Meta Hunger Games Simulator Thread, aka the Ultimate Social Summer Retreat

[Fluttershy]

Well it doesn't look like Hillary is going to cheat the system of the hunger games lol

But Tara is Strong in this game

 

[AmericanDJ]

R.I.P. Johnny Depp/Jack Sparrow.

At least 2 out of 3 of the ones I'm rooting for remain

 

[Devil May Plop]

Meg and SLJ tell stories about themselves to each other.

"One day I've had enough of some mother****ing snakes on some mother****ing plane..."

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

KingofPhantoms lol you so funny

Night 3

Spoiler

Adele convinces Mel to snuggle with her.



Miyano passes out from exhaustion.



Dan climbs a tree to rest.



Meg and Marilyn tell stories about themselves to each other.



Simmons bashes SLJ's head in with a mace. (how come SLJ dies in lietrally everything?)



Trump, Sakurai, and Tara sleep in shifts.



Oprah is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth.

Day 4

Spoiler

Mel injures himself.



Marilyn thinks about home.



Adele receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.



Tara sprains her ankle while running away from Dan.



Simmons, Sakurai, Trump, Oprah, and Miyano hunt for other tributes.



Meg receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

 

[Blossom ✿]

Tara sets an explosive off, killing Johnny, Jenner, Beiber and Ronda. (...holy crap. She ain't messing around...)

Damn, she's on a roll right now.

Hillary bleeds out due to untreated injuries.

wah wah waaaah

Simmons defeats Adele in a fight, but spares her life.

AGAIN?!

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Simmons bashes SLJ's head in with a mace.

SLJ must've given him lemons.

 

[Devil May Plop]

Simmons bashes SLJ's head in with a mace.

Nooooooooooo!

Oh well. Go Marilyn! Why her? She's my other tribute!

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Tara voices like, everyone, so it's obvious she's dominating right now.

 

[Devil May Plop]

Tara voices like, everyone, so it's obvious she's dominating right now.

Does she voice you?

Does she voice me?!

 

[Volga]

BIEBERS DOWN!
GO TARA!

 

[Blossom ✿]

Simmons bashes SLJ's head in with a mace.

SLJ must have been rushing or dragging.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

No, because were not a show/movie plop.

Were just a random webpage in the middle of nowhere scrounging whatever comedy we can.

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

Oh, you guys are gonna LOVE this next section...

ARENA EVENT TIME...

Spoiler

Spoiler

A wild Captain Douglas Jay Falcon appears!



Sakurai gets hit with the Knee of Justice and dies.



Miyano shows Captain Falcon his moves and survives.



Mel gets hit with the Knee of Justice and dies.



Adele shows Captain Falcon her moves and survives.



Trump shows Captain Falcon his moves and survives.



Oprah shows Captain Falcon her moves and survives.



Dan shows Captain Falcon his moves and survives.



Meg gets FALCON PAWNCHED and dies.



Marilyn shows Captain Falcon her moves and survives.



Simmons gets FALCON PAWNCHED and dies.



Tara gets FALCON PAWNCHED and dies.

I'm rooting for Oprah since Vic and Parvati have been out...let's go Oprah!

 

[Deleted member]

SON OF A-

I log on to see that both my characters are already dead.

 

[Devil May Plop]

Sakurai gets hit with the Knee of Justice and dies.

Must be revenge for that crazy nerf he had in Brawl...

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Tara gets FALCON PAWNCHED and dies.

 

[Blossom ✿]

Simmons gets FALCON PAWNCHED and dies.

...****.

Trump shows Captain Falcon his moves and survives.

****!

 

[KingofPhantoms]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

DAMN IT TARA YOU'VE KILLED FIVE PEOPLE IN THIS HOW DID YOU DIE LIKE THAT

 

[Kneutronic]

>Trump doesn't die.

Falcon, you are a failure to us all.

 

[AmericanDJ]

Sakurai gets hit with the Knee of Justice and dies.

He got defeated by something he created.
Irony.

