Colenstien
Smash Ace
I am not a crooke.
I love political humor.
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Funny Brawl Pics
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I am not a crooke.
I love political humor.
punkomatic622
Smash Journeyman
Was anything ever said about no more "over 9000" jokes?
Because this is just way too easy.
I'll spare you guys the horror of hearing another one, but i will show you the kind of oppertunity available:
Wow, that's just sad.
Sometimes i think Sakurai is posting these pictures as a joke
Because this is just way too easy.
I'll spare you guys the horror of hearing another one, but i will show you the kind of oppertunity available:
Wow, that's just sad.
Sometimes i think Sakurai is posting these pictures as a joke
punkomatic622
Smash Journeyman
Sorry about the double post...but...
Have we learned nothing from our countless hours spent in front of the t.v. on saturday mornings?
Have we learned nothing from our countless hours spent in front of the t.v. on saturday mornings?
Dragonbreath
Smash Ace
One day in This World. . .
It started out innocently enough. . .
Link: No, Ike! If you try to play 'Through The Fire And Flames' without warming up, you'll kill yourself!
Ike: Relax, scrub. I'm not trying to play 'Through the Fire And Flames'. I never even played GHIII.
Link: Oh, good.
Ike: I'm playing "Fury Of The Storm".
Link: RUN, EVERYBODY! HE'S LOST IT!
Mario: Fury Alert! Fury Alert!
Link: Zelda! Run faster! It's the mother-#%?@!! FURY, for Fayore's sake!
Zelda: I can't! I'm in high heels!
Link: Well, turn into Sheik!
Zelda: But that move hasn't been announced yet!
Link: #$%! . . .Donkey! I'm calling in a favor!
Pit: Hurry! We'll escape to Mars, survive the fury and repopulate the earth afterwards!
Meta: . . .Don't we need a woman for that?
Pit: We need women for mating?
Snake: I'msafeinmyboxI'msafeinmyboxI'msafeinmybox. . .
Diddy: Seriously? Let me in!
Snake: Hell no! I ain't sharing a box with something that has fleas!
Sonic: Umm. . .Why are we running again?
Sonic: Is it that?
Mario: Oh dear merciful god. . .
Link: He's playing the SOLO!!!
The unstoppable awesome of Dragonforce's fastest song shakes this world to its core. The seas boil, the skies are torn apart and the earth writhes to the beat of a universe-warping amount of Extreme Power Metal.
The Fury Of The Storm arcs ever higher towards it's climax, as thunder rolls and the earth headbangs in hard-rock salute. As it reaches the very end, Mario takes a deep breath, closes his eyes and waits for electric-guitar oblivion. . .
. . .Which does not come.
Mario: . . .Guys?
Sonic: Yuh?
Mario: Are we dead?
Sonic: I dunno. (Kicks Link.)
Link: Ow! . . .Hey, I felt that! So we must still be aliOW! Stop kicking me, **** you!
Sonic: I see spiders. Spiders everywhere. Must squish.
Link: You O.D.ed again, didn't you!? OW!
Ike: Surprised to see me, fellas?
Mario: Ike! How in the hell did you not screw up the solo and destroy the universe?!
Ike: I'm not stupid enough to try and tackle the Fury on my own. It's a guitar harmony, after all.
Mario: You had a partner? Who? Who in the world could have supplied that level of mindless awesomeness?!
CF: FALCON FACEMELTER!
Captain Falcon was announced for Brawl the next day. His final smash was, of course, The Fury Of The Storm.
THE END
If you haven't heard Dragonforce play The Fury Of The Storm, do so now. Even if you don't like metal. The absolute speed at which they play will blow you to hell and back again.
It started out innocently enough. . .
Link: No, Ike! If you try to play 'Through The Fire And Flames' without warming up, you'll kill yourself!
Ike: Relax, scrub. I'm not trying to play 'Through the Fire And Flames'. I never even played GHIII.
Link: Oh, good.
Ike: I'm playing "Fury Of The Storm".
