Houston Thread - No HOBOs and no WHOBOs. What do we do now??????????????????????????????????????????

[Xyro77]

Don't talk like one of them. You're not! Even if you'd like to be. To them, you're just a freak, like me! They need you right now, but when they don't, they'll cast you out, like a leper! You see, their morals, their code, it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these... these civilized people, they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve.

The Joker: Oh, you look nervous. Is it the scars? You want to know how I got 'em?
[He grabs Rachel's head and positions the knife by her mouth]

The Joker: Come here. Hey! Look at me. So I had a wife. She was beautiful, like you. Who tells me I worry too much. Who tells me I ought to smile more. Who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks. One day, they carve her face. And we have no money for surgeries. She can't take it. I just want to see her smile again. I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars. So... I stick a razor in my mouth and do this...
[the Joker mimics slicing his mouth open with his tongue]

The Joker: ...to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling!
[Rachel knees the Joker in the groin; he merely laughs it off]

The Joker: A little fight in you. I like that.

Batman: [off-screen] Then you're gonna love me.

 

[Xyro77]

Green Bay eye doctor offers free Lasik surgery to NFL replacement refs


http://tracking.si.com/2012/09/26/green-bay-eye-doctor-free-lasik-seahawks-packers-nfl/

 

[z00ted]

that lil mexico video was hilarious

 

[Xyro77]

that lil mexico video was hilarious

hahaha yea.

it would be even more funny if he DIED ON STAGE

 

[z00ted]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOasdfasdfa

 

[Xyro77]

off topic but is there anything like this that i can put on my iphone4?

 

[Sky Pirate]

EDIT: **** it, too much work.

EDIT 2: DAMN, that's beautiful though...

 

[CY]

just ordered the lenovo ideapad y580 for $900.

my body is so fking ready. PC GAMING 4 LYFE allan

 

[Xyro77]

I don't care about computer nerds nor their nerd computers.

 

[Nike.]

 

[GHNeko]

What I'd like to know is where the **** is he getting Wifi from?

 

[RT]

Ancient Chinese secret.

 

[Player-4]

Wifi? This ***** got 4G.

 

[Zano]

gets pretty dark in china quick if it's only 5

 

[DiSQO_BuNNY]

This changed my life.

 

[Xyro77]

Mulan sucked

 

[Shadocat]

Posting in this thread for the first time just to say this post was absolute gold

 

[GHNeko]

Still trying to figure where he's getting wifi from.

 

[Fliphopper]

Wifi Hot spot?

 

[GHNeko]

In the mountains?

 

[Xyro77]

In feudal(sp?) Japan?

 

[GHNeko]

China actually lol.

 

[RT]

Xyro apparently did not watch Mulan.

 

[z00ted]

agreed on xyro that mulan sucked
wtf man we have same taste on pretty much all movies except superhero ones wtf wtf wtf wtf

 

[RT]

Xyro=Illmatic

Sick.

 

[Zori]

Nike you are a god

 

[z00ted]

 

[KRDsonic]

That gif just made my day

 

[Nike.]

What have I done?

 

[z00ted]

 

[Xyro77]

China=Japan=Asians= RICE *******

 

[z00ted]

^agreed

 

[RT]

China=Japan=Asians= RICE *******

Herpa derpa ta tiddley tum.

Rob Schneider is...XYRO.

Rated XXX

 

[Xyro77]

Ummm no. Unlike him, I'm actually funny.

 

[CY]

he's a rice eater Allan, he doesn't understand

 

[RT]

............no

 

[z00ted]

i love rt and xyro!!!

 

[Xyro77]

****ing new gens and rice *******. I WANT THEM ALL DEAD!!!

 

[BioDG]

First review of RE6 is a 9 out of 10.

what the eff man

 

[Jon Farron]

Fail, lol.