Hey folks, my name is Nooga and I'm the best player in the world.

[nooga]

No, this was a joke thread. I live in Rochester (Brighton). Haven't played Melee since I was something like 10, I think? I do own Brawl and play against CPUs from time to time, though.

 

[Papa+Stone]

You cant weasel yourself out of this one nooga the damage is done

 

[GCS Gaming Customs]

No, this was a joke thread. I live in Rochester (Brighton). Haven't played Melee since I was something like 10, I think? I do own Brawl and play against CPUs from time to time, though.

Nooga, No...

This is like, the worst ending to this story, please tell me you're lying.

 

[gravy]

I told you scrubs this was nonsense.

 

[nooga]

Nooga, No...

This is like, the worst ending to this story, please tell me you're lying.

Haha, sorry man. I posted this right after I had seen the documentary to cause a ****storm, and there it is. ^^

I told you scrubs this was nonsense.

Well done! If you ever are playing on Rochester, I definitely want to get into Melee and get better. Let me know :]

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

No, this was a joke thread. I live in Rochester (Brighton). Haven't played Melee since I was something like 10, I think? I do own Brawl and play against CPUs from time to time, though.

And thus, the greatest thread on Smashboards comes to an end

 

[Player -0]

Haha, sorry man. I posted this right after I had seen the documentary to cause a ****storm, and there it is. ^^



Well done! If you ever are playing on Rochester, I definitely want to get into Melee and get better. Let me know :]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO KEEP UP THE FACADE!!!!!!!!!

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@Papa
What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little *****? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Pikachu Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Hoenn, and I have over 3,000,000 confirmed kills. I am trained in mankey warfare and I’m the top Pika in the entire Pikachu armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this universe, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of pikachus across Johto and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my tail. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United Pikachu Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your little miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you could have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ****ing dead, kiddo.

 

[Papa+Stone]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO KEEP UP THE FACADE!!!!!!!!!

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@Papa
What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little *****? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Pikachu Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Hoenn, and I have over 3,000,000 confirmed kills. I am trained in mankey warfare and I’m the top Pika in the entire Pikachu armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this universe, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of pikachus across Johto and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my tail. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United Pikachu Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your little miserable *** off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you could have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ****ing dead, kiddo.

Please, I will come at you with the force of 2 rhinos, which I will have you know way many more pounds than any seal species there is
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhinoceros

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

YOUR RHINOS ARE NO MATCH FOR THE ONE

THE ONLY

THE GREAT

JIGGLYSIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Papa+Stone]

How much can it lift

 

[Player -0]

Please, I will come at you with the force of 2 rhinos, which I will have you know way many more pounds than any seal species there is
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhinoceros

Maybe you didn't read my post, kiddo, I am trained in the Pikachu Seals, the most elite force on the universe and as soon as I finish my tea, I will hunt you down and destroy you. Maybe if you hadn't replied with your "clever" comment I would've spared you, kiddo, but now I will gather a team of Pikas and wipe you off the face of Hoenn.

 

[Sashimi]

 

[KingofPhantoms]

We can't let this thread die guys, it's the greatest one that has ever been posted on any forum ever.



Also, Papa+Stone is no match for the gambling Oogie Boogie man.

Spoiler

 

[Papa+Stone]

Maybe you didn't read my post, kiddo, I am trained in the Pikachu Seals, the most elite force on the universe and as soon as I finish my tea, I will hunt you down and destroy you. Maybe if you hadn't replied with your "clever" comment I would've spared you, kiddo, but now I will gather a team of Pikas and wipe you off the face of Hoenn.

3 months yo, fly over to Apex and prepare yourself for some bloodshed, bring all of your pikachus if you must, I will be hiding in the bathroom so you know where to find me. Once I have had my fun with you in MMs I will eat your meat along with the rest of your crew; the rhino is a savage beast and dines with enthusiasm unrivaled even by the most established of seals. When you are no longer raw and living I will sell your furs for phat stacks of paper which will be enough to fund MMs with shiny mewtwo. Remember that my domination of the melee community will begin with you, kid. These are the risks one takes when they foolishly become my enemies and rivals.