Link: RUN, EVERYBODY! HE'S LOST IT!
Mario: Fury Alert! Fury Alert!
Link: Zelda! Run faster! It's the mother-#%?@!! FURY, for Fayore's sake!
Zelda: I can't! I'm in high heels!
Link: Well, turn into Sheik!
Zelda: But that move hasn't been announced yet!
Link: #$%! . . .Donkey! I'm calling in a favor!
Pit: Hurry! We'll escape to Mars, survive the fury and repopulate the earth afterwards!
Meta: . . .Don't we need a woman for that?
Pit: We need women for mating?
Snake: I'msafeinmyboxI'msafeinmyboxI'msafeinmybox. . .
Diddy: Seriously? Let me in!
Snake: Hell no! I ain't sharing a box with something that has fleas!
Sonic: Umm. . .Why are we running again?
Sonic: Is it that?
Mario: Oh dear merciful god. . .
Link: He's playing the SOLO!!!
The unstoppable awesome of Dragonforce's fastest song shakes this world to its core. The seas boil, the skies are torn apart and the earth writhes to the beat of a universe-warping amount of Extreme Power Metal.
The Fury Of The Storm arcs ever higher towards it's climax, as thunder rolls and the earth headbangs in hard-rock salute. As it reaches the very end, Mario takes a deep breath, closes his eyes and waits for electric-guitar oblivion. . .
. . .Which does not come.
Mario: . . .Guys?
Sonic: Yuh?
Mario: Are we dead?
Sonic: I dunno. (Kicks Link.)
Link: Ow! . . .Hey, I felt that! So we must still be aliOW! Stop kicking me, **** you!
Sonic: I see spiders. Spiders everywhere. Must squish.
Link: You O.D.ed again, didn't you!? OW!
Ike: Surprised to see me, fellas?
Mario: Ike! How in the hell did you not screw up the solo and destroy the universe?!
Ike: I'm not stupid enough to try and tackle the Fury on my own. It's a guitar harmony, after all.
Mario: You had a partner? Who? Who in the world could have supplied that level of mindless awesomeness?!
CF: FALCON FACEMELTER!
Captain Falcon was announced for Brawl the next day. His final smash was, of course, The Fury Of The Storm.
THE END
If you haven't heard Dragonforce play The Fury Of The Storm, do so now. Even if you don't like metal. The absolute speed at which they play will blow you to hell and back again.
Samus543
Smash Apprentice
NOTE: I am sure some have been done already.
Fairy:Hey Listen
Link: Oh ****, not again.
Diddy was the first civilian to see an actual Nuclear Missile, but, as they always say, "Curiosity killed the idiot."
Samus was the first person to sign up for the "Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me"
Music Video, but quit for financial reasons. Fonancial Reasons, and the plasma whip burned the camera.
Fairy:Hey Listen
Link: Oh ****, not again.
Diddy was the first civilian to see an actual Nuclear Missile, but, as they always say, "Curiosity killed the idiot."
Samus was the first person to sign up for the "Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me"
Music Video, but quit for financial reasons. Fonancial Reasons, and the plasma whip burned the camera.
X-x-Dyce-x-X
Smash Master
Playing FotS in the background while you read that post is quite amusing.
Your Hero
Smash Champion
Link: OMG IT'S YOU! you're the reason I always missed when using my Hero's Bow in Twilight Princess!!!! IHU-_-
Lol I was going to make one with that dragonballz/fox pic and add gold dbz hair on him ;], but I'm wayy too lazy
punkomatic622
Smash Journeyman
You mean dbz hair like this?
Link: OMG IT'S YOU! you're the reason I always missed when using my Hero's Bow in Twilight Princess!!!! IHU-_-
Lol I was going to make one with that dragonballz/fox pic and add gold dbz hair on him ;], but I'm wayy too lazy
(This came out looking much better than i thought it would)
Desh.
Smash Lord
lmfaoooooo nice man xD
Diddy: I'm serious man, I felt a lump! Would you just check please!? I'm scared!
