Forum Fight!!!!

[StinkomanFan]

*disables bomb*
You moron! Why'd you bring a weapon designed to kill us?

 

[Blargy]

i didnt know that i thought iwas something else and i also found this detailed map on how to ambush this group in 46 diffrent locations here...with this crazy amount of ammo/guns behind.....

 

[StinkomanFan]

...Hey Malek? should this guy join? He's got endless weapons/ammo and battleplans

 

[Blargy]

btw i raided all these stuff from a bunch on mercs so if we randomly start getting snipe dont blame me

 

[smashfan666]

his heavy-metal arsenal could be an asset to us... yeah, he should definitely come along.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

*Picks off zombie on top of tree*

Well, are we going to leave yet? I'm getting impatient.

*Throws grenade into forest beside the path. Zombie parts fly out of the forest and hit little children in the face*

 

[Malek]

Well that depends on what everyone else decides.

*throws grenades into the same forest*

 

[StinkomanFan]

I'd like to go. Atleast then we'd get to the plot.

 

[Blargy]

if we go how we going to carry all theses things i stole from the mercs? (im pretty sure there after me now)

 

[StinkomanFan]

Just stay in this backpack and don't come out.

 

[Malek]

What are the mercs anyway.

 

[StinkomanFan]

Mercenaries or merchants I'm not sure

 

[Malek]

Ooookay then.

 

[StinkomanFan]

Should we march onward toward our frightening end?

 

[Malek]

I dunno, ask Raf when he comes back.

 

[smashfan666]

*stabs zombie*

he better get here fast, we're being overrun!

*zombies pile all over my ui window*

OH DEAR GOD, NOT THE INTERFACE!

*explodes, killing all the zombies on me, i micariously survive*

that's what you get for messing with me...

 

[StinkomanFan]

Miraciously isn't the i'd use.

 

[smashfan666]

i know, i just can't think of a word that means "impossible to survive yet strange that they did"

 

[StinkomanFan]

I'd use the term "WHY CAN'T HE JUST DIE"

 

[smashfan666]

*points to the (now normal) border* INTERFACE... TRAPPED... GO TO THE UI DOOR... DESTROY THE BANDWIDTH MUNCHER... HUUUUUUUGE!

 

[StinkomanFan]

Who cares about some ****ing interface?
*uploads virus into smash*

 

[smashfan666]

GABAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAY! *notices everything on SMF's online calendar is all messed up*

hey... have you ALWAYS had a christmas luau for next funday????

 

[StinkomanFan]

*nothings different*
QUIT GODMODDING!

 

[smashfan666]

FINE! SKIP ALL YOU THEN! I'LL JUST TAKE CARE OF THIS MYSELF!

*tries fighting the bandwidth muncher, realizes i can't do anything but punch and kick in here*

BM: "roar, i'm the bandwidth monster, i am going to eat everything"

wait, i though you were the bandwidth MUNCHER!

BM: "you were misinformed on the name"

*the BM grabs me by my legs*

HOLY GOD! NOT THE FACE!

 

[StinkomanFan]

*laughs and grabs popcorn*

 

[Malek]

If you acknowledge his stupid posts, they get worse.

 

[StinkomanFan]

Ok. I'll try

 

[Malek]

Trust me.
We had one like him, we kept responding to his posts, and then.......he want overboard.

 

[StinkomanFan]

He's done that many times.
Anyway shall we leave now?

 

[Malek]

Yes.
And I don't mean overboard as in MEGA-GOD MOD!!!!1!!!!
I mean......worse.

 

[StinkomanFan]

*shudders*

 

[Malek]

Trust me, I have a lot of experience in this field.

 

[StinkomanFan]

Ok man.
Shall we leave be mind-*****?

 

[Malek]

One. Mind ***** don't work on me well.
Two. This quote is the "Overboard" I'm talking about.

*pops up*

for a good time, click here!

Three. Onward.
*Begins walking away*

 

[StinkomanFan]

I thought that, until I saw pyramid head's first cutscene. *shudder*

 

[Malek]

I thought that, until I saw pyramid head's first cutscene. *shudder*

Link please?

 

[highfive]

Link please?

hits Malek with a thick chain from behind. There's your link.

 

[StinkomanFan]

I would but.... It's against my morals.

 

[Malek]

*Catches chain*
*Pulls chain from Highfive's hands*

Edit: DO EET!

 

[StinkomanFan]

Nope. This is a kids forum. You can't post things so bad that it's 2 girls one cup for gamers.