Meta Hunger Games Simulator Thread, aka the Ultimate Social Summer Retreat

[Kneutronic]

And Adele takes it! WHOO

 

[Devil May Plop]

RIGHT AS I POSTED!

Seriously, they either die immedietly or come second...

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

Imagine that! One of the best singers of recent history is able to defeat John Cena AND the worst presidential candidate of all time!

This is a very promising night indee.........

THE FINAL NIGHT

Spoiler

Adele severely injures Marilyn and leaves her to die.

The winner of round 1...

Spoiler

The winner is Adele from District 2!
CONGRATULATIONS ADELE! YOU ARE OUR ROUND 1 CELEBRITY HUNGER GAMES WINNER!!!!!

Links:
zMxjOlI3
http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=zMxjOlI3

I hope you guys are ready for round 2, because I am! BRB.......

YES!!!!!!! ADELE WINS!!!!!!!!!!

I'm glad I picked her to be in this. So that means I win!

 

[KingofPhantoms]

....welp, sorry Golden.

 

[Deleted member]

-bashes head into wall-

 

[Deleted member]

Imagine that! One of the best singers of recent history is able to defeat John Cena AND the worst presidential candidate of all time!

This is a very promising night indee.........

YES!!!!!!! ADELE WINS!!!!!!!!!!

I'm glad I picked her to be in this. So that means I win!

So long as Hillary Clinton lives and breathes, Trump is only 2nd worst

 

[Fluttershy]

Though, to be honest, I stopped personally caring about whoever won after both of my tributes died.

Am I going to be burnt at the stake as a heretic for that?

I personally didn't want either of my tributes to win at the start lol

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Though, to be honest, I stopped personally caring about whoever won after both of my tributes died.

Am I going to be burnt at the stake as a heretic for that?

I say that quite often and I'm quite fine as caring to an extent to cause harm over neutral stance is practically idiotic.

Hell i think you responded to a couple of those. . . so why even bother saying may i ask?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-bashes head into wall-

Did Trump build it?

 

[Deleted member]

Did Trump build it?

No, he made the Mexicans do it.

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

So long as Hillary Clinton lives and breathes, Trump is only 2nd worst

Pfffffffft! Trump's stance on immigrants doesn't reflect him being better than Clinton. NOTHING does. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

Alright, for round 2 @Doctor Wario will have his tributes in place of mine. He selected Bernie Sanders (FEEL THE BERN) and Jill Stein (SAVE THE TREES!). So...

LET'S BEGIN ROUND 2!
THE BLOODBATH

Spoiler

As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.



Ronda runs away from the Cornucopia.



Tamura repeatedly stabs Feel the Bern to death with sais.
(Oh, bernie's out. Sorry bro @Doctor Wario )



Mel clutches a first aid kit and runs away.



John Cena snatches a pair of sais.



Jenner runs away from the Cornucopia.



Tara grabs a shovel.



Gabe runs away from the Cornucopia.



Sakurai runs away from the Cornucopia.



Kristen runs away from the Cornucopia.



Beiber finds a bow, some arrows, and a quiver.



Kugimiya runs away from the Cornucopia.



Oprah grabs a backpack, not realizing it is empty.



Meg takes a sickle from inside the cornucopia.



Marilyn runs away from the Cornucopia.



Dan grabs a backpack and retreats.



SLJ runs into the cornucopia and hides.



Trump scares Simmons away from the cornucopia.



Miyano snatches a bottle of alcohol and a rag.



Johnny gathers as much food as he can.



Adele snatches a bottle of alcohol and a rag.



Jill finds a canteen full of water.



Hillary retrieves a trident from inside the cornucopia.

 

[Fluttershy]

Did Trump build it?

Unless he got Mexico to build it for him then yes

 

[Devil May Plop]

Maybe me always coming second isn't that bad after all.

First is worst, second's best, third is the one in the wedding dress...

 

[Kneutronic]

Oh, here we go again.

 

[Blossom ✿]

Trump scares Simmons away from the cornucopia.

what the hell simmons.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Maybe me always coming second isn't that bad after all.

First is worst, second's best, third is the one in the wedding dress...

And fourth....well we all know what fourth is for you.

 

[Devil May Plop]

And fourth....well we all know what fourth is for you.

-sprays you with holy water-

Back, phantom! Back!

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

Maybe me always coming second isn't that bad after all.

First is worst, second's best, third is the one in the wedding dress...

Wait a second! I thought third is the one with the hairy chest.....

At least that's what me and my friends used to sing it as in third grade.

 

[Kneutronic]

Aaaaand I need to eat. Be back in the end, maybe.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Wait a second! I thought third is the one with the hairy chest.....

At least that's what me and my friends used to sing it as in third grade.

As long as it rhymes, it's fine...

 

[LoneKonWolf]

The one i heard was that third gets a treasure chest.

 

[Devil May Plop]

Wait a second! I thought third is the one with the hairy chest.....

At least that's what me and my friends used to sing it as in third grade.

There's that, the one I said, treasure chest...

Third is basically whatever you want, I guess.

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

As long as it rhymes, it's fine...