Meta-Knight: For the last time, I am NOT giving you a prostate exam!
Blubba_Pinecone
Smash Ace
Sometimes I have the thought that I may be the only person on Earth in their right mind who actually likes Navi. =o
But then I remember that two of my friends also like Navi, so I'm sure there's at least 3.
But then I remember that two of my friends also like Navi, so I'm sure there's at least 3.
Your Hero
Smash Champion
Lol yea I was going to paint it on but thats even better :]You mean dbz hair like this?
(This came out looking much better than i thought it would)
It started out innocently enough. . .
Link: No, Ike! If you try to play 'Through The Fire And Flames' without warming up, you'll kill yourself!
Ike: Relax, scrub. I'm not trying to play 'Through the Fire And Flames'. I never even played GHIII.
Link: Oh, good.
Ike: I'm playing "Fury Of The Storm".
Link: RUN, EVERYBODY! HE'S LOST IT!
Mario: Fury Alert! Fury Alert!
Link: Zelda! Run faster! It's the mother-#%?@!! FURY, for Fayore's sake!
Zelda: I can't! I'm in high heels!
Link: Well, turn into Sheik!
Zelda: But that move hasn't been announced yet!
Link: #$%! . . .Donkey! I'm calling in a favor!
Pit: Hurry! We'll escape to Mars, survive the fury and repopulate the earth afterwards!
Meta: . . .Don't we need a woman for that?
Pit: We need women for mating?
Snake: I'msafeinmyboxI'msafeinmyboxI'msafeinmybox. . .
Diddy: Seriously? Let me in!
Snake: Hell no! I ain't sharing a box with something that has fleas!
Sonic: Umm. . .Why are we running again?
Sonic: Is it that?
Mario: Oh dear merciful god. . .
Link: He's playing the SOLO!!!
The unstoppable awesome of Dragonforce's fastest song shakes this world to its core. The seas boil, the skies are torn apart and the earth writhes to the beat of a universe-warping amount of Extreme Power Metal.
The Fury Of The Storm arcs ever higher towards it's climax, as thunder rolls and the earth headbangs in hard-rock salute. As it reaches the very end, Mario takes a deep breath, closes his eyes and waits for electric-guitar oblivion. . .
. . .Which does not come.
Mario: . . .Guys?
Sonic: Yuh?
Mario: Are we dead?
Sonic: I dunno. (Kicks Link.)
Link: Ow! . . .Hey, I felt that! So we must still be aliOW! Stop kicking me, **** you!
Sonic: I see spiders. Spiders everywhere. Must squish.
Link: You O.D.ed again, didn't you!? OW!
Ike: Surprised to see me, fellas?
Mario: Ike! How in the hell did you not screw up the solo and destroy the universe?!
Ike: I'm not stupid enough to try and tackle the Fury on my own. It's a guitar harmony, after all.
Mario: You had a partner? Who? Who in the world could have supplied that level of mindless awesomeness?!
CF: FALCON FACEMELTER!
Captain Falcon was announced for Brawl the next day. His final smash was, of course, The Fury Of The Storm.
THE END
If you haven't heard Dragonforce play The Fury Of The Storm, do so now. Even if you don't like metal. The absolute speed at which they play will blow you to hell and back again.
!!! Epic win right there. You win the internet and this topic.
Your Hero
Smash Champion
Snake: This box is PERFECT, it's small but cozy, and it camoflauges with the background! It's amazing!! No one could ever possibly find me in here :]
Diddy: Too bad the box isn't closed on the side..
lol :]
blooagga
Smash Journeyman
Kirby: Buffed my arse....
Dragonbreath
Smash Ace
Ugh. . .That went straight to my nonexistent thighs. . .
Your Hero
Smash Champion
lol 3 in a row :]
*Warning: Children under thirteen may find the content below offensive. Viewer discretion is advised*
Kirby's two hobbies.
