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Funniest conversation ever? (WALL OF TEXT)

General Glue

Smash Rookie
Joined
Aug 11, 2008
Messages
24
So i was talking to a friend of mine who recently got Brawl, and he's convinced tiers don exits. I tried to convince him, but failed miserably. I didn't put up the best argument, but I don't think even the best argument can convince him. I'm not making this up, Lol. also, I didn't use official terms when describing things, because he doesn't know them yet.

T☆BI says:
Who cares about Snake, he sucks anyways
General glue says:
LOL
General glue says:
He's the second best character under meta Knight
T☆BI says:
Are you going to believe some crappy tier list made by fans?
T☆BI says:
In my opinion, Sonic is a top tier
General glue says:
You have no idea what you're talking about.
General glue says:
You're either a troll, or completelty clueless XD
T☆BI says:
Neither
T☆BI says:
You don't realize theres no such thing as tier list
General glue says:
....
General glue says:
Oh wow.
General glue says:
Just wow.
T☆BI says:
Everyone is pretty much equally
General glue says:
LOLOL
General glue says:
Wow, really. Wow.
T☆BI says:
I don't believe in tiers sorry, not my type of religion lol.
General glue says:
Brawl is the least balanced of the three smash games, because Meta Knight is extremely good, and Captain Falcon is extremely bad
General glue says:
And Snake, to. -Note: (This isn't part of the convo) I know, I gave the wrong reasons.
T☆BI says:
I think Sonic is a top tier!
General glue says:
Why?
T☆BI says:
I do way better as him then MK or DK or Falco, etc...
T☆BI says:
XD
General glue says:
If you said ANY of these things on the Brawl board, you'd be a troll. Even if you said them seriously
General glue says:
And I've told you, personal experience has nothing to do with tiers
T☆BI says:
Tiers are gayy, everyone could be played equally!
General glue says:
No.
General glue says:
Really, NO.
General glue says:
Meta Knight has extreme priority (If his moves collide with another move, his will be the one to hit), surprising range, lots of power, and no lag whatsoever. His tornado move stops almost any projectile, racks 18% damage, can be used repeatedly, doesn't become stale, and carries him a long ways. His Up B has broken power, and provides him with infinite recovery. All of his air attacks are lightning fas
T☆BI says:
That doesnt matter
General glue says:
t with good damage and no lag so they can be used repeatedly, his down B has a glitch where you can stay invisible forever, his side B gives him an unstoppable approach.
General glue says:
HOW does that not matter?
T☆BI says:
I didn't read all of your wall of text lol but what your saying is that
T☆BI says:
Meta Knight b side would overpower Sonic's b side
General glue says:
Easily.
T☆BI says:
What if Sonic uses a different move?
T☆BI says:
Every character can be played equally
General glue says:
Sonic doesn't have one single move that can get through ANY of meta Knights B moves.
T☆BI says:
THAT DOESNT MATTER!!!!!!!!! I can still hit you right?
General glue says:
No, you can't.
T☆BI says:
No I mean i can still hit you, we cant always be performing the same B moves at the same time
General glue says:
If a Meta Knight and a Sonic OF EXACT EQUAL SKILL fight, the Meta Knight will win because he's a better character.
T☆BI says:
I could be using normal A attacks and still own
T☆BI says:
It still doesn't matter
General glue says:
....
T☆BI says:
if MK is better and they both are at the same skill level
General glue says:
Yes, how does that not matter, THAT IS THE DEFINITION OF TIERS. How does that not affect tiers?
T☆BI says:
Forget it, theres no point in arguing when you'll ALWAYS believe in tiers
General glue says:
Yes, I will. Because there will ALWAYS be one character that
General glue says:
's better than another
T☆BI says:
Better? No character is better, one attack might do slight more damage
General glue says:
.....
T☆BI says:
Like how I ***** you and WindOmaple with Yoshi's spam!
General glue says:
Tell me, how could anyone POSSIBLY make all the characters equal? If one character is slightly better than another, than there are tiers.
General glue says:
You didn't.
General glue says:
You lost horribly.
T☆BI says:
No, I suicided
General glue says:
So you lost hirribly.
T☆BI says:
That isn't considered losing horribly
T☆BI says:
No
T☆BI says:
I *****
T☆BI says:
You couldnt touch me
General glue says:
Yes, it is. If you commit suicide, that shows that you suck, so you lost horribly.
T☆BI says:
And I thought Ganadorf > Yoshi?
T☆BI says:
Lol
T☆BI says:
That shows I'm still getting used to the button delay
General glue says:
No. Ganondorf and Yoshi are both bottom tier.
T☆BI says:
Well I still ***** whoever Wind was
T☆BI says:
MK i think?
General glue says:
No, you lost horribly.
T☆BI says:
I *****, but i didnt ko
T☆BI says:
I learned how to KO recently
T☆BI says:
Tiers mean so little
T☆BI says:
NO WALL OF TEXT SON!
T☆BI says:
lol
T☆BI says:
I don't bother reading a wall of text, just break it down
General glue says:
Listen, I'm going to compare Captain Falcon and Meta Knight for you. I don't see how you can possibly think they're equal.

