Kugimiya while she isn't looking.



Johnny steals from Adele while she isn't looking.



Kristen tries to sleep through the entire day.



Simmons and John Cena work together to drown Sakurai.



Tara attacks Parvati, but she manages to escape. ( KingofPhantoms Your girl still got game)



Oprah camouflauges herself in the bushes.

 

[Devil May Plop]

I hope random female wins.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Just gonna keep my hopes up overnight. For I shall soon be heading to bed.

G'night folks.

 

[Mythra]

I hope random female wins.

Best Waifu

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

KingofPhantoms Special thanks to this dude for coming up with the idea for this next arena event...

Spoiler

Luigi enters the arena!



Jenner does something and Luigi kills her.



Johnny does something and Luigi kills him.



Kugimiya does absolutely nothing and survives.



Oprah does absolutely nothing and survives.



Kristen does something and Luigi kills her.



Vic does something and Luigi kills him.



Beiber does something and Luigi kills him.



Tara does absolutely nothing and survives.



Gabe tells Luigi that Mario's better. Death stare commences and he dies.



Parvati does absolutely nothing and survives.



Simmons does something and Luigi kills him.



John Cena does absolutely nothing and survives.



random female does absolutely nothing and survives.



Miyano does absolutely nothing and survives.



Adele does something and Luigi kills her.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Okay, going to bed for real after this.

KingofPhantoms Special thanks to this dude for coming up with the idea for this next arena event...

Spoiler

Luigi enters the arena!



Jenner does something and Luigi kills her.



Johnny does something and Luigi kills him.



Kugimiya does absolutely nothing and survives.



Oprah does absolutely nothing and survives.



Kristen does something and Luigi kills her.



Vic does something and Luigi kills him.



Beiber does something and Luigi kills him.



Tara does absolutely nothing and survives.



Gabe tells Luigi that Mario's better. Death stare commences and he dies.



Parvati does absolutely nothing and survives.



Simmons does something and Luigi kills him.



John Cena does absolutely nothing and survives.



random female does absolutely nothing and survives.



Miyano does absolutely nothing and survives.



Adele does something and Luigi kills her.

...

 

[Mythra]

tfw Luigi kills 8 people

 

[Deleted member]

Cena's killin' this time.

And of COURSE Luigi doesn't kill him; Luigi CAN'T SEE HIM!

 

[Kneutronic]

Cena's killin' this time.

And of COURSE Luigi doesn't kill him; Luigi CAN'T SEE HIM!

Is his time now?

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

THE FALLEN

Spoiler

14 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Hillary
District 3

Marilyn
District 4

Mel
District 12

Tamura
District 6

Trump
District 3

Sakurai
District 10

Jenner
District 5

Johnny
District 7

Kristen
District 9

Vic
District 1

Beiber
District 5

Gabe
District 6

Simmons
District 9

Adele
District 2

Night 2

Spoiler

random female poisons John Cena's drink, but mistakes it for her own and dies.



Tara and Oprah sleep in shifts.


Kugimiya stays awake all night.



Miyano is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth.



Parvati sees a fire, but stays hidden.

Rooting for Parvati, John Cena, and Oprah <3

 

[Devil May Plop]

random female poisons John Cena's drink, but mistakes it for her own and dies.

Damn it. Best tribute is dead...

 

[Deleted member]

Is his time now?

*sees random female failing to poison Cena*

I think so.

So, who's next to get an Attitude Adjustment?