How tough/manly are you?

[UberMario]

I'm so tough I dominate the Forum Games with my early morning power.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

I'm so tough i can dominate the Forum Games with my late night powah!

 

[Raging-Banebou]

I'm so tough I beat up a pro-wrestler...with a poke from my finger!

 

[BrawlMoptop11]

I'm so manly, I make water swim!

 

[Raging-Banebou]

I'm so tough, I ate a bowl of nails for breakfeast...without any milk and the little marshmallows!

 

[PSIQuasi]

I'm so manly, I gave a rusty nail a high-five, and it didn't even hurt (But it was dark...).

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

I'm so Manly, I don't go to work for money; work comes to me for money.

 

[PSIQuasi]

I'm so manly Soviet Russia can't do jack$%&* about it

 

[OniTheWolf]

I'm so manly that Mr. T does not pity me; I pity Mr. T.

or

I'm so manly 4Kids couldn't censor ****.

 

[zaneebaslave]

I'm so manly that I dont impregnate women, women impregnate me!

...wait.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

I'm so manly, I can make a sandwich in less than 10 seconds.

 

[Laem]

I'm so manly, i can have a sandwich made for me in less than 10 seconds.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

I'm so manly, I don't even need a sandwich.

 

[PSIQuasi]

I'm so manly I only need bread crusts

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

I'm so manly, I can ride a shark, while naked, wrestling a bear, eat a raw steak, and still make it home in time to watch my favorite show.

 

[PSIQuasi]

I'm so Manly, I take a bath by riding a rabid grizzly, naked into a car wash

 

[MojoMan]

im so manly that during all that, I have the mexican tire pumper pump my bear for an extra 25 cents.

 

[Rukako]

I'm so tough, I could be one of the strongest 8th graders in the US.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

I'm so manly, I've made it to college.

 

[PSIQuasi]

I'm so manly, I can conjure White Castle Burgers with my MIND!

 

[Mewter]

I'M SO MANLY, I REALLY CAN TYPE IN ALL CAPS.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

I'm so manly, I type correctly.

 

[zaneebaslave]

I'm so tough, that I get into extremely deep conversations about Zelda!

 

[Rukako]

I'm so tough, I can handle almost anything.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

I'm so manly, I stood in front of Chuck Norris and he stepped to the side.

 

[The Cunning Weasel]

I'm so manly, I main Snake.

wait

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

I'm so manly, I main Snake.

wait

Snake is a man's man. You wouldn't be manly if mained Marth; he wears a tiara.

 

[The Cunning Weasel]

Nothing is manlier than Captain Falcon dittos

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

I'm so manly, I main Luigi.

 

[PSIQuasi]

I'm so manly, Chuck Norris is my Butler, and Mr. T is my chauffeur.

 

[shounenkel]

I'm so manly i could take you mom with one look, lol kidding >_<

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

I,m so manly I chose how vords are spelled F*** the dickshory

 

[Rukako]

I'm so tough, I have guy friends who.... *Blanks this out for the guy's sake* and when I got rejected by one of them, which the reason is a no-brainer, I handled it well without crying~

 

[PSIQuasi]

I'm So manly, I ordered Chuck Norris to make me a sandwich, I took a $%*& on it, forced Mr. T to eat it, and forced Chuck Norris to eat Mr. T, all while typing this post.

 

[Mewter]

I'm SO manly, I can combo in Brawl.