Meta Knight-
-Insane priority, every single one of his moves outprioritizes every single one of Captain Falcons moves
-Deals damage VERY quickly
-Lightning fast Ko moves
-Infinite recovery
-Invisible hitboxes
-Invincible approaches

T☆BI says:
Falcon kick could give Falcon the advantage
T☆BI says:
He could be spamming it
General glue says:
Cpt. Falcon-
-Extremely low priority
-Very slow KO moves
-Bad recovery
-TINY hitboxes
T☆BI says:
and still beat MK even though theyre both at the same equal skill
General glue says:
Meta Knights A combo outpriotitzes Falcon Kick. ALL of MKs moves stop FK.
T☆BI says:
All of that does not matter, a falcon user could **** with his slow KO moves
General glue says:
...
General glue says:
No. He couldn't/
T☆BI says:
Cpt.Falcon could get him from behind, etc.
General glue says:
If the Meta Knight and Falcon are of EXACT EQUAL SKILL, how would he **** him?
T☆BI says:
It's not all about skills you know
T☆BI says:
Its the moves and your timings
General glue says:
Meta Knight is a FAR better character, so he has a HUGE advantage.
General glue says:
If they were EXACTLY THE SAME SKILL LEVEL. CPATAIN FALCON CAN'T TIME HIS MOVES BETTER IF THEY'RE THE SAME SKILL LEVEL.
T☆BI says:
Your saying theres no way a Cpt. Falcon user could beat MK
General glue says:
No, I'm not.
T☆BI says:
Yes you are
General glue says:
If the Falcon player is better, he could beat the MK easily.
T☆BI says:
no, I mean
T☆BI says:
Your saying a Falcon user could never beat MK when theyre at the same exact skill level
General glue says:
Tell me, what does Falcon have that's better than ANYTHING that MK has?
T☆BI says:
Better moves don't matter
T☆BI says:
Aslong as they damage the enemy, they both have the advantage of wining
General glue says:
OMFG, we're talking about tiers, moves mean EVERYTHING
General glue says:
So you're trying to say Ganondorfs Warlock punch is on par with Meta Knights down smash, simply because it damages?
T☆BI says:
No
T☆BI says:
IT DOESNT MATTER IF ONE MOVE DOES MORE DAMAGE!
General glue says:
DUH
General glue says:
Is that not what I've told you?
T☆BI says:
I spammed you with Yoshi's egg
General glue says:
And you lost horribly.
T☆BI says:
And I still managed to take MK down (Wind)
General glue says:
No, you lost horribly.
General glue says:
he had 2 stock left when you died.
T☆BI says:
Thats not the point here
T☆BI says:
Fact is, I weakened him and couldve KOed him if i wasnt playing around
T☆BI says:
Tiers mean nothing!
General glue says:
And how many times must I tell you, PERSONAL EXPERIENCE MEANS NOTHING. If a yoshi was extremely good, and could beat any Meta Knigjt, Yoshi would still be bottom tier.
T☆BI says:
So your saying Wind is worser then me? =S
General glue says:
No.
T☆BI says:
He was MK and was prolly better then me
T☆BI says:
I still managed to **** him but not KO him
T☆BI says:
Tiers mean nothing, every has the chance of wining
General glue says:
I'm gonna copy/paste this convo on the Brawl boards XD
T☆BI says:
Actually
T☆BI says:
Just say
General glue says:
No, on Smashboards. They're more intelligent than the Brawl Boards.
T☆BI says:
Tiers mean nothing and everyone has the chance of wining
T☆BI says:
No matter how powerful a character is
T☆BI says:
and if theyre at the same level of skill
General glue says:
Power means nothing. Speed and priority > Power
T☆BI says:
Tiers mean nothing! XD
General glue says:
Oh gawd.
T☆BI says:
Wait, can you tell me
T☆BI says:
What the tiers are based on?
General glue says:
Tiers may not effect you in casual play, tiers only affect top level tourney players, who are at the maximum potential for each character.
General glue says:
Hold on
T☆BI says:
The brawl boards are just going to laugh at you lol
T☆BI says:
Scroll up, you said "A captain falcon user wouldnt stand a chance against a MK user if theyre at the same level of skill"
General glue says:
Yes, I did.
T☆BI says:
How so?
General glue says:
I'm going to post this on SmashBoards.
T☆BI says:
Summarize it, no one would bother reading a wall of text
T☆BI says:
AND DONT CHANGE THINGS AROUND!
T☆BI says:




- End.

:laugh:
 

General Glue

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It's true, I have no idea about any of Meta Knights matchups besides the obvious ones, Donkey Kong, Yoshi, King Dedede, etc. But I'm not as clueless about the subject as him.
 

.AC.

Smash Lord
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money matches always solve this kind of problems.
 

General Glue

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Oh, I was being hasty. When I said "If a Falcon and a MK of exact equal skill fight. the Mk will win", I meant if they were using the characters at their maximum potential.
 

General Glue

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Can somebdoy try and point out how horribly wrong he is? He won't believe me that it's common knowledge that what he said is very wrong. I just can't convince him.
 

Pullvie

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Location
Stockholm, Sweden
T☆BI says:
I spammed you with Yoshi's egg
General glue says:
And you lost horribly.
T☆BI says:
And I still managed to take MK down (Wind)
General glue says:
No, you lost horribly.
General glue says:
he had 2 stock left when you died.
T☆BI says:
Thats not the point here

Lol.
 

Raym

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Joined
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Messages
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Santiago, Chile
T☆BI says:
And I still managed to take MK down (Wind)

General glue says:
No, you lost horribly.
General glue says:
he had 2 stock left when you died.

T☆BI says:
Thats not the point here

:laugh:
 

Tennet

Smash Champion
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Messages
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Location
Michigan
uh ****** isn't when you get 2 stocked and never KO. This kid is really really dumb. Let his spam Falcon Kick just dodge it punish the lag or **** it ^^ Is he that ******** to spam FK? I feel bad you have to communicate with people lacking smash knowledge, sorry, common sense.
 

Agi

Smash Lord
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I read the whole thing. It was worth it. I laughed at about everything the other guy said...
 

Barge

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Read is this time

I lol'd at "He can't be using B moves all the time"
 
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