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Happy New Year, The Year Of Banter!

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Professor Pro

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To be honest this Christmas has spread the banter quite far across the UK. To the point the actual event renamed itself without any of our assistance. I was wondering why it changed to Bantermas by itself so I walked up to it in preparation to ask why only to turn round and realize it left a note on the table already saying 'FOR THE BANTER!'
Once I saw this I said 'ahhhh yes this makes sense' and it was a bit weird how it knew I was going to ask it but I guess it did it for the banter.
I think some of us have reached new levels of banter this year to the point we do for the banter FOR THE BANTER.
Some people dont understand our banter and thus have a Christmas which is just a failure.

These are some of the people who will not be recieving the gift:
VA (this guy is one of the biggest failures)
Bullet Bill (PNB <<<<)
Fuzzyness
Chrisboi
Kone
Retroking2000
Frozenwave
JO3

While some of us bask in the rays of the banter for the banter thus we having a bantermas banter for the banter:
ZEPPO!
Professor Pro
Foulplay
PDOT
Tails Chao
Hao
Kyubbi
Grayfox
Aiko
Inertia123

So all of us will be having a bantermas christmas, if you want to get involved you have until 12:00 PM to get the banter. Prove your worth

Hahaha, sorry guys, wish I was here when all this banter was posted, unfortunately I had alot of other banter to do for the banter.
I had to go to the shop today, and funny story, I had loads of banter on the way there, I met a guy who had loads of banter and we had some banter for the banter... then once I got to the shops I looked endlessly to see if I could find a box of banter 16x4, it was a trouble because considering the time of year(bantermas) alot of the banter was sold out, probably for the banter, but I managed to find the last box of banter for the banter!! And the shopkeeper, at the prospect of me buying the last box of banter for the banter, was having absolutely loads of banter, possibly for the banter Im not sure you might have to check with him! I asked him how his banter was, he said hes got the banter, I asked him why and he said for the banter. He then asked me how my banter was, I told him righteously that Ive got the banter, and he asked why and I said it was probably for the banter. I then left and said bye.
Funny story actually, I decided then to get a taxi home, just because taxis have ****eloads of banter, but the taxi-man had pish banter for the banter haha!! I asked him to take me to the banter, he said why, and we took a while but finally managed to get to the conclusion that it would probably be for the banter. So he took me to the banter for the banter, and because of the time of year(bantermas), get this, he said "that'll be 10 banter please" so I gave him some banter and that was it! People are so banterous at this time of year I swear to god, and its probably for the banter too I guess:confused:.
Finally, when I got to the banter I opened the door and found everyone was in it for the banter. I wished them all a happy banter and a merry banter banter, and then proceeded to open my 16x4 box of banter and sit down and have loads of banter with my box of banter for the banter! My god, pinch me if Ive ever had more banter before, cause I was having loads of banter for the banter.:bee:

This is what some of you are missing out on, lemme do a lil banter event i was involved in for the banter which turned out that the banter event had the banter but not enough banter, which seemed to be for the banter but isnt the banter always for the banter.

I was walking down the street for the banter and no other reason, just to check if I could find any new banter techniques.
I walked into the shop to buy some bubblegum to mask my breath because it smelled, but then I smelled my breath, and if you are as deep as I am in the banter you can tell when your breath is having the banter, so I didnt stop it.
I randomly ended up in Scotland in like 2 mins, I think time gave me a chance to get there quick for the banter. I met Zeppo, we had the usual banter where we just talked about banter and how our banter was for the banter. He asked me who doesnt have the banter. I looked at him and he said 'arent you going to tell me'. I was disgust with him and I had my foot out the door, he turned around and look me in my eyes and said 'Oh you're not saying for the banter'. I finally became happy and walked back in his house. We played a lil smash, a few banterous roy dittos...and then I was like how am I going to get home, he let me ride his banter jet. I got home safely for the banter and promised to carry on the banter tradition. Then it was Christmas and I had the banter for the banter where the banter is placed in certain areas for the banter and the banter can be created for the banter till the banter the banter works for the banter and it is done for the banter imo.
 

Cpt.Zeppo

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my goodness, the creation of the thread/post is huge banter in itself, but to accompany it with loads of banter just for the banter is something else. Great thread, words are failing me now ftb
 

FoulPlay

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May 18, 2006
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Oh my goodness the banter. That entire post had tons of reidiclious banter, I'm sure it was all for the banter though. Have a good bantermas, I'm sure you'll be supplying the banter at yours. Best thread of the year, well done, has tons of banter.
 

