Give me some advice

[Kai_]

I'm not a freak who sits in the bathroom for a long time or anything, but this particular day I'd had some KFC bargain bucket and so business was taking a little longer than usual.

As I looked around I realised...I wasn't alone. There were faces everywhere!

I've concluded that the bathroom must be built over some historical burial ground! The souls of those buried there have become trapped in the walls. They may even be my anscestors.

Of course I have pics, or as well all know, it didn't happen.

^This guy looks like some sort of samurai warrior with a big moustache. I always knew I was descended from the japanese and this must be why I'm so amazing at swordplay

^This looks like some medieval aristocrat. My family must have been rich pri***

^As we can see I also come from a long line of blacks.

^And I just don't know what to make of this one.


I just want to know if there are any exorcists out there, what should I do?

How can I free these souls from my bathroom walls?

Because I don't want them staring at me every time I take a dump.

Thanks.

 

[Pit 42]

Uh...that's weird. As long as you're sure that KFC didn't go to your head, that's really interesting. But...how did you find Steve Irwin on your bathroom wall? Do you live in the land Down Under or something? I can't see half of those faces you showed, but who knows? If you're that inyterested, I suggest try searching google for historical landmarks that are perhaps in your house. Who knows? You could make some cash.

 

[Ensee]

Am I the only one who knows (thinks) this whole topic is a joke? lawl.

 

[pikachun00b7]

Piss on the Bathroom walls(and while you are at it, the Proom too) and tell those dead motha ****as to leave. It worked for me.

 

[GoldShadow]

It might be creepy, but those ancestors of yours can impart great wisdom, and you should take advantage of that. Except the last one. Might not be a great idea to listen to him.

edit: whoa I can actually see the faces now! You know what, they are really creepy. Who ya gonna call? I think you know the answer to that.

 

[WaterTails]

Goldshadow, does he call Colonel Sanders? His insurance agent? Ebay? Seriously... is it the... GHOSTBUSTERS!

 

[commonyoshi]

Make sure to capture their souls in bottles. Sell them to Hiemie afterwards.

 

[Rici]

The first 3 are pretty clear, but I can't see the last one... little hint maybe?

 

[Jazzy Jinx]

Sledge hammers work well.

 

[Eternal phoenix Fire]

Are you going to finish eating your excriments?

That KFC's too ****ing good!!

 

[Dodongo]

It might be the kindbud but I got a good quick laugh out of this topic. Thanks mate.

 

[agentli]

The last one was good, though it was hard to tell who it was

 

[Sporkman]

^This looks like some medieval aristocrat. My family must have been rich pri***

^As we can see I also come from a long line of blacks.

That can't be right.

Spoiler

I kid, I kid!

 

[Bazooka Lucca]

I just want to know if there are any exorcists out there, what should I do?

Stab yourself with a stingray.

 

[Kai_]

Bumped for great justice.

 

[Zook]

Wait, you bring cameras into the bathroom?

 

[Xsyven]

Camera phone, Zook.

 

[Jazzy Jinx]

I bring a gun with me into public bathrooms because I realized that public bathrooms are like my kryptonite; I can't move and yet someone else can attack me. I don't like having that little security so as you can see, a gun is neccessary. And/Or diahrea.

 

[Mini Mic]

wow reading all that is about 10 seconds of my life I will never get back.

 

[ellelaby's younger brother]

You actually took photos?

 

[InfiniteSmash1221]

lol, can kinda see the faces he is talking about. Good topic though, gave me a good laugh.

 

[-Zangetsu-]

You should see the mirror in my bed room ^^;