 

[EpixAura]

Holy crap. This thread is still going on? I thought this was going to be instalocked as a troll thread.

Did I, by chance, miss something great?

 

[nooga]

lol nope, I'm actually awful.

Holy crap. This thread is still going on? I thought this was going to be instalocked as a troll thread.

Did I, by chance, miss something great?

Read though it. Bones making up a story to go with mine was amazing and improved the theead immediately, so I just improvised and went with it. Lots of fun was had. :]

 

[Papa+Stone]

lol nope, I'm actually awful.



Read though it. Bones making up a story to go with mine was amazing and improved the theead immediately, so I just improvised and went with it. Lots of fun was had. :]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO boo this weak man

 

[EpixAura]

Damn, just finished reading through everything. Burst out laughing way more than I should have.

Also, Papa+Stone is apparently Poe's Law incarnate. He's trying so hard to let us realize he's trolling, but he just can't quite bring himself to do it.

It's okay, Papa+Stone. I believe in you.

 

[nooga]

Damn, just finished reading through everything. Burst out laughing way more than I should have.

Also, Papa+Stone is apparently Poe's Law incarnate. He's trying so hard to let us realize he's trolling, but he just can't quite bring himself to do it.

It's okay, Papa+Stone. I believe in you.

Papa is an amateur

 

[Papa+Stone]

Papa is an amateur

You take that back. I dont normally kick a man when he is down but thats only if he keeps his lips all zipped up nice and tight

 

[GCS Gaming Customs]

Papa is an amateur

Look whose talking, it only took us 5 pages to shut your troll game down. Papa is still going strong

Rhinos B****

 

[Sashimi]

I don't know about you guys, but I'd like to see a Money Match between nooga and Papa+Stone...

 

[Shiny Mewtwo aka Jigglysir]

DID SOMEONE SAY ???????????




I love that emoticon so much!


oh yeah, staying on topic.


ummm

RHINOS *******

 

[Cowsaymeow]

God damn it I wanted this to be true

 

[nooga]

God damn it I wanted this to be true

D:

 

[Cowsaymeow]

Nooga, become the best so this thread can be true

 

[cemo]

Haha, sorry man. I posted this right after I had seen the documentary to cause a ****storm, and there it is. ^^

you think more people would've noticed since it was both like right after the documentary and almost verbatim from lines in it.

 

[nooga]

Nooga, become the best so this thread can be true

First I gotta find people to play with man!

 

[Papa+Stone]

Fight me at apex Ill bring snacks and clean controllers

 

[Cowsaymeow]

First I gotta find people to play with man!

pretty sure you can find your region somewhere in there http://smashboards.com/threads/facebook-groups-links.325058/

 

[l3lue2ain]

All I'm saying is ounce I was at a melee tournament and not only did I money match m2k thinking he was a scrub I money matched Neo right after because I thought he was free. He was sandbagging people lol till I money matched him.

 

[Vixen]

Ive played since 05 and am ranked on my regions pr :v

@papa

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[JKJ]

This thread is gold



But I called it

 

[Papa+Stone]

Ive played since 05 and am ranked on my regions pr :v

@papa

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But you have never had a rival of my calibre before, or any in your career I bet. Im going to do you a favor and let you see what damage an actually rival can do, but remember if theres any time when you feel like you cant handle just tell me and I will stop okay?

 

[Bones0]

What a bunch of boobs.

 

[nooga]

What a bunch of boobs.

Sorry Bonesy wonesy

 

[Bones0]

Sorry Bonesy wonesy

I was just joking about everyone who believed that awful story of me going to a trip to New York and playing you. lol

 

[nooga]

I was just joking about everyone who believed that awful story of me going to a trip to New York and playing you. lol

Haha, that's the only thing that made this thread even a little believable. Good work mate. <3

 

[Papa+Stone]

Yeah, if it wasnt for that bit I might have found out that nooga was a troll

 

[GHNeko]

Nooga, if your trying to hustle, you need to pretend to be bad from the start. You can't sudenly act like your bad after showing us your greatness.

Like wtf. Your hustlin needs work.

Everyone else, don't be fooled. Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, cuz nooga be hustlin erribody in here.

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