Jolteon

I'm sharpening my knife, kupo.
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goodness, I just ended up in scotland too.

theres only one reason why this happened, it is Bantermas after all!
 

J03

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4,342
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Manchester, Great Britain
thanks for forgetting about the north :laugh:

and i know i know, you remembered ant, all i have to say is that i know you minorities stick together :laugh:

and ant, ill have the money on the 5th as planned, dont break my legs plox
 

grayfox

Smash Champion
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2,722
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Anonburgh, Scotland
MY MY THE BANTER!!!

What a day to celebrate the banter. The day of a jolly man in red who flies all over the world in 1 day purely for the banter giving everyone the banter, and what is he doing on his mode of transport??!?!? CHUCKLING AWAY TO HIMSELF BECAUSE HES GOT SO MUCH BANTER! A huge smug grin the whole way around the world delighting everyone for the banter and giving some people ****e presents just so they are gutted yet have to look delighted for the bad beat banter!



THE BANTER
 

Koop_88

Smash Journeyman
Joined
May 12, 2008
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404
Location
Bedford, England
Banter for the banter is an attempt to create a fake banter because you actually lack true, pure, real banter.

Anyone with true, pure, real banter such as myself and jo3 know this.

Hope you all had a good christmas, some with banter, some with half-baked, downsized, less impressive banter for the banter. ;)
 

Bullet Bill

Smash Master
Joined
Feb 9, 2007
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UK - Southampton
To be honest this Christmas has spread the banter quite far across the UK. To the point the actual event renamed itself without any of our assistance. I was wondering why it changed to Bantermas by itself so I walked up to it in preparation to ask why only to turn round and realize it left a note on the table already saying 'FOR THE BANTER!'
Once I saw this I said 'ahhhh yes this makes sense' and it was a bit weird how it knew I was going to ask it but I guess it did it for the banter.
I think some of us have reached new levels of banter this year to the point we do for the banter FOR THE BANTER.
Some people dont understand our banter and thus have a Christmas which is just a failure.

These are some of the people who will not be recieving the gift:
VA (this guy is one of the biggest failures)
Bullet Bill
Fuzzyness
Chrisboi
Kone
Retroking2000
Frozenwave

While some of us bask in the rays of the banter for the banter thus we having a bantermas banter for the banter:
ZEPPO!
Professor Pro
Foulplay
PDOT
Tails Chao
Hao
Kyubbi
Grayfox
Aiko

So all of us will be having a bantermas christmas, if you want to get involved you have until 12:00 PM to get the banter. Prove your worth




This is what some of you are missing out on, lemme do a lil banter event i was involved in for the banter which turned out that the banter event had the banter but not enough banter, which seemed to be for the banter but isnt the banter always for the banter.

I was walking down the street for the banter and no other reason, just to check if I could find any new banter techniques.
I walked into the shop to buy some bubblegum to mask my breath because it smelled, but then I smelled my breath, and if you are as deep as I am in the banter you can tell when your breath is having the banter, so I didnt stop it.
I randomly ended up in Scotland in like 2 mins, I think time gave me a chance to get there quick for the banter. I met Zeppo, we had the usual banter where we just talked about banter and how our banter was for the banter. He asked me who doesnt have the banter. I looked at him and he said 'arent you going to tell me'. I was disgust with him and I had my foot out the door, he turned around and look me in my eyes and said 'Oh you're not saying for the banter'. I finally became happy and walked back in his house. We played a lil smash, a few banterous roy dittos...and then I was like how am I going to get home, he let me ride his banter jet. I got home safely for the banter and promised to carry on the banter tradition. Then it was Christmas and I had the banter for the banter where the banter is placed in certain areas for the banter and the banter can be created for the banter till the banter the banter works for the banter and it is done for the banter imo.
Good to see you're happy
 

Inertia123

Smash Journeyman
Joined
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399
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Epsom - South of London
Its nice to see someone still going on about banter. Reminds me of 4 years ago....

Also Bill why did you quote the entire first post? For the banter?

Also also had an excellent roast with a lot of excellent wine followed by watching the Dark Knight whilst eating copious amounts of anything that strayed within a 2 metre radius of me.

Also also also Merry Christmas/Bantermas to all! Heres to the hangover I won't get tomorrow cos I don't actually get them. Hah!
 

PDOT

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LOL

Time to banter.

I feel sorry for those whose brains cannot fully understand the banter.
 

Professor Pro

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England, South London
You didn't actually walk in, or out of anything. You just wrote that for the banter.
Actually I walked in and the laptop was on the page with that post quoted by itself and so I wrote walked in and then when I wrote the post I wrote walks out and then the banter must have posted it.
 
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