Please celerybrate me, for I have sinned for my death, and I would gladly do it again.
Said The Fail Tracer as he reachedeth for the sun. Lo and behold, for I once was a vegetrain, Mr. Veggie Train. And I was punched so hard that I bled arrows, and I drowned inside the earthen womb, and I would die again if you wake me up in time for it. My mother always said, "You have to go down with the ship." Expect not did The Fail Tracer that the ship was infested with maggots. As I lie here writing this wreally bad fanfiction, I, holy and unholy, had a thought cross my mind:
"What if this were a crossover between the Bible and the Bibble?"
And so, as time went on, God gave up his position as God, and let The Fail Tracer take over the universe with his almighty charisma and ego and scrambled eggs and human malice. Not that it mattered, though; The Fail Tracer was already God to begin with. Btw, God is an original character. DO NOT STEAL.
Amen.