I would totally be okay with Samus being my mistress.
... Really, Peach? REALLY?! YOU HAD YOUR OWN GAME OF PURE BAD***ERY! As for Zelda... YOU HAVE MAGIC! Oh, and Mew is so cute.
I swear there's a larger image of this Found it. I'm pretty sure Ganondorf's scared as hell like Yamato with that Master Sword sticking near his head. I guess Link's not a subtle sleeper.
Do I need to say anything? There's a fine line between brave and stupid.
The Villager is evil... He could just Google the painting and see if it's real.