 

[Devil May Plop]

Tara started out Strong, but in the end, she couldn't make it...

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Sakurai gets hit with the Knee of Justice and dies.

Really?

He basically made you famous falcon and you call this "justice"?

Tara gets FALCON PAWNCHED and dies.

The fan favorites/major murderers never make it to the end

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Trump shows Captain Falcon his moves and survives.

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

THE ELIMINATED

Spoiler

6 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

SLJ
District 4

Sakurai
District 10

Mel
District 12

Meg
District 12

Simmons
District 9

Tara
District 7

Night 4

Spoiler

Adele begs for Marilyn to kill her. She refuses, keeping Adele alive.



Miyano tends to Trump's wounds.



Dan receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.



Oprah is awoken by nightmares.

 

[Fluttershy]

... *sends captain Falcon to the deepest darkest part of the underworld for killing everyone's childhood Voice actress*

 

[Kneutronic]

Oh, Mel Brooks died, too?

...Sh**.

 

[Deleted member]

>Trump doesn't die.

Falcon, you are a failure to us all.

You can't Stump the Trump.





Anyways, since both Cena and Rousey are dead, I guess I'll back Trump since his victory will piss off so many people.

 

[Fluttershy]

And Trump is still trying to make Hunger Games great again

 

[LoneKonWolf]

You can't Stump the Trump.





Anyways, since both Cena and Rousey are dead, I guess I'll back Trump since his victory will piss off so many people.

That reaction would be quite amusing. . .

Anywho i didn't really care who wins as i was hardly interested in the contestants to begin with. I just like the game.

 

[Deleted member]

Bow down to America's King.

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

TIME FOR THE FEAST!

Spoiler

The cornucopia is replenished with food, supplies, weapons, and memoirs from the tributes' families.



Marilyn steals Miyano's memoirs. (wow...that's pretty harsh)



Oprah decides not to go to The Feast.



Dan accidently steps on a landmine. (...lol)



Adele pushes Trump off a cliff during a knife fight. (YES ADELE YEEEEESSSSS!!!! I AM NOW SATISFIED WITH ANYONE WINNING, BUT ESPECIALLY HER!)

Day 5

Spoiler

Adele discovers a cave.



Marilyn sets an explosive off, killing Miyano, and Oprah. (RIP Oprah)

OUR FINAL TWO

Spoiler

ADELE vs. MARILYN MONROE!

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

Wow! Adele killed John Cena? That's awesome!

I also love how Justin Bieber was one of the first to die. He deserves that for being such a ****ty musician.

Edit: Adele killed Donald Trump, AND IS IN THE FINALE?!?!?!?!?!?!?! AWESOME!!!!!!!!!

 

[Kneutronic]

Adele pushes Trump off a cliff during a knife fight. (YES ADELE YEEEEESSSSS!!!! I AM NOW SATISFIED WITH ANYONE WINNING, BUT ESPECIALLY HER!)

...You were saying, Golden?

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Bow down to America's King.

Right as Trump dies, too.

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

THE ELIMINATED

Spoiler

4 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Dan
District 2

Trump
District 3

Miyano
District 11

Oprah
District 10

 

[Deleted member]

Right as Trump dies, too.

************.

****in' Adele ruining my fun.
Hope she loses to Marilyn.

 

[Fluttershy]

Bow down to America's King.

You mean this one right?

Spoiler

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

THE FINAL NIGHT

Spoiler

Adele severely injures Marilyn and leaves her to die.

The winner of round 1...

Spoiler

The winner is Adele from District 2!
CONGRATULATIONS ADELE! YOU ARE OUR ROUND 1 CELEBRITY HUNGER GAMES WINNER!!!!!

Links:
zMxjOlI3
http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=zMxjOlI3

I hope you guys are ready for round 2, because I am! BRB.......

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Though, to be honest, I stopped personally caring about whoever won after both of my tributes died.

Am I going to be burnt at the stake as a heretic for that?

 

[Devil May Plop]

Come on, Marilyn...!