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Funny Brawl Pics

Crystallion

Smash Ace
Joined
Aug 11, 2007
Messages
803
Location
Luxembourg
This is one of my first attempts being funny, so bear with me. ^^; It's hard to find something new. Btw, the Simpson-esque gif was the best IMO. :chuckle: Love it!



The Revenge of the Underminer!



"Wooow, look at the size of that platform!"



"Screw the rules, I have money!"
 

Darkurai

Smash Master
Joined
Aug 20, 2007
Messages
3,012
[Verse One]

Ol' Godzilla was hoppin' around
Tokyo city like a big playground

When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
And hit Godzilla with a bat grenade.

Godzilla got pissed and began to attack

But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq

Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-Fu

When Aaron Carter came out of the blue

And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neil

Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
But before it could make it back to the Bat Cave

Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
And took an AK-47 out from under his hat

And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away

Because Optimus Prime came to save the day.


This is the Ultimate Showdown
Of Ultimate Destiny

Good guys

Bad guys

And explosions
As far as the eye can see
And only one will survive
I wonder who it will be.
This is the Ultimate Showdown
Of Ultimate Destiny.

[Verse Two coming soon]
 

§Maverick§

Smash Journeyman
Joined
Oct 13, 2005
Messages
235
Location
Dominican Republic
Nice!!! MY Turn NOW!! :chuckle:
I cant believe no one has done this one before so i will do it first!!!!

Gooey Bomb...



$150 Coins


Cracker Launcher....




$350Coins


Golden Hammer...



$1200 Coins


Landmaster

(Do a barrel Roll)

$1,745,495 Coins (Yes, is that expensive !!)


Getting the game Delayed To 2008 AND Sakurai Saying HAVE FUN !!?

Now THAT is f***ing Priceless !!!
 

MFZ95

Smash Journeyman
Joined
Jul 16, 2007
Messages
447




Sonic:You may not be Mario,but you are surely NINTENDO!

Link:What are you talking about,everyone in this game is Nintendo,excluding Snake but WTF is with you attacking Mario?

Sonic: I have my reasons (because he keeps stealing the spotlight)
 

MFZ95

Smash Journeyman
Joined
Jul 16, 2007
Messages
447
heres a diffirent one




Wario: Hey kids do you know what time is it?

Kids: What time is it Wario?

Wario:It's time to shut up! all of you! Just grow up!
 

MFZ95

Smash Journeyman
Joined
Jul 16, 2007
Messages
447
A Funny One




Announcer: Its Monkey Vs Turtle....Turtle Vs Monkey who is going to win?Monkey? Turtle?Monkey?Turtle? I vote on the Monkey!
 

Darkurai

Smash Master
Joined
Aug 20, 2007
Messages
3,012
[Verse Two]

Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime.

And then Shaq came back
Covered in a tire track

But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back

And Batman was injured and trying to get steady

When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped

Indiana Jones took him out with his whip

And he saw Godzilla sneakin' up from behind
And he reached for his gun
Which he just couldn't find

'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed

And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist

Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault
While Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault

Onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air

And they both got hit by a Care Bear stare!


This is the Ultimate Showdown
Of Ultimate Destiny

Good guys

Bad guys

And explosions
As far as the eye can see
And only one will survive
I wonder who it will be.
This is the Ultimate Showdown...

[Verse Three coming soon]
 

SeanW

Smash Cadet
Joined
Oct 14, 2007
Messages
27


"Chemical castration!"



"YO BODY NEEDS WATER! SO DRINK THAT S**T!"



"Wakka-Wakka-Wakka-Wakka-Wakka..."



"Suprise buttsex!"

 

Colenstien

Smash Ace
Joined
Aug 23, 2007
Messages
838
Location
:noitacoL

soft commentator voice: And Peach has been having an absolutly stellar day an..... well it appears someone in the audience has fallen asleep (i can't blame him golf is boring). Well peach appears to be angry at him...... oh my she, gets ready to swing, and it looks like she is going to try and hit two balls at once........
 

kinghippo99

Smash Lord
Joined
Oct 14, 2007
Messages
1,074
Location
Utah
ahhhhh! oh **** i just got the **** scared out of me! i'm watching The Gravedancers on the sci-fi channel.
back on topic: for the icecliber castration one you should put "while popo and nana were deeply in love they were unable to have kids because of the "accident" popo had when the docter spilled some chemicals on popo's lap during an exam
p.s. should i change my sig?
 

Darkurai

Smash Master
Joined
Aug 20, 2007
Messages
3,012
[Verse Three]

Angels sang out
In an immaculate chorus
Down from the heavens

Descended Chuck Norris

Who delivered a kick
Which could shatter bones
Into the crotch
Of Indiana Jones

Who fell over on the ground
Writhing in pain

As Batman changed back

Into Bruce Wayne.

