HELP me

[phazermuffin]

D: is there anyone around the los banos area that can house me for a night on monday the 5th of october? i has a court appearance on tuesday @ 8 in the morning and there is no way i'm gonna make it from irvine. T_T help jenny!

<3

 

[SuperRad]

Santa Cruz isn't that far from Los Banos
neither is Merced

 

[pockyD]

the toilets?

 

[phazermuffin]

i just wanna get housing for the night before cause it's a 5 hour drive for me D: /cry

 

[The Greater Leon]

what did you do!??!?!?!

 

[Lovage]

armed robbery

 

[Kira-]

statutory ****

 

[embracethe12]

assault by use of pressurised water

 

[Atlus8]

murder: second-degree!

why is it so f***en far?

 

[MacD]

atlus it's that far cause that is the area where she got her ticket

your best bet is probably to just find a cheep crappy hotel room in los banos

santa cruz would be a ***** for you to get to and you'd still have to drive a couple hours to los banos

modesto/merced would be your best bet if you really want free housing, but idk if you know any of those smashers but those are still like 45min-1hr away from los banos, and would add like 100-120 total miles to your trip

 

[pockyD]

how much $$ is the ticket? it sounds like it'd be easier/cheaper to just pay it off than to make a 12 hour round trip?

on the other hand, fight the power

 

[Vodage]

I just hope it wasn't vehicular manslaughter. That's what lands drunk drivers in prison.

 

[The Greater Leon]

jenny you should definitely flesh out the story for us

 

[Adam M!]

she probably will for the person who's housing her

 

[phazermuffin]

MAW but i wanna try to not get my insurance to go up by requesting traffic school. since i've already gone to traffic school within 18 months(it was a photo enforced ticket) i can't go to school. but my friend who teaches traffic school says that i'm able to go to school(12 hours) if the judge allows me to, therefore my mother will never know i got a ticket. LOL HOUSE ME

you guys should know about my 100mph speeding ticket i got when i was driving to genesis

 

[Atlus8]

Gishnak lives in SLO! It still might take a few hours to Los Banos but it beats driving from Irvine!

 

[phazermuffin]

what is slo? and anything around there beats driving from irvine. omg 5 hours!

 

[JTB]

san luis obispo

 

[phazermuffin]

omg T_T well falcomist offered me backup housing which is like more or less than 1.5 hours from the place ughguhguhguhguhgughughgh this is dumb and it's $435......

 

[joeplicate]

shouldn't have driven so fast

 

[Adam M!]

agreed. 10

 

[The Greater Leon]

after getting pulled over many times, ive decided to never be in a blissful state while driving. thats when you speed the most. so i try to not be totally happy while driving.

oh yeah, just dropped off my girl, i love this song, ill be home in 5 minutes, **** yes

ran a light

bweeew

***

 

[phazermuffin]

BLEH everything sucks

 

[LunInSpectra]

after getting pulled over many times, ive decided to never be in a blissful state while driving. thats when you speed the most. so i try to not be totally happy while driving.

oh yeah, just dropped off my girl, i love this song, ill be home in 5 minutes, **** yes

ran a light

bweeew

***

Hahahahahaha

Why don't you try calling up the Los Banos police station, posing as an attorney who needs to subpoena the officer that gave you the ticket. Tell them you need to know when he's not available so that you can run your schedule around him. Then call up the court system (with your real voice) to arrange a date for the hearing on the day the officer is on vacation, reasoning that you're out of the country twice, but available on "this specific date". You won't show up, he won't -- the ticket will disappear.

Tell us if it works.

 

[phazermuffin]

that's a magnificent idea but there's no way i'll ever pull it off. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPEAK ATTORNEY

 

[sidefx]

im fluent in bull****, and i feel responsible for you getting your ticket on the way to the greatest tournament ever in the world of the universe.

you should just move to norcal at this rate.



btw, speeding is in your blood DONT DENY IT.

 

[phazermuffin]

lol i was excited, what can i say? and i love speeding.. it's lame that it's not allowed! :D

 

[Nasanieru]

lol i was excited, what can i say? and i love endangering the lives of other people on the road.. it's lame that I have to follow traffic laws! :D

Wait, what?

Spoiler

10unnecessaryboyscouts

 

[MacD]

you could move to nevada, no speed limits on freeways if i remember correctly

 

[Zoap]

lol macd, every state has speed limits some are just higher than others, though i believe 75-80 is the highest for any states.

EDIT: I just read the whole thread and Jenny you shouldn't of paid the photo enforced ticket as you aren't required to. My sister got one and my father(retired cop) researched them and found out as long as you don't respond they can't do anything about them as they can't prove that it was you driving.

Also I found this cool Wikipedia map with max speed limits http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:US_speed_limits.svg

 

[phazermuffin]

OMG i know nothing!

Wait, what?

Spoiler

10unnecessaryboyscouts

FOR GENESIS duhh

 

[sidefx]

get junked jenny's money


could have bought me a new ps3 instead =\ cause you never got me anything for my bday last month =(

buttface. just give me the keys to your car and were good

 

[The Greater Leon]

jenny i havent seen you since, but im still getting you something cool for your birthday

 

[HyugaRicdeau]

If you can't find anywhere closer, you can get housing in Santa Cruz with me or Joe.

 

[phazermuffin]

get junked jenny's money


could have bought me a new ps3 instead =\ cause you never got me anything for my bday last month =(

buttface. just give me the keys to your car and were good

woah woah woah you never got me anything for my birthday boo @ u!

jenny i havent seen you since, but im still getting you something cool for your birthday

what's up with that? D:

If you can't find anywhere closer, you can get housing in Santa Cruz with me or Joe.

how far is santa cruz from where i'm supposed to go? i don't even know the name of the city LOL

 

[phazermuffin]

TO TOFU'S HOUSE! i'll most likely be leaving so cal on saturday night if anything. so come visit me @ tofu's house or we can get foooooooooooods all you norcal people

 

[Atlus8]

Drive carefully!

 

[Gaara♥]

i always wanted to play tofu

 

[phazermuffin]

I DON'T HAVE TO GO ANYMORE WOOOOOOOOOO i'm going to request a trial by mail no wasting more money yayyyyy

 

[Drecker]

Edit: I'm ********.