I'll give you hints
1) Look at the banana (hobby #1)
2) Look at the location of his hand (hobby #2)
3) Look at the way he sits down (hobby #2)
4) Look at how relaxed he appears to be (hobby #2)
5) Note how Samus and Kirby are the only ones in this battle (hobby #2)
lmao
*Warning: Children under thirteen may find the content below offensive. Viewer discretion is advised*
Kirby's two hobbies.
I'll give you hints
1) Look at the banana (hobby #1)
2) Look at the location of his hand (hobby #2)
3) Look at the way he sits down (hobby #2)
4) Look at how relaxed he appears to be (hobby #2)
5) Note how Samus and Kirby are the only ones in this battle (hobby #2)
lmao
Meta-Knight
Smash Journeyman
From now on, I'm posting lyrics in Yellow text. Anyhoo, this is a parody of a recent SNL skit...
Kirby: Hey man. Whatcha doin?
Mario: Oh...I'm just uhh...writting a letter to my sister.
Kirby: Cool.
Mario: It's pretty crazy, I uhh...haven't seen her in years. It's weird because--------
Mmmm whatcha saaaay,
Mmmm that you only meant well?
Of course you did
Mmmm whatcha saaaay,
Mmmm that it's all for the best?
Of course it is
Mmmm whatcha saaaay?
Mmmm that it is just what we need
You decided this
Mmmm whatcha saaaaaaay,
Mmmm what did she saaaaaaaaay?
Kirby: Hey man. Whatcha doin?
Mario: Oh...I'm just uhh...writting a letter to my sister.
Kirby: Cool.
Mario: It's pretty crazy, I uhh...haven't seen her in years. It's weird because--------
Mmmm whatcha saaaay,
Mmmm that you only meant well?
Of course you did
Mmmm whatcha saaaay,
Mmmm that it's all for the best?
Of course it is
Mmmm whatcha saaaay?
Mmmm that it is just what we need
You decided this
Mmmm whatcha saaaaaaay,
Mmmm what did she saaaaaaaaay?
Al Calnos
Smash Journeyman
Its offical, Ike is awesome. The Dragonforce one in particular inspired me.
Danbearking0
Smash Apprentice
Mario: SAKURI WHAT HAVE YOU DONE MAKING KIRBY GOD TIER?!?!?!?!?
Kirby: I can kick you @$$ will my mind!!!!!!!
moments later
Kirby explods because he could not control said power
plasman
Smash Apprentice
Snake: *Comes up behind Diddy from offscreen and DSmashes him* Mindgames, son.
____________
Mere minutes from death: Wario, Yoshi and Diddy wait impatiently for Samus to finish constructing a safety pod...
Wario: *leans in to listen inside*
You must construct additional pylons
Diddy: Starcraft!
Wario: Wha-what? Samus! What's taking you so lon-
Samus bursts out from capsule and grabs Wario, yelling feverishly
Samus: NOT ENOUGH MINERALS!...*slams door shut*
_______
-New Pork City Newspaper-
City officials were finally able to identify the midnight streaker after months of hard work. Today they released a censored photograph of the man in question, however they were unable to apprehend him after the suspect fleed. One officer stated : "I think he saw us."
X-x-Dyce-x-X
Smash Master
^^^^
Lol. Those are good ones!
Lol. Those are good ones!
Smooth Criminal
Da Cheef
OMG.plasman said:Mere minutes from death: Wario, Yoshi and Diddy wait impatiently for Samus to finish constructing a safety pod...
Wario: *leans in to listen inside*
You must construct additional pylons
Diddy: Starcraft!
Wario: Wha-what? Samus! What's taking you so lon-
Samus bursts out from capsule and grabs Wario, yelling feverishly
Samus: NOT ENOUGH MINERALS!...*slams door shut*
I lol'ed really hard at this one. Great job, Plasman.
Smooth Criminal
47drift
Smash Journeyman
"Well, I'm not really IN here..."
Kudos to references getters.
X-x-Dyce-x-X
Smash Master
Digi-Soul...
GigaBowsermon!!
Digi-..
Bowsermon!!
Digi-.
mon!
