Forum Fight!!!!

[Tacel]

THIS... IS... WATA!
*Meteor Smashes Stinko into water*
GAME!

 

[Malek]

*Walks in*
Hm....Activity......

 

[StinkomanFan]

*crawls out of hole in meteor*
Hi Malek!

 

[Tacel]

Oh hai.

10char

 

[Malek]

Hello.
*Jumps into a cannon and fires self*

 

[Tacel]

*Turns canon to face above an erupting volcano*
(Insert heat pun here)

 

[Malek]

(I was already fired out of the cannon...)

 

[Blargy]

sooo what i miss *looks up and see malek flying in the air then grabs a gun and points and shoots*

hmm i seem to have missed curse my bad aim! o well i think this will work

*grabs a heat seeking missle and launchs it and malek*

there we go that should work

 

[Malek]

sooo what i miss *looks up and see malek flying in the air then grabs a gun and points and shoots*

hmm i seem to have missed curse my bad aim! o well i think this will work

*grabs a heat seeking missle and launchs it and malek*

there we go that should work

*Sees the missile heading for me*
*Pulls out a box, pulls it, and reveals a gun*
*Fires gun at missile*
*The missile stops, and falls back to the ground*
*Continues flying*

 

[smashfan666]

*reappears and enters Malek's body, ejecting him from it*

listen! this is IMPOSSIBLY IMPORTANT! (grabs TAL's ear and yells into it)

YOU ALL HAVE TO GET TO THE TEMPLE OF THE AGES AND GET THE LIFESTONE SO I CAN GET MY ORIGINAL BODY BACK!

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

NO!!!!

*Uses Jedi powers to forget about smashfan666*

 

[smashfan666]

*exits Malek's body enters Raf's*

it's only a matter of time before this world deletes upon itself!

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

*looks around*

Well, I can still think. A Jedi's power comes from the mind so you have no control over me... but you can still feel pain!!!

*uses FORCE CRUSH ON INTERNAL ORGANS!!!*

 

[Malek]

Stupid posts don't affect me.
I just ignore them.

 

[smashfan666]

OW! (enters a hollow robot body)

fine! SKIP YOU ALL THEN! I'LL GET IT MYSELF!

*static occurrence with this world*

oh, no... the boards are destroying themselves! i've got to get the lifestone!

*notices TAL is now just his head and hands*

oh, and TAL... are you wearing invisibility clothes?

*rushes off to the temple of the ages*

 

[Mr.-0]

Uses photokenesis to DBZ syle snipe Smashfan666 preventing him from killing AGNR or Malek.

 

[smashfan666]

must... get... lifestone...

(exits the robot body and is protoplasmicaly disintegrated)

NOOOOOOOOOOO......

(even more static disruption followed by half the thread being destroyed)

 

[Malek]

OW! (enters a hollow robot body)

fine! SKIP YOU ALL THEN! I'LL GET IT MYSELF!

*static occurrence with this world*

oh, no... the boards are destroying themselves! i've got to get the lifestone!

*notices TAL is now just his head and hands*

oh, and TAL... are you wearing invisibility clothes?

*rushes off to the temple of the ages*

must... get... lifestone...

(exits the robot body and is protoplasmicaly disintegrated)

NOOOOOOOOOOO......

(even more static disruption followed by half the thread being destroyed)

See?
Stupid posts.

 

[StinkomanFan]

What posts?

 

[Malek]

Nevermind..........

 

[StinkomanFan]

You got it.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

I think I got it too...























HYESZ!!!

 

[StinkomanFan]

Yes!

 

[MPH Deku]

*rhythmically chain dances into topic*

So...what'sahappawitchuall?

 

[StinkomanFan]

Smash tried to be awesome and failed. Anyway, time to fight. *smashes mug of beer on MPH's head*

 

[MPH Deku]

*smashes aluminum coke can on stinko's lower thigh*

 

[StinkomanFan]

*shoves MPH's head into a bucket of drills* Ha-ha-ha! So much blood!

 

[MPH Deku]

Woot! I'm a Buckethead!

*beats Stinko up with a guitar*

 

[StinkomanFan]

*shoves drumsticks into your eye sockets*

 

[MPH Deku]

*moves closer to stinko and shakes head, slapping him with the drumsticks in his eyes*

 

[StinkomanFan]

*grabs drumsticks* Give me those!

 

[MPH Deku]

No!

*jerks backwards*

 

[StinkomanFan]

*the jerk gets the sticks with eyeballs attached out* Ah!

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

*Uses force crush on MPH!*

 

[StinkomanFan]

*slaps Raf* Don't attack people when they aren't here! It's impolite.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

*Force Crushes self in pity*

 

[zeldspazz]

*Leaves cookie on the ground*

*Waits for someone to take the bait*

 

[StinkomanFan]

*walks over to cookie* Oh look a cookie. *bends over to pick it up, but suffers a hernia* OOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

 

[MPH Deku]

*shoves Stinko away and dives for cookie*

 

[zeldspazz]

*Cookie being picked up off the floor causes the moon to fall from the sky and land on Stinkoman as he's suffering a hernia. At least it tastes like cheese >.>*

Edit: MPH's mom shows up next to her as she picks up the magic cookie. Thats enough to kill anyone (yeah I went there)