Forum Fight!!!!

[UberMario]

DO A BARREL ROLL!

*Retro barrel rolls, and shoots everyone including himself*

 

[Tacel]

Nope. Smashfan just ignores our attacks.
We have something worth fighting for.

*Gets hit by bullet in chest*
*Falls to knees*

 

[RetroAntonio]

True, he's good in Story Mode though...oh yeah...bullet. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF THIS HURTS

Uber...I saved you...why...

 

[Blargy]

Uhhh guys I just accidently lit the building on fire

O.o

 

[UberMario]

Uber...I saved you...why...

You shot everyone, so you WON!

*remembers I got shot also*

*Falls over dramatically*

*Gets up*

Blargy, you got shot too.

Blargy: Right.

*Blargy dramatically poses with one hand up and falls over*

*UberMario falls over dramatically again*

 

[StinkomanFan]

*Throws snag ball at Snorlax, catching him*
*Shoots ElectricEye satellite down with phaser*
*Picks up Metal Mario and holds him above an active volcanoe*
Welcome to Forum Fight. Stinkomanfan is the greatest fighter and I am his sidekick.

Greatest?! I'm far from that statis! I just post the most...

 

[Blargy]

*Pushes stinko*

Ya thats right Im better then him!

 

[StinkomanFan]

Oh, really? *stabs Blargy in the heel with a switchblade*

 

[Tacel]

*Pushes Blargy out of window of building*
Hahahahahah!!!
*Looks out window*
This is the first story?

 

[StinkomanFan]

It's the only story

 

[Tacel]

...I knew that...
*Opens up door, goes outside, stands Blargy up, and punches him in face*
*Walks back indoors, closes door, and sits down*
Anybody up for a sandwich party?

 

[Blargy]

*Groans*

Ugh.......I don't think I can move my arm......

*Looks at building*

Hehe I guess they forgot I lit it on fire......

Crap.....can't crawl away from it......

 

[UberMario]

*lies on the floor still, MENACINGLY*

 

[Hoshi No Senshi Meta Knight]

God I haven't been to this thread in forever...*Just stands there*

 

[UberMario]

*gets up and steals the Galaxia*

 

[StinkomanFan]

What's that Uber?...Whatever it's stolen sooooooo DIE! *swings at uber with a sythe*

 

[UberMario]

Oh nooooooooooooooooooo!


SPAGHETTI!

(Knocks Stinko unconscious with a plate of spaghetti)

 

[Hoshi No Senshi Meta Knight]

MY SWORD ASDFGHJKL- *Headbutts Uber*

 

[Tacel]

SPAGHETTI???
ME LOVE SPAGHETTI!
*Beats UberMario to death with banana*
*Takes spaghetti*
*Eats spaghetti and banana*

 

[UberMario]

*1-Up Mushroom lands on me*

*Gets up*

OH NO YOU DIDN'T!

*THROWS TAL at Hoshi, and steals the Sword who's full name is ASDFGHJKL-BWIPECX VROTZ QUNMY (meaning Killer of Bloodlust Chipmunks in the language Melifinililenese, forged by Meeko of the Elvis cult in 1962)
and use it to spell Elephant in the telephone-covered ice.*

 

[Tacel]

*1-Up Mushroom lands on me*

*Gets up*

OH NO YOU DIDN'T!

*THROWS TAL at Hoshi, and steals the Sword who's full name is ASDFGHJKL-BWIPECX VROTZ QUNMY (meaning Killer of Bloodlust Chipmunks in the language Melifinililenese, forged by Meeko of the Elvis cult in 1962)
and use it to spell Elephant in the telephone-covered ice.*

UberMario, you have just posted by far the greatest post of all time.

*Takes out scimitar*
I have not heard of that sword until just now, and yet I need to grasp it in my hands and call it my own.
*Raises scimitar back*
AAAAHHHHh!!!
*Throws scimitar*

*Scimitar hits ground*
...Oh...
...
*Walks over and picks it up*

 

[UberMario]

*Takes advantage of the weakspot revealed when he leans down to pick up his scimitar and strikes it with ASDFGHJKL-BWIPECX VROTZ QUNMY .*

Thank you for your compliments, but we are still in battle.

 

[Tacel]

Good thing that my skin is a hard, rock plating!
*Lifts up t-shirt where sword struck, revealing a large blade wound gushing with maple syrup blood*
I guess that was just a dream.
No matter!
*Swings arm back with scimitar in hand*
*Arm falls off from wound*
...Could you pick that up for me?

 

[UberMario]

Sure!

*Gives it back to TAL, then promptly "stumbles" and pushes him off the cliff*

Woops.

 

[StinkomanFan]

Curse you cliff! *tosses a rope down*

 

[UberMario]

*Rope had an anchor on it, pulling Stinko down with it*

 

[StinkomanFan]

*falling to my death* FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

 

[UberMario]

*leans over to watch Stinko fall when suddenly . . . . . .

 

[StinkomanFan]

*tosses a javaline that impales UM in the head*

 

[UberMario]

OW! You've got good aim for someone falling to their doom!

StinkomanFan: Why thank y- *smashes into the ground in a fiery atomic explosion*

 

[StinkomanFan]

Don't control me! I die a firey death when I say I die a fir-*lands onto a propane tank, dropping a match and blowing up*

 

[UberMario]

My gosh! Are you alright down there!

*With smoke coming out of his back*

Stinko: Yeah I'm fine, thankfully only one of the thousands of tanks around TAL, Hoshi, and I went off.

*A lit stick of dynamite lands next to Stinko*

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

 

[Blargy]

*Ninja's behind Uber and spartan kicks him off the cliff*

Ha! You didnt see that coming!

 

[Snowmanthatknows]

*dunks a cat in a bucket of water*

*throws at Blargy*

 

[Tacel]

*Wakes up, slightly brain damaged (hard to think right/hard to see)*
*Sees dynamite*
Oh look! It's a dancing hot dog!
*Picks up dynamite and is about to take a bite*
*Sees tanks*
*Stops*
Oh, wait. You crocodiles look hungry. Do want this hot dog?
...Okay!
Here you go! Enjoy!
*Tosses dynamite to the tanks*
*Dynamite explodes the tanks*
D:

 

[StinkomanFan]

*trying to get up* I'm fine... *dynamite blows up, blowing me up*

 

[Tacel]

*Falls asleep on top of an abnormally large and pointy rock*

 

[StinkomanFan]

*head lands ontop of nearby rock* Can someone help?

 

[Tacel]

*Wakes up, fully conscious*
Oh my gosh what happened to the rest of your body???
*Runs over to Stinko*
...How am In supposed to help you? Your head was blown off.

 

[StinkomanFan]

Well my body should still be somewhere in the flaming pile of debri. You could go get it for me.