But Chuck saw through his clever disguise

Censored for Violance
And he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs
 

Darkurai

Smash Master
Joined
Aug 20, 2007
Messages
3,012

Then Gandalf the Gray

And Galdalf the White

And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight

And Benito Mussolini

and the Blue Meanie

and Cowboy Curtis

and Jambi the Genie

Robocop,

the Terminator,

Captain Kirk,

and Darth Vader

Lo Pan,

Superman,

every single Power Ranger,

Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,

Spock,

The Rock,

Doc Ock,

and Hulk Hogan
All came out of nowhere lightning fast
And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ***
It was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw

With Civilians looking on in total awe
 

Darkurai

Smash Master
Joined
Aug 20, 2007
Messages
3,012

The fight raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed but eventually
The champion stood, the rest saw their better

Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater.


This is the Ultimate Showdown
Of Ultimate Destiny

Good guys

Bad guys

And explosions
As far as the eye can see
And only one will survive
I wonder who it will be.
This is the Ultimate Showdown...[/i]
 

Superstarmario

Smash Journeyman
Joined
Aug 30, 2006
Messages
254

PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PLZ!

Someone make a shirt with that one it. Minus the ZZS.

I'd buy it. With money,
 

§Maverick§

Smash Journeyman
Joined
Oct 13, 2005
Messages
235
Location
Dominican Republic


G. Bowser : AAAWWWWGGHH my foot !!!!
Pit : SUCKAAAAA !!!!

Quote from youtube :
This Games Winner is.....FOX


Reporter: Do you want to say anything to your fans?
Fox: "Yes, I used to be broken, and now I suck, yet I still kicked your a**!!
 

Cenedar

Smash Ace
Joined
Apr 8, 2007
Messages
525
Location
Spear Pillar


Thanks MTV, for pimpin' my ride!




All my friends are jealous of my stylin' new assault cannon! Fire this baby once, and I will never be alone on a Saturday night, if you catch my drift.



Although this thing is a b**** and a half to change lanes in...
 

Dragonbreath

Smash Ace
Joined
Oct 18, 2007
Messages
881
Location
Big, spooky castle in eastern europe.


Little did Mario know that Sandbag, after the constant torment he'd experienced in melee, had used his time wisely to become a tenth-degree aikido master. . .

Sadly, Mario STILL sent his *ssless *ss into the next time zone. Well, there's always eleventh degree. . .
 

Dragonbreath

Smash Ace
Joined
Oct 18, 2007
Messages
881
Location
Big, spooky castle in eastern europe.


I used to be a big, fat loser. The only time I was even seen in a tournament was when Sandbag called in sick for the homerun constest.



But thanks to Jhon Basedow Bowflex Steroids SMASH BALL.. . .



I'm the man! I went up four tiers in one sequel, and so can you! Pick up the phone and call 1-800-SMASH-BALL Today!
 

Jumpinjahosafa

Smash Ace
Joined
Sep 21, 2007
Messages
883
Can we stop with the sexual references?

They arent funny, especially if you try so hard to think of one.
 

kinghippo99

Smash Lord
Joined
Oct 14, 2007
Messages
1,074
Location
Utah


Little did Mario know that Sandbag, after the constant torment he'd experienced in melee, had used his time wisely to become a tenth-degree aikido master. . .

Sadly, Mario STILL sent his *ssless *ss into the next time zone. Well, there's always eleventh degree. . .

sand bag continued training. now that super smash bros. armageddon was out he had move from useless stump to top tier. sadly he could never grab a smash ball as he had no mouth, arms, legs, or any other apendages. his down fall came when tournaments started allowing smash balls. he was quickly over powered and sent back to the home run contest mode where fox's shine had gone after being nerfed soooo badly it was an auto-matic self destruct when used.
 

UltimateShinigami

Smash Journeyman
Joined
Dec 1, 2006
Messages
396
Location
Currently in da StL, but home in Ft Lauderdale eve
Nice!!! MY Turn NOW!! :chuckle:
I cant believe no one has done this one before so i will do it first!!!!

Gooey Bomb...



$150 Coins


Cracker Launcher....




$350Coins


Golden Hammer...



$1200 Coins


Landmaster

(Do a barrel Roll)

$1,745,495 Coins (Yes, is that expensive !!)


Getting the game Delayed To 2008 AND Sakurai Saying HAVE FUN !!?

Now THAT is f***ing Priceless !!!
you win the thread. we might as well lock it up now, everything else will b a feeble attempt
 

Magnacor

Smash Ace
Joined
Sep 19, 2007
Messages
960
Location
Over there
Nice!!! MY Turn NOW!! :chuckle:
I cant believe no one has done this one before so i will do it first!!!!

Gooey Bomb...



$150 Coins


Cracker Launcher....




$350Coins


Golden Hammer...



$1200 Coins


Landmaster

(Do a barrel Roll)

$1,745,495 Coins (Yes, is that expensive !!)


The look on Wario's face: Priceless.

There's some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's Mastercard.
 
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