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Funny SSB4 Picture Captions - No Inappropriate Content

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JamietheAuraUser

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What do you think female fighters wear IRL?

Shorts and a top like that
If they're a futuristic bounty hunter wielding a pistol: a techy full-body armour/stealth suit with nanotechnology to accelerate natural healing?

If they're just a random fighter: A gi. As in, a martial arts uniform. In a more serious setting, this might include metal armlets and shin guards, as well as brass knuckles.

Edit: That said, I do realize that this is similar to a generic sports fighting outfit for women.
 
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If they're a futuristic bounty hunter wielding a pistol: a techy full-body armour/stealth suit with nanotechnology to accelerate natural healing?

If they're just a random fighter: A gi. As in, a martial arts uniform. In a more serious setting, this might include metal armlets and shin guards, as well as brass knuckles.
MMA fighters wear outfits like this
 

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Yeah, but male MMA fighters go around shirtless IIRC. Obviously that's not a good plan in a setting where you may encounter swords and assorted spiky stabbing implements.
Medieval armor isn't going to protect you from a gun

And little mac is dressed in shorts and a t-shirt
 
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Oh man I love this topic, time for my contribution. First try!
 
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To go along with my headcanon that WFT used to be fat. (plus, hurray on my first contribution!)
 

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SUPER MARIO GALAXY 3: NO SUNSHINE FOR YOU

 

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I feel welcomed. Hello, everyone. I've loved this thread, and now I've joined.
Haha, it was the same for me, I joined Smashboards a while ago, but I didn't really feel the need get on the forums until this thread. So much awesome. Took me a while to read through all the previous post though. I digress.

Welcome to the smash boards! Now... post some captions :D
 
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