Forum Fight!!!!

[smashfan666]

WINDOWS ATTACK!!!

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a wild SLIME appeared!
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SLIME's hp: 100

NEO EXDEATH's hp: 1000
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SLIME attacks NEO EXDEATH!

NEO EXDEATH suffered 100 damage!
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[UberMario]

*Attacks only at night*

 

[SoldierRift]

*Chapter 1: Intermediating dimensions by The Fall Of Troy plays in background*


*Comes from a porthole and throws Neo into it*

*Brings a stereo out and plays some funky music*

 

[smashfan666]

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SLIME's hp: 100

NEO EXDEATH has fled
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SLIME has won the battle!
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SLIME has gained:

10 experience points!

10 gold!
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SLIME leveled up!

SLIME is now lvl. 2!

SLIME's hp is now: 200!

experience points left until SLIME can reach lvl. 3: 50.
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[Neo Exdeath]

*Comes from a porthole and throws Neo into it*

*Ends up back in the Void*


*steals SoldierRift's stereo using smashfan's powers*

 

[SoldierRift]

What the? How'd you come back? What wheres my stereo!!!!!!!!!

*Falls off a mysterious cliff due to hysteria and dismay at Neos mysterious arrival back into the void*

*cries at lost of stereo*

 

[smashfan666]

you're next, ubermario

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a wild DRAGON appeared!
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DRAGON's hp: 2900

UBERMARIO's hp: 1000
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DRAGON breathed fire on UBERMARIO!

UBERMARIO suffered 500 damage!
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UBERMARIO's hp: 500
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[SoldierRift]

aHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

*still falling*

 

[UberMario]

Macho Nacho appeared!

Macho Nacho hp:1

Samshfan hp: 2000

Macho Nacho tipped over!

Smashfan lost all hp!

Macho Nacho gains 200exp!

Bling Bling went up by 5!

Cheese-flavor upgraded to Mozzarella!

*UberMario eats Macho Nacho to gain an impervious shield*

 

[smashfan666]

SMASHFAN666 suff... wait... SMASHFAN666 and MACHONACHO are not a part of this battle...

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DRAGON's hp: 2900

UBERMARIO's hp: 500
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DRAGON laughed at UBERMARIO for attacking an enemy not in battle!

UBERMARIO was paralyzed!

UBERMARIO suffered 450 damage!
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UBERMARIO's hp: 50
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[SoldierRift]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

*still falling*

 

[UberMario]

I didn't attack you smashfan it was THE NACHO!

Anyway:

*Drives over the dragon's feet for a 800-point combo*

 

[SoldierRift]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
*still falling*

 

[smashfan666]

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DRAGON suffered 900 damage!
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DRAGON's hp: 2000

UBERMARIO's hp: 50
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DRAGON called for help!

a HOMESTAR came!

HOMESTAR did his ronald regan impression!

UBERMARIO's paralysis wore off.

UBERMARIO suffered 100000 points of damage!
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UBERMARIO's hp: 0
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UBERMARIO has been felled!
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DRAGON and HOMESTAR have won the battle!

DRAGON has gained:

10 experience points!

10 gold!

experience points left until DRAGON reaches lvl. 101: 4000000090

HOMESTAR has gained:

1 experience points!

10 gold!
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HOMESTAR leveled up!

HOMESTAR is now lvl 0!

HOMESTAR's hp is now: 10.

experience points left until HOMESTAR reaches lvl 1: 10.
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[SoldierRift]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

*hook shots cliff*

*climbs up*

*throws bomb at dragon*

*runs away in terror at what the dragon may do to him*

 

[smashfan666]

*universe goes all insane due to the bomb being ejected at the crystal which controls all logic*

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a wild COFFEE appeared!
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COFFEE's hp: pie.

SOLDIERRIFT's hp: left.
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COFFEE barfed birds and pork chops at SOLDIERRIFT!

SOLDIERRIFT suffered flah damage!
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SOLDIERRIFT's hp: duck.
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[SoldierRift]

Omg the universe is about to explode why!!?!??!?!?!?!?!

*calmly goes over and drinks coffee*

*Status: Extremely hyper*

 

[smashfan666]

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COFFEE's hp: boo!

SOLDIERRIFT's hp: cocoa.
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COFFEE fixed the universe...

the COFFEE was actually a BLACK HOLE!

BLACK HOLE sucks in SOLDIERRIFT!
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SOLDIERRIFT's hp: 0
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SOLDIERRIFT has been felled!
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BLACK HOLE has won the battle!

BLACK HOLE has gained:

0 experience points!

0 gold!

BLACK HOLE has no level... because it's a BLACK HOLE...
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[Neo Exdeath]

Wha? The univerese is about to explode?

Oh wait, the Void is it's own dimension.



*drinks tea while sitting down in a icy, snowy forest somewhere in the Void*

*laughs maniacally*

 

[Blargy]

OH sorry guys that was because of the falcon punch i just did

*creates another universe*

Oh btw guys I have the power to bend space and time I uh....accidentally fell into a nuclear reactor.

 

[smashfan666]

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a wild SMASHFAN666 has appeared!
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SMASHFAN666's hp: ????

