Forum Fight!!!!

[Rukako]

*Randomly finds a light blue tarot card which turns into a small gun-like object and reads instructions*

Hmm...Persona? Fishy...

*Looks up*

**** it.

*Points gun-thing at head and shoots, summoning a spirit who destroys the meteors, moons, and the paper airplanes.*

*Points different gun at Smashfan*

Final Words? Anything? : P

 

[smashfan666]

just 4...

GET IN MAH BELLEH!

*eats Rukako*

 

[Rukako]

*Is eaten, both guns and all*

GRAH! GROSS! ; ;

*Shoots a huge hole in Smashfan's back and gets out through the hole made by bullets.*

 

[smashfan666]

*bullets deflect off the walls and (with Rukako) just bounce around in my stomach*

 

[Rukako]

....

*Shoots self in the head with the proper gun, and uses the summoned spirit to use Dia to cure self, and stops the bullets*

Now letsee if I can do this properly...Smashfan, which do you hate more, wind, ice, fire, or thunder? : P

 

[smashfan666]

i'd have to guess... a rare metal known as "explodium" which only works on me in your real dimention and is found only in an abandoned mine in daagraaagh... which is gazillions of lightyears away... in another universe... and retrieving it is lethal... as daagraaah is surrounded by an asteroid field that covers the entire planet... and explodium explodes upon even the gentlest touch... what utter fool would be bold enough, or foolish enough, to even go near that stuff?!

*gulps, sending Rukako's body into my digestive system*

 

[Rukako]

Ohhh. Well, watch out. I hear there's a monster going around that is made fully of that stuff. : P

*Shoots head again, and my Persona blasts a proper hole, and I escape properly.*

*Sighs.*

....

*Looks behind, and there's a monster.*

Ah, there's the monster made out of the explodium~ *Puts a small grenade next to the monster, then runs like heck away, while blasting myself in the head again, just to give myself an invincible barrier, so I won't die at all due to the explosions*

 

[smashfan666]

fyi... that's YOUR home dimension... explodium dosen't work here...

*eats explodium monster*

now you and it are trapped... in... uuugh... that stuff explodes on contact don't it...

(barfs out rukako and the monster... then, the explodium monster blows up... vaporizing rukako)

 

[Rukako]

Edit - Darnit, I'm slow. Now I know what you mean...and shall I mention that because of safety reasons for myself, that that was why I transported this all outside my mind?

*Aims gun at Smashfan*

Now, to continue what I originally was doing...

*Pulls trigger, and you can imagine what happens next, with Smashfan being shot*

 

[smashfan666]

*bullet deflects back at rukako*

heheheeeeee... lunchtime... and at night no less...

*eats rukako, again*

 

[Neo Exdeath]

*steps outside of the void for a minute*


*sees smashfan eating Rukako*

*Runs back to the safety of the Void*

 

[UberMario]

-----
DRAGON called for help!

a HOMESTAR came!

HOMESTAR did his ronald regan impression!

UBERMARIO's paralysis wore off.

Lol I didn't know I could wear off paralyisis by watching a character do a Ronald Reagan Impression.

*Rides a paper airplane straight into smashfan's china cup collection*

 

[smashfan666]

*opens void portal*

COME BACK HERE!

*grabs Neo Exdeath and eats him*

BTW UberMario... I DON'T HAVE A CHINA CUP COLLECTION!

*eats UberMario*

 

[Blargy]

Gah why must you bring me here

*makes mutiple guns appear out of thin air and make them all shoot smashfan at the same time*

 

[UberMario]

*Eats smashfan's brain from the inside*

 

[Rukako]

*Says hello to Neo and Ubermario, after muttering some certain words underneath breath.*

That's it. *Pulls out sword*

The guns do nothing! DX *Stabs Smashfan from in the inside, repeatedly, and stabs his heart, too*

 

[smashfan666]

*bullets all deflect, the sword just breaks, and my brains electrical pulses shock UM*

you're next, Blargy...

(eats Blargy)

 

[Blargy]

*teleports out*

you know that wont work

*puts smashfan in front of a black hole*

I like to see you get out of this

 

[smashfan666]

you seem to have forgotten that there are no black holes here... so...