Digi-mon? Digital Monsters?
Sonic: I´m sonic and i´m in brawl... This time, NOTHING can stop me!
Lucas: OMG look it´s sonic... but there something weird about him...
Sonic: Watcha staring at, kid?
LUCAS: LOL! you forgot your pants! *sings* "SONIC FORGOT HIS PAAA-ANTS, SONIC FORGOT HIS PAAA-ANTS, SONIC ...
Sonic: eheheh... (****, I hope this sun will set quickly so I can stop hiding my things with my wrist)
DekuBoy
Smash Lord
That was disgusting yet funny.
splat
Smash Lord
"west side, west side."
Samochan
Smash Master
But dat means...
omg Diddy is naked as well O_O *covers eyes*
omg Diddy is naked as well O_O *covers eyes*
DekuBoy
Smash Lord
Head On, apply directly to the ... Fox?
Get the quote get the Cookie!
Kareoke at Mr. Saturns house got wild when Lucas had too much beer.
Thank you, you made my day. And I know this is a double post. Shut up X(It started out innocently enough. . .
Link: No, Ike! If you try to play 'Through The Fire And Flames' without warming up, you'll kill yourself!
Ike: Relax, scrub. I'm not trying to play 'Through the Fire And Flames'. I never even played GHIII.
Link: Oh, good.
Ike: I'm playing "Fury Of The Storm".
Link: RUN, EVERYBODY! HE'S LOST IT!
Mario: Fury Alert! Fury Alert!
Link: Zelda! Run faster! It's the mother-#%?@!! FURY, for Fayore's sake!
Zelda: I can't! I'm in high heels!
Link: Well, turn into Sheik!
Zelda: But that move hasn't been announced yet!
Link: #$%! . . .Donkey! I'm calling in a favor!
Pit: Hurry! We'll escape to Mars, survive the fury and repopulate the earth afterwards!
Meta: . . .Don't we need a woman for that?
Pit: We need women for mating?
Snake: I'msafeinmyboxI'msafeinmyboxI'msafeinmybox. . .
Diddy: Seriously? Let me in!
Snake: Hell no! I ain't sharing a box with something that has fleas!
Sonic: Umm. . .Why are we running again?
Sonic: Is it that?
Mario: Oh dear merciful god. . .
Link: He's playing the SOLO!!!
The unstoppable awesome of Dragonforce's fastest song shakes this world to its core. The seas boil, the skies are torn apart and the earth writhes to the beat of a universe-warping amount of Extreme Power Metal.
The Fury Of The Storm arcs ever higher towards it's climax, as thunder rolls and the earth headbangs in hard-rock salute. As it reaches the very end, Mario takes a deep breath, closes his eyes and waits for electric-guitar oblivion. . .
. . .Which does not come.
Mario: . . .Guys?
Sonic: Yuh?
Mario: Are we dead?
Sonic: I dunno. (Kicks Link.)
Link: Ow! . . .Hey, I felt that! So we must still be aliOW! Stop kicking me, **** you!
Sonic: I see spiders. Spiders everywhere. Must squish.
Link: You O.D.ed again, didn't you!? OW!
Ike: Surprised to see me, fellas?
Mario: Ike! How in the hell did you not screw up the solo and destroy the universe?!
Ike: I'm not stupid enough to try and tackle the Fury on my own. It's a guitar harmony, after all.
Mario: You had a partner? Who? Who in the world could have supplied that level of mindless awesomeness?!
CF: FALCON FACEMELTER!
Captain Falcon was announced for Brawl the next day. His final smash was, of course, The Fury Of The Storm.
THE END
If you haven't heard Dragonforce play The Fury Of The Storm, do so now. Even if you don't like metal. The absolute speed at which they play will blow you to hell and back again.
Cenedar
Smash Ace
And so this page is won. I can't think of anything to use with the new pictures for the Handicap update.
Ike: I'm so badass, my cape can fly on it's own.
Shritistrang
Smash Journeyman
Mario: Come back with my ride! You thief!