NEO EXDEATH's hp: 800
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keep MY powers will you? HA!

SMASHFAN666 pummeled NEO EXDEATH vigorously!

NEO EXDEATH suffered 799 damage!
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NEO EXDEATH's hp: 1.
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[SoldierRift]

*Blackhole sends SoldierRift 1 billion light years away*

Status: suffacating

Wait what is that? Is it a spaceship

*faints*

Status: fainted/ reganing health

*spaceship picks up SoldierRift*

*Capt. Falcan emerges into the void*

What will happen next in this exciting adventure??????

 

[smashfan666]

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SMASHFAN666's hp: ????

NEO EXDEATH's hp: 1
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i'm going on guard.

SMASHFAN666 puts a up huge shield in front of himself.
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[SoldierRift]

SoldierRift status: Unknown?

*Capt. Falcon prepares to destroy the void and possibly the universe*

FALCON PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Void has been obliterated, everyone is dead.... or maybe, wait!

Is that a sign of life?

 

[Neo Exdeath]

You fool! I cast reflect on the Void!


*SoilderRift gets falcon punch reflected back on him*


*makes Void teleport-proof, spaceship-proof, and person-proof*

 

[SoldierRift]

Please read #5262 and notice that my status is unknown also...

Seriously can you actually reflect a falcon punch. I think we need to straighten this out if were gonna continue this fight.

*pauses fight for awhile*

 

[Neo Exdeath]

Seriously can you actually reflect a falcon punch. I think we need to straighten this out if were gonna continue this fight.

*pauses fight for awhile*

Reflect reflects everything.



Now, let's continue!


*summons Gohma, Morpheus, Godot, Weegee, Sephiroth, and Giygas to kill smashfan*

*casts reflect on all of them*

 

[SoldierRift]

*SOldierRift returns from nowhere?*

*but at the sight of sephiroth he runs away*

*Summons the Triforce of courage!!!!!!!!!!*

 

[Neo Exdeath]

^My summons weren't aimed at you. They're aimed at smashfan.

 

[SoldierRift]

^
Still who the hell would want to be by sephiroth?

*Regains courage!*

*summons triforce of strength*

*Throws bomb at self and is unaffected*

 

[Neo Exdeath]

*steals triforce of wisdom and locks it in an undisclosed location in the void in which the key to is in another box that has an undisclosed location location in the Void in which the key to is in a llama with an undisclosed location in the Void that is only killable with an undisclosed weapon that can only be fond in the Void, where only me and my army have access to*


Beat that!

 

[SoldierRift]

*falls off a cliff, due to the lack of wisedom*

*Who knows how big the cliff is*

*Loggs off*

I'll fight later, it 11:37 pm good night <(^.^<)

*Captain falcon runs into the void and totally masaccres sephiroth*

 

[Neo Exdeath]

*

*Captain falcon runs into the void and totally masaccres sephiroth*

I made the Void person-proof as part of the security measures. Well, any person who is not in my army-proof.

 

[smashfan666]

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SMASHFAN666's hp: ????

NEO EXDEATH's hp: 1
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so?

SMASHFAN666 deflects all previous attacks back at their original senders!

SMASHFAN666 taps NEO EXDEATH's arm!

NEO EXDEATH suffers 10 damage!
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NEO EXDEATH's hp: 0
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NEO EXDEATH has been felled!
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SMASHFAN666 has won the battle!

SMASHFAN666 has gained:

???? experience points!

20 gold!

his original form and all his powers back! (though he still stays within the RPG windows)

1000 fury points!

experience points left until SMASHFAN666 reaches level ????: ????
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[Neo Exdeath]

*travels back in time*


*falcon punches smashfan's pregnant mother in the stomach*

 

[smashfan666]

six words... RULER OF OUT OF THIS DIMENSION...

*opens a wormhole to out of this dimension*

sayonara suckers! *enters wormhole* see ya never!

*closes wormhole*

 

[Blargy]

*destroys smashfan dimension*

o god it feels great being able to do this

hey guys you should jump in some nuclear wastes and see what kinda of powers you get!

*makes randomly objects appear above soldierRift*

 

[smashfan666]

*out of this dimension has survived*

HOW DARE YOU!!!

*transports everyone to out of this dimension*

 

[Rukako]

*Jumps in*

Oh, hiya Smashfan~ Where did everyone go~? O.O?

...Waaaait, did you transport them again? Oh well. Off to my inner mental world, of pain, you go~

*Sends Smashfan into mental world and thinks of all of the things plaging my mind and sends it after him*

Now...it's a bit lonely. Oh well. *Starts reading a game guide*

 

[smashfan666]

*sends Rukako to out of this dimension, i then appear as a giant and waving see-through figure*

(slightly warbled voice) mess with ME will you?! well... let's see how you like playing with METEORS!

meteors with faces: yeah?

me: launch yourselves and destroy them! (points at all the other users)

meteors: okey dokey!

WEEGEE-face meteor: KILL.

(a bunch of meteors/moons with faces launch themselves at all of you, paper airplanes join in, too)