Han Solo
Banned via Warnings
Samus main: All I know is pain. My world is pain. I wouldn't have it any other way.
Donkey Kong main: lolololol donger konger. so fat. so stronk
Ness main: I picked a character that loses in smash, because I have already lost in life.
Pikachu main: Look at me sweetspot the ledge over and over. I'm so ****ing technical. This game is so balanced, I don't know what you guys are talking about. Melee sucks. Edgeguarding is so hard.
Mario main: I'm a pretty cool dude. Smash is fun.
Luigi main: I can't believe how underrated Luigi is. The Luigi-Kirby matchup is 60:40 easily. Luigi is an underdeveloped character.
Falcon main: I pretend I play a technically challenging character because he moves fast, but I'm lying to myself and others around me. If I get an fthrow-falcon punch combo, I'm still going to pretend that it's the greatest thing in the world, look at my opponent with a smirk on my face and a twinkle in my eye, and whisper in their ear "Show me your moves."
Jigglypuff main: 420
Link main: I don't exist / I am Isai, nice to meet you.
Yoshi main: I have a strange infatuation with Yoshi, bordering on sexual. I would **** Yoshi if I could.
Kirby main: Life is empty and meaningless, and I try to demonstrate this fact by sucking the fun out of everything I do.
Fox main: I'm a respectable human being, and I have lots of friends.
Donkey Kong main: lolololol donger konger. so fat. so stronk
Ness main: I picked a character that loses in smash, because I have already lost in life.
Pikachu main: Look at me sweetspot the ledge over and over. I'm so ****ing technical. This game is so balanced, I don't know what you guys are talking about. Melee sucks. Edgeguarding is so hard.
Mario main: I'm a pretty cool dude. Smash is fun.
Luigi main: I can't believe how underrated Luigi is. The Luigi-Kirby matchup is 60:40 easily. Luigi is an underdeveloped character.
Falcon main: I pretend I play a technically challenging character because he moves fast, but I'm lying to myself and others around me. If I get an fthrow-falcon punch combo, I'm still going to pretend that it's the greatest thing in the world, look at my opponent with a smirk on my face and a twinkle in my eye, and whisper in their ear "Show me your moves."
Jigglypuff main: 420
Link main: I don't exist / I am Isai, nice to meet you.
Yoshi main: I have a strange infatuation with Yoshi, bordering on sexual. I would **** Yoshi if I could.
Kirby main: Life is empty and meaningless, and I try to demonstrate this fact by sucking the fun out of everything I do.
Fox main: I'm a respectable human being, and I have lots of friends.