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HEY BUT...Rounbit ****ing Sucks!

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HugS

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Ok so I've been hearing a lot of **** talk from roundbit about how they can beat superfriends.

Let's go over some facts.
Roundbit:
1. 30 players strong, or weak, however you want to look at it.
2. Most players in the crew don't know who's in the crew.
3. Have never actually played a crew battle together.
4. 25 out of 30 members are on "socal's 15 worst smashers" list.
5. DC is the oldest member of the crew.

Superfriends:
1. Have never lost a crew battle vs a legit crew.
2. Gabe, Wolf, Jose, Romeo, Joe, Hugo, Omar? Case rested.

It's funny too, because every time we start thinking about strategy for a crew battle, we are always like "Oh wait, we have omar too". Do you know how **** it is to know that you can win, and THEN realize that omar is in your crew as well? ****ing nail in the coffin.

And it sucks, Rounbit has the potential to be good. Like they'd be good if they could travel out of state as a crew, but they'd need to find someone who can house 50 people. Like the entire tournament set up would be needed in order for the crew to have friendlies and warm up.

Did you know that Roundbit has a C team, a B team, and an A team? DC isn't even in the A team, that's some great strategy.

And they just keep talking about who'd they send in vs Superfriends. Mango is a great player. I've seen him in crews vs SK92 and Silent Spectre. Fantastic performances. And i know what the comeback is gonna be - "Ive seen you play vs wes in crews". It happened in 1997, you guys weren't even born yet.

It's a 30 man crew, so vs us, they'd have like 1 stock each. I'm pretty sure we'd be able to take the first, and ONLY, stock off of each of your players.


DC - "Nah dawg, you gotta save the best for last". It's the basis of the roundbit strategy. I hope mango can take out 6 superfriends. Good luck.
 

Hirsine

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Rawr!!!

Hugo is running on the power of Turkey, Honey baked Ham, cranberry sauce and CheeseCake with absolutely no preservatives!


I might add to the fact that Mango and his crew are "Indians"

now why do I say that?
Unfortunately for the Indians(Roundbit), this yelling(aka **** talk) would instead serve as an advanced warning to their enemies(Superfriends), allowing to take arms and get ready for the attack long before the battle

Historians would agree that this strategy was ****ty
Taken from Alphabet of Manliness. page 192

Happy Thanksgivn' :p:p:p:p
 

EzynJAY

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LOL foo he should have his own video game dawg... =) HAPPY THANKSGIVING *****ES lol =)
 

MaNg0

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Alright then hugo..

Lets do a crew battle

Me joey Larry Dc Pbody

agianst ur supposed orginal crew

Where everyone sucks?

Romeo.. gets ***** by fox
Jay... Hes not even in the west coast rap song
Gabe.... cant say nothing bad about gabe.. he plays yoshi
Inks.... Loses 2 every sheik in the world....
Hugo..... Loses 2 every falco on Fd including Pbodys\
Omar.... Wtf happened 2 omar...

lets crew battle

30 dollars per person????
lets go hugs
Ucla.. lets do it u stupid homo..

And sorry for me letting everyone in.
Im just trying 2 be nice
Imagine if u suck.. and someone let u in ur crew?
wouldnt u feel good? sorry for being a nice guy =D
biiiiitch hugo

and if i rember.. after ss ***** me..
I came back 2 take lunins 4 stock with ma 2 ..
 

HugS

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LoL calm down with the 30 dollars per member.

If roundb!tch wants to crew battle, we can crew battle. No money, just pride.

You have to use 7 players though. That's the rule. We use all our players in non tournament crew battles unless we have more players than the opposing team. You have about 65 members, so it shouldn't be a problem to come up with 7.

And wow, just cuz you want to be nice doesn't mean you have to let everyone in your crew. It lowers the value of being in your crew.

Might as well change your crew name from "Roundbit" to "Smashers".
 

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lol it gonna be so funny if we beat them after this thread being sticky n all


i mean do you know how stupid hugo is gonna look
 

MaNg0

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whatever 7 people i dont care..
Everyone else sucks
ur the only good one so doenst bother me
(not gabe)


LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE IS SCARED AND DOESNT WANT 2 PLAY FOR MONEY!! CHICKEN!!

Lol it lowers the value?????
Like i said ..
For example..
Lets use a random noob..named mikeHaze <3
And u let him in..... omg in hugs crew....he get all happy
Thats just waht im trying to do
I wish when i was a noob u let would of let me in super friends..
I would of died and gone 2 heaven..But nope UR MEAN
SO GTFO


Wtf Smashers?
It would be ... We Would **** SuperFriends In A crew Batll Crew
 

HugS

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i mean do you know how stupid hugo is gonna look
Not very. I talk endless **** all the time. I mean you have heard me talk about my ganon right? And my ganon loses a lot right? Win or lose it's not gonna make me look stupid cuz I joke around a lot. But we won't be losing, so don't worry about it.

And I really only play for money when I don't like someone, or when I need money. I don't need the money. Well, i don't need 30 dollars per member. I'll do 5 per member if my crew is cool with it.

I'm not gonna lie, my crew has been slacking lately, but crew battles involve much more than just good players. We've beaten crews and come close to crews that have a far greater skill level than us. I know how to win crew battles.
 

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lets look at the facts ok now roundbit: featuring gimpy!

gabe is the best yoshi player ever! but hes still a yoshy wich can be beaten

wolf i dont think he plays anymore but i mean gimpy ***** peaches

inks.................

jay...........................

how are you guys gonna win again?

omar probly the biggest threat...but with all the stocks left over from the last two members i talked about i think well manage

and hugo........when was the last time he beat mangos jiggs?

so yea there ya go people
 

MaNg0

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Well hugs..
I hate u.. for making this thread in the first place..
Ur suck a biiiiiiitch
making a thread about how my crew sucks

If u ask me ...
thats kinda gay..
im just sitting here.. then i go to regional zones...
and to c this thread.. if u ask me .. thats kinda of a ***** move...

but wahtever i guess..
be a biiiitch..
u biiiitch
 

HugS

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and hugo........when was the last time he beat mangos jiggs?

so yea there ya go people
Um, last saturday in winners?

He DID beat me back in losers, but he and I both know that he was thanking the stars that I rolled on our last match.

And yeah, so what, mango is the only member in your crew that can beat me, but who says I'm gonna run into mango? This **** is far more complex than just a "Mango vs hugs, Lucky vs Romeo" type of strategy.

Well hugs..
I hate u.. for making this thread in the first place..
Ur suck a biiiiiiitch
making a thread about how my crew sucks

If u ask me ...
thats kinda gay..
im just sitting here.. then i go to regional zones...
and to c this thread.. if u ask me .. thats kinda of a ***** move...

but wahtever i guess..
be a biiiitch..
u biiiitch
Lol wow it's a joke. How many anti silent wolf threads have you started in the last 2 weeks? Don't act all butt hurt.
 

MaNg0

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Well
MR.Hugs..
If u think about it...
Well just save me for u.

And larry and pbody will take out ur other members.. till there forced 2 bring u in

I no our matches our close and what not.. even if u do beat.. ill still bring u down 2 1 stock...
which joey or someone should take..

this thread should just get closed.. gg
 
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