*neutralizes Blargy's teleportation, eats him again, and drinks a lot of soda*

 

[Blargy]

but you seem to have forgotten i have the ability to bend space in time to create anything and destroy anything at any moment

Now lets see how much you can hold in your mouth shall we?

*makes constant water appear in smashfan stomach*

*makes scuba gear appear*

this will come in handy gl

 

[smashfan666]

*all that water swishes sending everyone into my digestive system*

 

[UberMario]

*Smashfan gets polarized by his brain being tazed by an ion cannon*

 

[smashfan666]

*destroys ion cannon*

HA!

(drinks more soda)

 

[UberMario]

*Gives smashfan an ulcer as my ph is lower than 1*

 

[Rukako]

Aw. Now I'm all covered in blood because of that ulcer. Thanks. -.-

Oh well. I've given all hope up of escaping, so I guess I'm classified now as a Damsel in Distress?

*Sits in a corner with a book, and starts reading*

 

[Blargy]

*buts a crazy bubble around Rukako which comes out of smashfan -use imagination here-*

ya......that gotta hurt smashfan but hey i just saved Damsel in Distress did i win?

*fills smashfan up with acid*

thats going to burn ^^

 

[Rukako]

...*Throws book overhead* You win~! XD;;

*Gives Blargy a long-lasting unbreakable shield, so he is invincible for a while*

That shall be your reward~!

*Shoots at UberMario, and throws some bombs at Smashfan*

 

[smashfan666]

*groans*

AID!

aid: "boss?"

get me the pill...

aid: "right away"

oooh you're in some deep stuff now!

aid: "pill..."

thanks... *swallows pill, and some water, you should know what happens after that*

 

[Blargy]

*encloses smashfan in a metal box*

well that crisis is over now.....whew

 

[smashfan666]

*literally eats my way out of the box*

didn't count on that one, did ya'?

*drinks coffee*

 

[Blargy]

hmmmm you like to eat eh?

lets see how much you can stuff inside your stomach shall we?

*Makes random food appear around smashfan until it buries him and still constantly making more food appear*

this should be fun to watch hope your hungry

 

[smashfan666]

*swallows everything*

three words...

I... WANT... MORE...

*goes insane and starts eating everything in sight*

 

[Blargy]

dont worry theres a unlimited amount of food so you wont starve

 

[smashfan666]

*eats every last bit... and when there was thought to be an unlimited supply...*

(becomes tired of mutton for a while)

*stomach growls*

...MOOOOOOOOORE!!!

*eats Blargy thinking he's a sandwich*

 

[Rukako]

....

*Whacks Smashfan on the head with a giant 250 lb frying pan, knocking him out. Holds up a sword.*

Only to save my savior.

*Starts trying to rescue Blargy by using sword to do "rescue surgery".*

 

[Blargy]

OW you poke me in the eye D:

*crawls out*

well here for now being my savior!

*gives rukako a unlimited amount of cookies that will never run out*

 

[Rukako]

Err...sorry. O O;;

*Heals Blargy's eye with Dia*

Yum~! Cookies~! <3

*Eats a few cookies, then starts stabbing at Smashfan again*

 

[smashfan666]

*shrinks back to normal size*

(wakes up with a severe headache)

ooooohh my head...

(realizes what just happened)

nuts to this tomfoolery... (transports everyone to a mine... or construction zone...)

(serious look on face, bloodshot eyes)

SUMMONS FORM!

(starts whistling gutsman's stage music, gutsman appears)

gutsman: "RAAAAAAAAWRGH!!!"

*rips shirt off, i'm suddenly wearing purple pants*

(lands on the ground with a loud smack, the hulk appears)

hulk: "HULK SMASH!"

mince them...

(gutsman and hulk go after Rukako and Blargy)

 

[Blargy]

*Crushes them with his mind then teleports Rukako and myself out*

Mind over matter ftw?

*Uses his mind creation ability to put smashfan into a pool of magma*

 

[Rukako]

...I'm saying nothing about posting later than I should.

Now...what else am I gonna do? Oh! I'll write a story with Smashfan being the host of it..

*murmurs* And how he gets beaten up...?