Hmm, you have a point there, I suppose.

There's that, the one I said, treasure chest...

Third is basically whatever you want, I guess.

Well, you know.....

Hairy Chest
Wedding Dress
Treasure Chest

It's pretty versatile.

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

Day 1

Spoiler

Marilyn chases Simmons.



Adele hunts for other tributes.



Tara thinks about home.



Ronda receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.



Tamura thinks about home.



Jill fishes.



Kristen sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate.



Kugimiya makes a slingshot.



Jenner camouflauges herself in the bushes.



Beiber makes a slingshot.



Trump tends to Meg's wounds.



Mel, Hillary, Gabe, and SLJ raid Miyano's camp while he is hunting.



Dan attacks Oprah, but John Cena protects her, killing Dan. (yeah John!)



Sakurai makes a slingshot.



Johnny receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

THE ELIMINATED

Spoiler

2 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Feel the Bern
District 1

Dan
District 2

Night 1

Spoiler

Trump thinks about winning.



Meg sees a fire, but stays hidden.



John Cena screams for help.



Jenner starts a fire.



Tara, Adele, and Jill get into a fight. Adele triumphantly kills them both.
(KoP ain't gonna like this lol)


Ronda looks at the night sky.



Kristen passes out from exhaustion.



Mel thinks about winning.



Gabe stabs Sakurai with a tree branch.



Tamura lets Miyano into her shelter.



Hillary and Kugimiya hold hands.


Johnny thinks about home.



Marilyn questions her sanity.



Oprah and Simmons sleep in shifts.



SLJ passes out from exhaustion.



Beiber tends to his wounds.

 

[Deleted member]

Pfffffffft! Trump's stance on immigrants doesn't reflect him being better than Clinton. NOTHING does. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

No.
Clinton being Clinton alone is enough to make her worse than Trump.

And the fact these are the two major candidates for presidency spells trouble for America regardless of who wins.

Now let's leave it at that, since I ****ing hate to discuss politics.

 

[AmericanDJ]

I've mostly hear treasure chest. That and bratwurst. Even though it doesn't quite rhyme.

 

[Devil May Plop]

Trump thinks about winning.

He's probably doing that right now, actually...

SLJ passes out from exhaustion.

NOOOOO

 

[LoneKonWolf]

No.
Clinton being Clinton alone is enough to make her worse than Trump.

And the fact these are the two major candidates for presidency spells trouble for America regardless of who wins.

Now let's leave it at that, since I ****ing hate to discuss politics.

Seconded. Politics spring nothing but disgust.

 

[Blossom ✿]

Marilyn chases Simmons.

Not even one day and you've ran off from about two people.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Tara, Adele, and Jill get into a fight. Adele triumphantly kills them both.

"SIGH"

 

[Fluttershy]

I'd prefer it if Tara won that fight..

 

[Deleted member]

.....my God, someone kill Adele.

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

Day 2

Spoiler

Hillary begs for Gabe to kill her. He refuses, keeping Hillary alive.



Adele convinces Johnny to not kill her, only to kill him instead. (lol HG queen <3)



Simmons camouflauges himself in the bushes.



Jenner picks flowers.



Oprah tries to sleep through the entire day.



Mel defeats Miyano in a fight, but spares his life.



Trump severely injures John Cena and leaves him to die. (CURSE YOU TRUUUUUUMP!!!!)



SLJ receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.



Meg runs away from Tamura.



Kristen receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.



Marilyn tries to sleep through the entire day.



Kugimiya discovers a cave.



Beiber receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.



Ronda tries to spear fish with a trident.

THE ELIMINATED

Spoiler

5 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Tara
District 7

Jill
District 1

Sakurai
District 10

Johnny
District 7

John Cena
District 8

Night 2

Spoiler

Ronda, Adele, and Kristen cheerfully sing songs together.


Beiber tries to treat his infection.



Kugimiya, Jenner, Trump, and Hillary sleep in shifts.



SLJ, Marilyn, and Miyano sleep in shifts.



Gabe destroys Meg's supplies while she is asleep.



Tamura receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.



Mel climbs a tree to rest.



Simmons strangles Oprah after engaging in a fist fight. (OPRAH NOOOOOO )

 

[AmericanDJ]

Dan attacks Oprah, but John Cena protects her, killing Dan.







Gabe stabs Sakurai with a tree branch.

[/spoiler]

Well it looks like now only 1/3 of the people i'm rooting for remain.
*prays Johnny does well*


Edit:
Of course he didn't

 

[Devil May Plop]

SLJ receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.

I thought he died... Oh well, go SLJ!

SLJ, Marilyn, and Miyano sleep in shifts.

My tributes, working together~

 

[LoneKonWolf]

I didn't even realize Sakurai died.

 

[Deleted member]

DAMN IT TRUMP.
And to think I backed you on the last round when Cena and Rousey were gone.....

AVENGE CENA, ROUSEY!

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Adele convinces Johnny to not kill her, only to kill him instead.

Adele needs to go. Now.

 

[AmericanDJ]

Now I don't know who to root for.

Um, go SLJ?